Become a full time DM and charge for your mastery.
Per hour or flat fee.
Extra charges for bonus XP and magic items.
Rebates for sexy gamergirls.
Credit Cards and Paypal accepted.
Sperm, blood, and other bodily fluid donation.
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No matter how hard I try, I can't seem to find enough cash to feed my Paizo addiction. Please suggest other ways of generating extra income -- immoral, impossible, and otherwise dubious suggestions particularly welcome.Become a love slave to the elderly rich? ;-P
Warning!! This doesn't work as well as you think. Tried it, old broad died on me, wound up at the police station answering questions for 5 hours, and had no more money at the end than I started with.
Ahh, but when she took her dentures out, whooo boy!!
Maybe it was worth it after all.
;P
become a lawyer
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No matter how hard I try, I can't seem to find enough cash to feed my Paizo addiction. Please suggest other ways of generating extra income -- immoral, impossible, and otherwise dubious suggestions particularly welcome.
LAB COAT with Text and Barcode:
HUMAN CLONING PROJECT
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Become a politician, get elected, take bribe money from shady government contractors. Never ask where the money comes from. Euphamistically call these bribes "Paizo gift certificates."
While you're there, insert earmark for your FLGS. You know, games are educational. If anyone complains, state that children play games. Why do they hate children? Use resulting media firestorm to resign and write a book. Use proceeds to fund Paizo habit.
Check the couch cushions.
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Go to Wal-Mart and have something heavy fall on you...then sue...?
Don't look at red lights, eventually someone will run one and you will be able to sue...
Spill really hot coffee on your lap from McDonalds an sue....oh wait, they had to add a label saying the coffee was really hot....consumer beware...
I guess all my ideas involve sueing people....so, uh sue someone for something that they need to be sued for...like that sugar donut not having a diabetes warning on it...?
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Selling tourists fake maps to celebrity summer homes is always fun.
Find a contractor who is willing to pay you for supplying him with business by doing things like kicking sprinkler heads off of the sprinklers of the rich and ignorant.
Abandoned buildings and poorly-secured construction sites are great places for recovering copper to sell.
Leave a donation jar at your local supermarket to "help your cancer-afflicted son fulfill his dying wish of building a baseball diamond for impoverished children."
I hear religion is a fantastic racket.
Seduce a woman married to a rich man and blackmail her with photos.
Seduce a celebrity and sell the sex tape.
Sell organs you no longer need.
Win the lottery.
What? No! That's not what I was....I mean.....that is to say.....Ah hell with it...
Mmmmm.....brainnnsss
{wanders over from FaWTL thread} Bonjour, monsieur, here is zur boisson. {hands him a double} Bon boire!
There's always my personal fave,sell the kids or rent the wife out.
So far neither has worked so I still have to go to work... speaking of which.
What is the rent for the wife?
1. Go to a junkyard for cars.
2. Pull out the parts for a '93 Mazda 626 engine.
3. Pay the $20 or so to take the parts home.
4. Sell them online as the parts for a '93 Ford Probe.*
*The '93 Ford Probe and '93 Mazda 626 are the same engine. The parts are just listed as more expensive for the Probe.
Incidentally, there are a lot of cars that are like this. In fact, I have a friend that makes a living doing stuff like this. I know about the Probe because he told me about it when I was having a hard time finding parts for my car. :)
