Signs You're A Paizo Messageboard N00b

[David Fryer]

Anyone up for Uno?

[Studpuffin]

David Fryer wrote:

Anyone up for Uno?

Shouldn't only one person ever be up for Uno?

[Wally Wabbit]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Kill da wabbit!

Kill da Kobold!

[Kassil]

Wally Wabbit wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Kill da wabbit!

Kill da Kobold!

Let's just kill everyone, shall we?

[Callous Jack]

Tarren Dei wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

You kept showing up drunk. It was suppose to be a family production. Not to mention the harassment claims by the female elves.

I hope those were female elves...

Elves? In a church Christmas play? I think those were lambs.

As long as they weren't poodles.

[Kassil]

Callous Jack wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

You kept showing up drunk. It was suppose to be a family production. Not to mention the harassment claims by the female elves.

I hope those were female elves...

Elves? In a church Christmas play? I think those were lambs.

As long as they weren't poodles.

They were kobolds disguised as elves masquerading as rabbits pretending to be poodles that were dressed up like lambs.

[Callous Jack]

Kassil wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

You kept showing up drunk. It was suppose to be a family production. Not to mention the harassment claims by the female elves.

I hope those were female elves...

Elves? In a church Christmas play? I think those were lambs.

As long as they weren't poodles.

They were kobolds disguised as elves masquerading as rabbits pretending to be poodles that were dressed up like lambs.

Stupid kobolds.

[Kassil]

Callous Jack wrote:

Kassil wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

You kept showing up drunk. It was suppose to be a family production. Not to mention the harassment claims by the female elves.

I hope those were female elves...

Elves? In a church Christmas play? I think those were lambs.

As long as they weren't poodles.

They were kobolds disguised as elves masquerading as rabbits pretending to be poodles that were dressed up like lambs.

Stupid kobolds.

At least they weren't smyrfs disguised as kobolds.

[David Fryer]

You are happy when a thread gets back on topic.

[Kassil]

David Fryer wrote:

You are happy when a thread gets back on topic.

There are threads on topic?

[David Fryer]

Not many.

[Kassil]

I'm amazed there are any.

[Kassil]

They're all in the PBPs, aren't they?

[The Shadow]

Kassil wrote:

They're all in the PBPs, aren't they?

The OTD RPG stays on topic... most of the time.

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

The Shadow wrote:

Kassil wrote:

They're all in the PBPs, aren't they?

The OTD RPG stays on topic... most of the time.

Probably because the poodles haven't visited.....YET!

[Kassil]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

The Shadow wrote:

Kassil wrote:

They're all in the PBPs, aren't they?

The OTD RPG stays on topic... most of the time.

Probably because the poodles haven't visited.....YET!

I suggest you fix this glaring error posthaste.

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Kassil wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

The Shadow wrote:

Kassil wrote:

They're all in the PBPs, aren't they?

The OTD RPG stays on topic... most of the time.

Probably because the poodles haven't visited.....YET!

I suggest you fix this glaring error posthaste.

Good idea.

*runs off to the OTD RPG thread to drop some "landmines"*

[The Shadow]

You might be a paizo noob if this is the firsy thread you've ever posted in.

[Maleek the Mostly Mad]

You post something inflammatory under an alias because there's no way anyone could ever trace it back to you! Bruhahhaahha.

[Xaaon of Xen'Drik]

Crap!!! I've never gotten a Lilith cookie!!! 3500 posts and still a newb!!!

[CourtFool]

You have never changed your avatar.

[CourtFool]

Teter doesn't owe you twenty bucks.

[Dragonborn3]

You've never made one of these threads.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Dragonborn3 wrote:

You've never made one of these threads.

Oh, please. Those are for nerds.

[Dragonborn3]

You might be a redneck if you ever-, oh, wrong thread.

[Kassil]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Kassil wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

The Shadow wrote:

Kassil wrote:

They're all in the PBPs, aren't they?

The OTD RPG stays on topic... most of the time.

Probably because the poodles haven't visited.....YET!

I suggest you fix this glaring error posthaste.

Good idea.

*runs off to the OTD RPG thread to drop some "landmines"*

TAKE OFF EVERY POODLE!!!!

FOR GREAT INJUSTICE!!!!

[Aberzombie]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Dragonborn3 wrote:

You've never made one of these threads.

Oh, please. Those are for nerds.

So you've probably made a whole bunch of them.....

[Kassil]

*installs a bunch of steamwork traps in the thread*

[Dragonborn3]

Kassil wrote:

*installs a bunch of steamwork traps in the thread*

Bad Kassil, bad!

*smack Kassil with rolled-up newspaper*

[Kassil]

Dragonborn3 wrote:

Kassil wrote:

*installs a bunch of steamwork traps in the thread*

Bad Kassil, bad!

*smack Kassil with rolled-up newspaper*

*steals the newspaper and turns it into a bunch of KC's favorite traps, scattered all over*

Spoiler:

I didn't need to prepare Explosive Runes, I have thaumatechnology. *BOOM*

[Moorluck]

Xaaon of Xen'Drik wrote:

Crap!!! I've never gotten a Lilith cookie!!! 3500 posts and still a newb!!!

Just over 1000 and still a n00b as well. :(

[Kassil]

Moorluck wrote:

Xaaon of Xen'Drik wrote:

Crap!!! I've never gotten a Lilith cookie!!! 3500 posts and still a newb!!!

Just over 1000 and still a n00b as well. :(

At this rate, you guys might end up Paizo nubs.

[Studpuffin]

Kassil wrote:

TAKE OFF EVERY POODLE!!!!

FOR GREAT INJUSTICE!!!!

Great, now I'm going to have Korean Robots stuck in my head for days.

[Studpuffin]

Also, you might be a Paizo newb if you cannot spell Fafhrd correctly.

Its like Fhwqwgads...

...Did I just show my newbness with a StrongBad reference?

[houstonderek]

Studpuffin wrote:

Also, you might be a Paizo newb if you cannot spell Fafhrd correctly.

Its like Fhwqwgads...

...Did I just show my newbness with a StrongBad reference?

What's wrong with StrongBad? My current dwarf fighter (for SD) is named Trogdor...

[Kassil]

houstonderek wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Also, you might be a Paizo newb if you cannot spell Fafhrd correctly.

Its like Fhwqwgads...

...Did I just show my newbness with a StrongBad reference?

What's wrong with StrongBad? My current dwarf fighter (for SD) is named Trogdor...

You Are Likely To Be Eaten By A Grue.

[Kassil]

Studpuffin wrote:

Kassil wrote:

TAKE OFF EVERY POODLE!!!!

FOR GREAT INJUSTICE!!!!

Great, now I'm going to have Korean Robots stuck in my head for days.

VICTOLY!

[Kassil]

Studpuffin wrote:

Also, you might be a Paizo newb if you cannot spell Fafhrd correctly.

Its like Fhwqwgads...

...Did I just show my newbness with a StrongBad reference?

You might be a nub if you don't know why Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser are legendary.

[flash_cxxi]

Kassil wrote:

You Are Likely To Be Eaten By A Grue.

You forgot to link it Kassil... ;)

You Are Likely to be Eaten by a Grue.

[Aberzombie]

You might be a newb if you don't know how the "Untitled" thread got started, or think that it was always in the "Off-Topic" section.

Ayup.

[Kruelaid]

Darn tootin'!

[Kruelaid]

flash_cxxi wrote:

Kassil wrote:

You Are Likely To Be Eaten By A Grue.

You forgot to link it Kassil... ;)

You Are Likely to be Eaten by a Grue.

Hmmm. Rickroll?

You might be a noob if you haven't already seen that video (before your local communist dictatorship banned youtube).

[Moorluck]

flash_cxxi wrote:

Kassil wrote:

You Are Likely To Be Eaten By A Grue.

You forgot to link it Kassil... ;)

You Are Likely to be Eaten by a Grue.

And poor Solnes thinks this is just a reference from the show "Chuck".

[flash_cxxi]

Moorluck wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

You Are Likely to be Eaten by a Grue.

And poor Solnes thinks this is just a reference from the show "Chuck".

What!!! She knoweth not the joys of Zork!!! For shame.

Actually there is a Facebook Ap version of Zork I, II and III. I have them bookmarked for ease of use... :)

[Kruelaid]

flash_cxxi wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

You Are Likely to be Eaten by a Grue.

And poor Solnes thinks this is just a reference from the show "Chuck".

What!!! She knoweth not the joys of Zork!!! For shame.

Actually there is a Facebook Ap version of Zork I, II and III. I have them bookmarked for ease of use... :)

I've still got Zork on an Apple IIE.

[flash_cxxi]

Kruelaid wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

You Are Likely to be Eaten by a Grue.

And poor Solnes thinks this is just a reference from the show "Chuck".

What!!! She knoweth not the joys of Zork!!! For shame.

Actually there is a Facebook Ap version of Zork I, II and III. I have them bookmarked for ease of use... :)

I've still got Zork on an Apple IIE.

Why wouldn't you since it is the best game ever made... ever!

[Kassil]

flash_cxxi wrote:

Kassil wrote:

You Are Likely To Be Eaten By A Grue.

You forgot to link it Kassil... ;)

You Are Likely to be Eaten by a Grue.

I didn't forget.

I refuse to rickroll.

[flash_cxxi]

Kassil wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Kassil wrote:

You Are Likely To Be Eaten By A Grue.

You forgot to link it Kassil... ;)

You Are Likely to be Eaten by a Grue.

I didn't forget.

I refuse to rickroll.

Nope, seriously dude you will love it!

I'm not a RickRollin' kinda guy... :)

[Kassil]

Moorluck wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Kassil wrote:

You Are Likely To Be Eaten By A Grue.

You forgot to link it Kassil... ;)

You Are Likely to be Eaten by a Grue.

And poor Solnes thinks this is just a reference from the show "Chuck".

You should fix this. Promptly.