eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE!
*bounce*
That was fun!
And it's good to be back in the Maelstrom.
eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE!
*bounce*
That was fun!
{holds up a 9 on judges cards}
{the shriner starts to squirm again} Quit it, we need you to bring Chef back. May your flesh grow strong spawn! {'eggs' shriner}
May your felt grow strong spawn! {'eggs' shriner's fez}
eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE!
*bounce*
That was fun!
{holds up a 9 on judges cards}
{the shriner starts to squirm again} Quit it, we need you to bring Chef back. May your flesh grow strong spawn! {'eggs' shriner}
May your felt grow strong spawn! {'eggs' shriner's fez}
That looks like fun. Do we have any other handy victims around here to egg?
I know he's around here! I can smell the strawberries I put in his lunch!We haven't seen him ... which is why we've built this effigy in an effort to channel him back to the Maelstrom.
<looks back at the wilting lettuce effigy>
Maybe we should animate the piecemeal chef ...
On it.
*begins chaotic chant that is supoosed to animate the makeshift chef.*
hiss
hiss
** spoiler omitted **
Yay! Cobbie is back. {lets very tired spidery thing sleep}
...maybe add some orhlain shiners*?I think I can help with that... {runs off down the road}{runs back dragging a screaming short man with a red jacket and fez} Here ya go, Tossed Slaad, one shriner. That little horseless cart he was in moved pretty quick, but I still got him.
Ooh! A shriner!
*eggs shriner*
Rain today! Damn! I hope this doesn't carry into the weekend. I've got a couple nice birthday parties and a political rally to attend.
...maybe add some orhlain shiners*?I think I can help with that... {runs off down the road}{runs back dragging a screaming short man with a red jacket and fez} Here ya go, Tossed Slaad, one shriner. That little horseless cart he was in moved pretty quick, but I still got him.Ooh! A shriner!
*eggs shriner*
Hmm, a shriner?
approaches 'shriner'
Nope. This isn't my husband. Oh well, can't let these eggs spoil.
eggs shriner
{the shriner starts to squirm again} Quit it, we need you to bring Chef back. May your flesh grow strong spawn! {'eggs' shriner}
May your felt grow strong spawn! {'eggs' shriner's fez}
I still miss Chef's Slaad.
Chaotics of the World.......SCATTER!!
Have you egged some mortal today?
Have you egged some mortal today?
No, and I'm starting to get really annoyed about that. I've either got to get faster or sneakier.
By the way, has anyone seen my ipod around?
It's just that, I want to exercise later on this afternoon, and I find that to be much easier if I've got some Abba or Yanni blasting away in my eardrums.
Have you egged some mortal today?No, and I'm starting to get really annoyed about that. I've either got to get faster or sneakier.
Nice pep talk, Potato!
Have you egged some mortal today?No, and I'm starting to get really annoyed about that. I've either got to get faster or sneakier.
Mortals are surprising slow and easy to egg. You should give it a try.
To quote Sir William Wallace (as played by Mel Gibson):