What is it this time?!


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Seriously, what has Gary wrought? Is it another ---- joke? Is it the changing of everyone's avvy temporarily? The suspense is killing me!


OK, I'll bite: WTF are you talking about leaky blue globe?

Dark Archive

I think he's just ambushed you.


OK, April Fools? yay?


That is pretty funny. I like the new look Kobold... err Eye Cleaver.

Sovereign Court

I'm going to admit something dreadful

I don't get it.

The Exchange

Patrick Curtin wrote:
OK, I'll bite: WTF are you talking about leaky blue globe?

Traditionally said staffer at Paizo has pulled some really nice little pranks on people on the boards by altering their avatars or such on prior April Fool's Days. Now the waiting begins.....who is next!


The orb is nothing to do with it, it's for RPing purposes. Patrick is correct.


Fake Healer wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
OK, I'll bite: WTF are you talking about leaky blue globe?
Traditionally said staffer at Paizo has pulled some really nice little pranks on people on the boards by altering their avatars or such on prior April Fool's Days. Now the waiting begins.....who is next!

Problem is, he's been a leaky blue globe for weeks now ...

The Exchange

Patrick Curtin wrote:
Fake Healer wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
OK, I'll bite: WTF are you talking about leaky blue globe?
Traditionally said staffer at Paizo has pulled some really nice little pranks on people on the boards by altering their avatars or such on prior April Fool's Days. Now the waiting begins.....who is next!
Problem is, he's been a leaky blue globe for weeks now ...

There is an ointment for that....


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
The orb is nothing to do with it, it's for RPing purposes. Patrick is correct.

So what were you shout typing about then KC?


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
The orb is nothing to do with it, it's for RPing purposes. Patrick is correct.
So what were you shout typing about then KC?

Fakey was partially right. Last year, the first blue mushroom kobold came into being. April Fool's is a time that the Smu-- Moon is at its brightest, when the Blue Things' power is at its peak. Beware!


A Smurf in kabbalistic wizard's robes suddenly poofs into the thread

OOOOGA BOOGA!

Abracapocus! Hocuscadabra! Walla-walla Washington!

Waves his stubby blue arms at the orb in a complex manner

Smurf of toad
And smurf of newt
Change the kobold's birthday suit!


Ha ha, no Papa Smu-- for you!
*Decapitates*


Regrows head

Smurf of raven
Smurf of crow
I've said my curse
And now I go!

Disappears in a puff of blue smoke


Oh no. I just realized what Teter could do. *gulp*


Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Ha ha, no Papa Smu-- for you!

*Decapitates*

Look everybody, it's a soccer ball! *Kicks KC a few hundred yards*


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Oh no. I just realized what Teter could do. *gulp*

Anything he wants to? With root admin access and all?


*Rolls back*
Look! The Boards grow wonky! By the time I return, Teter will have wrought his evil!
*Disappears*


I think we should call him paranoid smurf.


What a neat idea! Change his name to Paranoid Smurf for the day! Tee hee!


Well he is a touch smurfy these days.


yeah he needs to smurf out. It's only a smurf after all.

Sovereign Court

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Ha ha, no Papa Smu-- for you!

*Decapitates*

Look everybody, it's a soccer ball! *Kicks KC a few hundred yards*

Hey! We could use him at the bowling alley!

Shadow Lodge

Only if it's not lady's night. There ought to be a law against that many moomoo's in one place at one time.

Dark Archive

I wish Vic or Gary would turn my avatar into a platypus.


I'd love a Modron avatar M'self, but we know that Avernus will have a blizzard about the time that happens ....

Hmm, maybe if I ask real nice I could get a Flumph ....

Liberty's Edge

Patrick Curtin wrote:


Hmm, maybe if I ask real nice I could get a Flumph ....

He's flumph, he's flumph, he's flumph...he's on the board.

He's flumph, he's flumph, he's flumph...is there accord?


Patrick Curtin wrote:

I'd love a Modron avatar M'self, but we know that Avernus will have a blizzard about the time that happens ....

Hmm, maybe if I ask real nice I could get a Flumph ....

Maybe you could be Flumph Smurf.


Cuchulainn wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:


Hmm, maybe if I ask real nice I could get a Flumph ....

He's flumph, he's flumph, he's flumph...he's on the board.

He's flumph, he's flumph, he's flumph...is there accord?

Is this flumph OGL text, I think so!

Is this flumph OGL text, I think so!


Smurf Jack wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:

I'd love a Modron avatar M'self, but we know that Avernus will have a blizzard about the time that happens ....

Hmm, maybe if I ask real nice I could get a Flumph ....

Maybe you could be Flumph Smurf.

What an intersting NPC! A smurf with a Flumph template!

Or would that be a flumph with a smurf template?

Dark Archive

Patrick Curtin wrote:
Cuchulainn wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:


Hmm, maybe if I ask real nice I could get a Flumph ....

He's flumph, he's flumph, he's flumph...he's on the board.

He's flumph, he's flumph, he's flumph...is there accord?

Is this flumph OGL text, I think so!

Is this flumph OGL text, I think so!

Is the monkey out of his head, I think so.

Liberty's Edge

Patrick Curtin wrote:
Is this flumph OGL text, I think so![/i]

Funny, my biggest beef with WotC is them putting the flumph in the SRD.

If ever there was a monster that really, REALLY needed to be "closed content"...


houstonderek wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Is this flumph OGL text, I think so![/i]

Funny, my biggest beef with WotC is them putting the flumph in the SRD.

If ever there was a monster that really, REALLY needed to be "closed content"...

Aww... Don't be a Flumph hater! No one says you have to use the little lovable guy. They're a great comedic tool!

Dark Archive

They do make great whoopie cushions.


And don't forget they're great as a lampshade hat subsitute when you have one too many.....

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

The best April Fools prank is the one that everybody but Kobold Cleaver can see.


Gary Teter wrote:
The best April Fools prank is the one that everybody but Kobold Cleaver can see.

Not again...

Dark Archive

David Fryer wrote:
They do make great whoopie cushions.

OotS! Yargh! LOL


Well, this is disappointing...no prank. :(
What's the matter, Teter? Didn't feel like doing it this year?

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

You didn't see it?

The Exchange

I thought it was funny KC. You didn't see it?


Is the prank to scare me with paranoia about what it is?

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