Why Did It Have To Be Pistachios?

[David Fryer]

Pistachios are being recalled because they may be tainted with salmonella. Pistachios are also one of my favorite nuts, along with almonds and CourtFool. Why couldn't the salmonella stay confined with peanut butter, which I hate anyway?

[CourtFool]

David Fryer wrote:

Pistachios are also one of my favorite nuts, along with almonds and CourtFool.

Hey! I should be number one.

[CourtFool]

Stupid almonds!

[CourtFool]

Shakes paw menacingly at almonds.

[Garydee]

David Fryer wrote:

Why couldn't the salmonella stay confined with peanut butter, which I hate anyway?

You hate peanut butter? Are you some kind of a Communist? ;)

[Garydee]

CourtFool wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Pistachios are also one of my favorite nuts, along with almonds and CourtFool.

Hey! I should be number one.

You'll always be number one to me little guy. *pats Courtfool*

[drunken_nomad]

See? This goes back to my idea in the 'conspiracy theory' thread elsewhere in OTD section. I swear Little Debbie and the Pringles people are behind these 'accidental' diseases winding up in somewhat healthy foods.

and Court Fool, yer still MY favorite Screaming Yellow Zonker (I mean nut!)

[CourtFool]

Yap!

Licks Garydee and drunken_nomad.

[David Fryer]

CourtFool wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Pistachios are also one of my favorite nuts, along with almonds and CourtFool.

Hey! I should be number one.

I never stated which order they were in. You will always be my favorite nut.

[David Fryer]

Garydee wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Why couldn't the salmonella stay confined with peanut butter, which I hate anyway?

You hate peanut butter? Are you some kind of a Communist? ;)

My grandpa's cousin, who was Secretary of Agriculture for Eisenhower, told me that peanut butter was a communist plot.

[CourtFool]

David Fryer wrote:

You will always be my favorite nut.

Yap!

Humps David Fryer's leg.

[veector]

Kinda crazy. My wife just bought some pistachios from Christmas Tree Shops (one of those stores that collects all the stuff other stores couldn't sell).

Had to chuck 'em!

[veector]

CourtFool wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

You will always be my favorite nut.

Yap!

Humps David Fryer's leg.

@Court Fool - EWH! You don't know where that leg's been.

@David Fryer - Yeah, we pretty much can guess where that poodle's been.

[David Fryer]

CourtFool wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

You will always be my favorite nut.

Yap!

Humps David Fryer's leg.

punts the poodle. Hey, none of that now. Save it for the other poodles.

[David Fryer]

veector wrote:

@Court Fool - EWH! You don't know where that leg's been.

Well, the school I teach at is on a farm with a lot of horses. I also play paintball in the woods on the weekend. Even a poodle could figure that out.

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

I was a paintball target once.......does that count?

[CourtFool]

veector wrote:

@Court Fool - EWH! You don't know where that leg's been.

No need to get jealous, veector. There is plenty of poodle to perpetuate.

Humps veector's leg.

Yap! Yap!

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Geez. I love almonds and pistachios. What the hell are nuts doing in places that are diseased? Peanut butter I understand -- but dry nuts?

[David Fryer]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I was a paintball target once.......does that count?

That was you? I thought it was a large squirrel.

[veector]

CourtFool wrote:

veector wrote:

@Court Fool - EWH! You don't know where that leg's been.

No need to get jealous, veector. There is plenty of poodle to perpetuate.

Humps veector's leg.

Yap! Yap!

Oh goodness... the ethical quandary I am faced with. Do I...

A) Abuse the poodle and risk getting a call from the SPCA

B) Let the poodle do his thing and make a call myself to the dry cleaners, in which case I'm out $10

[CourtFool]

Three legs in one day. I'm spent.

[veector]

CourtFool wrote:

Three legs in one day. I'm spent.

AND IT'S VEECTOR WITH THE ASSIST!

[houstonderek]

It had to be pistachios to punish my old boss for laying me off. Pistachio gelato is his best seller, by far. :)

[Llamafrog]

CourtFool wrote:

Three legs in one day. I'm spent.

No worries Poodle master, here we are to continue the poodle lovin'!

*hups houstonderek's leg*

[Cockapoo]

Llamafrog wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Three legs in one day. I'm spent.

No worries Poodle master, here we are to continue the poodle lovin'!

*hups houstonderek's leg*

*humps Houstonderek's other leg*

[houstonderek]

Wasn't exactly how I pictured today's menage a trois, but, when in Rome...

[Llamafrog]

Cockapoo wrote:

*humps Houstonderek's other leg*

Hi Cockapoo! How's that leg feeling? This one is a bit coarse... I'll have to recommend some loundry products to this fellow

[Cockapoo]

Llamafrog wrote:

Cockapoo wrote:

*humps Houstonderek's other leg*

Hi Cockapoo! How's that leg feeling? This one is a bit coarse... I'll have to recommend some loundry products to this fellow

This leg is a little coarse too. A little Vaseline would be helpful as well! YAP!

[houstonderek]

I'm allergic to fabric softener, so sue me!

;)

And, for the record, no one MADE you hump my leg ;)

[David Fryer]

houstonderek wrote:

It had to be pistachios to punish my old boss for laying me off. Pistachio gelato is his best seller, by far. :)

Divine justice to be sure.

[Shadowborn]

Sorry, it must be my fault; I was just thinking the other day that a bag of pistachios sounded good. Every time I turn my attention to something, it turns to crap. I'm like the King Midas of scat.

[CourtFool]

Shadowborn wrote:

Sorry, it must be my fault; I was just thinking the other day that a bag of pistachios sounded good. Every time I turn my attention to something, it turns to crap. I'm like the King Midas of scat.

So that's why they came out with 4e.