Don't spank me forty times!!!

[Heathansson]

I might break a hip.

[Gary Teter]

How about thirty-nine times?

[Heathansson]

It was okay when I was 39, but I'm elderly now.

[Gary Teter]

Ohhhhhhh, now I get it.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE WERE-WOOF!

[Heathansson]

I want a jelly donut.

[Gary Teter]

You get a twinkie with one of those candles you can't blow out.

[Heathansson]

drools in confusion. Starts snoring.

[Cosmo]

Happy birthday!

[The Dalesman]

Heathansson wrote:

I want a jelly donut.

Shadow Jumps in, puts a box of jelly donuts next to the sleeping were-woof, then Shadow Jumps out. The note on the box says "Happy Birthday from your Friendly Neighborhood Dalesman. Please eat responsibly."

Glad to know a fellow February birthday boy! :)

Your Friendly Neighborhood Dalesman
"Bringing Big D**n Justice to the Bad Guys Since 1369 DR"

[Heathansson]

huh? who are you people?

[Garydee]

Sounds like we need a gun with silver bullets in it so we can put the old warwoof out of his misery. ;)

[Heathansson]

The Dalesman wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

I want a jelly donut.

Shadow Jumps in, puts a box of jelly donuts next to the sleeping were-woof, then Shadow Jumps out. The note on the box says "Happy Birthday from your Friendly Neighborhood Dalesman. Please eat responsibly."

Glad to know a fellow February birthday boy! :)

Your Friendly Neighborhood Dalesman
"Bringing Big D**n Justice to the Bad Guys Since 1369 DR"

I like that young feller.

[The Dalesman]

Heathansson wrote:

I like that young feller.

Not as young as all that - I'm only three years behind you it looks like ;)

Your Friendly Neighborhood Dalesman
"Bringing Big D**n Justice to the Bad Guys Since 1369 DR"

[Heathansson]

I'm 40 dog years!

[David Wickham]

Garydee wrote:

Sounds like we need a gun with silver bullets in it so we can put the old warwoof out of his misery. ;)

Who wants to go for a walk? :D

[Garydee]

David Wickham wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Sounds like we need a gun with silver bullets in it so we can put the old warwoof out of his misery. ;)

Who wants to go for a walk? :D

Better yet, who wants to go hunting? :)

[Hugo Solis]

Jeez, thank gosh this was a birthday reference... I was getting scared reading Heathy and Gary spank-talk....

Feliz Cumpleaños hombre wobo!

[Emperor7]

His bark is worse than my bite. Nope, that should be my bark is worse than his bite. Nope,...aww forget it.

Happy Birthday young one. 30 was worse for me than 40.

[Patrick Curtin]

Garydee wrote:

Sounds like we need a gun with silver bullets in it so we can put the old warwoof out of his misery. ;)

There's only one way to kill a werewolf! Vaguely NSFW

Happy birthday! Next year you get a trip to the farm to live with the other animals ...

[Garydee]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Sounds like we need a gun with silver bullets in it so we can put the old warwoof out of his misery. ;)

There's only one way to kill a werewolf!

Happy birthday! Next year you get a trip to the farm to live with the other animals ...

That's one funny video!

[Patrick Curtin]

Garydee wrote:

That's one funny video!

Robot Chicken and the other gems of Adult Swim are the reason I'm so glad I got Tivo ...

[Emperor7]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Sounds like we need a gun with silver bullets in it so we can put the old warwoof out of his misery. ;)

There's only one way to kill a werewolf! Vaguely NSFW

Happy birthday! Next year you get a trip to the farm to live with the other animals ...

This video needs to follow Heathy wherever he goes. LMAO.

[Garydee]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Garydee wrote:

That's one funny video!

Robot Chicken and the other gems of Adult Swim are the reason I'm so glad I got Tivo ...

To this day, I haven't watched Robot Chicken. I think I should start because it seems like every video that I've seen that is linked to one of their skits is hilarious. I saw one with the Thundercats in it the other day. I swear I couldn't stop laughing!

[DoveArrow]

*Spank*

[Heathansson]

OWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Patrick Curtin]

Garydee wrote:

To this day, I haven't watched Robot Chicken. I think I should start because it seems like every video that I've seen that is linked to one of their skits is hilarious. I saw one with the Thundercats in it the other day. I swear I couldn't stop laughing!

Imagine geeks who bag on pop culture, other geeks, movies of all stripes, and every TV show known to man and you get close. Plus it's all done with action figures ... How hilarious is that?

Here's their take on what would happen if Lindsay Lohan's family moved next door to a geek's house .... LINKY
NSFW ... Plus they are so cool they post everything in clip AND full-episode format so the fans can use it without violating any RIAA guidelines ..

[Heathansson]

That film is so ludicrous.
Humans can't bear up under the recoil of a chain gun.

[Cosmo]

Heathansson wrote:

That film is so ludicrous.

Humans can't bear up under the recoil of a chain gun.

Two things:

1) What makes you think he was human?

and

2) *SPANK*

[Gary Teter]

That's two.

[Anti Alias]

Happy birthday! Do you need an extra spank as your "one to grow on"?

Edit: SPANK!

[Butterfrog]

:fish spank!:

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

heeheeheeheeheeeee!
keep it up! I can take over his mind!!!!

[Sharoth]

~leaves a Framed picture of our favorite Were-Mutt out for everyone to see~

[waltero]

Feel free to share in my delusion that 40 is the new 30, or some crap like that. I forget.

Oh, and *SPANK*

[Heathansson]

I like delusions.

[Aberzombie]

Happy Birthday Heathy!

[Adam Daigle]

Happy Birthday, Heathy! What a weird 40 years it’s been! Hope you’re well.

[BluePigeon]

The Dalesman wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

I want a jelly donut.

Shadow Jumps in, puts a box of jelly donuts next to the sleeping were-woof, then Shadow Jumps out. The note on the box says "Happy Birthday from your Friendly Neighborhood Dalesman. Please eat responsibly."

Glad to know a fellow February birthday boy! :)

Your Friendly Neighborhood Dalesman
"Bringing Big D**n Justice to the Bad Guys Since 1369 DR"

I'm a February birthday boy too. My birthday was the ninth of this month. But I'm still younger than Heathansson.

Uh, do I get a donut too?

[Kobold Catgirl]

Happy birthday, Heathy. Here's a birthday cake!
*Hands Heathy a poisoned cake*

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Happy Birthday, Heathy! Here's the next 40 years. Raises bottle of club soda.

Edit: Oh yeah, the "please don't throw me into the brier patch thing."
Grabs sturdy piece of aged oak.
SPANK!

[Lathiira]

Happy b-day, Heathy!

*Breaks out a surfboard-sized paddle and wails on war-woof*

SPANK!

[Vic Wertz]

Heathansson wrote:

It was okay when I was 39, but I'm elderly now.

You'll be even more elderly tomorrow. Happy birthday!

[Heathansson]

Daigle wrote:

Happy Birthday, Heathy! What a weird 40 years it’s been! Hope you’re well.

(lol)

[Heathansson]

Vic Wertz wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

It was okay when I was 39, but I'm elderly now.

You'll be even more elderly tomorrow. Happy birthday!

Thanks.

It's all down hill from here.
Of course, that's nothing new.

[Dread Lord Poodle]

Heathansson wrote:

Vic Wertz wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

It was okay when I was 39, but I'm elderly now.

You'll be even more elderly tomorrow. Happy birthday!

Thanks.

It's all down hill from here.
Of course, that's nothing new.

Sheesh, you and Clinically Depressed Poodle should get a room ...

[Heathansson]

Naaah....saw Sid and Nancy allready.

[Turin the Mad]

Sharoth wrote:

~leaves a Framed picture of our favorite Were-Mutt out for everyone to see~

Hey, you still deal bite damage Heathy!

Happy Birthday ^_^

You have a place of (dis-)honor in Pawfinder btw.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Heathy got magic dentures for his birthday? +#?

[Heathansson]

Hell yeah!

[Mairkurion {tm}]

You didn't say what bonus.