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[Aberzombie]

Goddang kompooter gremlins!

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Sho'nuff.

[Larry Lichman]

Ayup.

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut.

[Aberzombie]

Goddang gremlins!

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut, zombeh.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup

[Butterfrog]

ayaaaaaaaaaaar!

Sorry, I had pirate for lunch

[Celestial Healer]

Is thet some kahnda bar-bee-que, frog-man?

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Jimmy-Joe Hayseed]

Goddang hippehs.

[Butterfrog]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Is thet some kahnda bar-bee-que, frog-man?

tastee, hairy, unwashed BBQ indeed

[Celestial Healer]

Ah tell you whut, froggeh.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Yew shouldn't be eaten them thar privateers Froggyboy, they's give yew a tummy ache.

[Aberzombie]

Lissen tuh whut Mammy sez, Froggeh.

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[Butterfrog]

Abelch!... dere goes da privateer...

[Kobold Catgirl]

Guys, the other newby threads have passed us by! We must spam with increasing frequency!

[Butterfrog]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Guys, the other newby threads have passed us by! We must spam with increasing frequency!

Ah reckon so!

[Celestial Healer]

Them thar "way too long" thread is up to some crazy number o posts. They's postin fast lahk city folk. It's a diffren pace roun' here, ah tell you whut. Let em have thar long threads, wuh bin settin on this porch talkin bout hippehs since afore they wuz born, 'n wull still be settin here when thar dead.

[Aberzombie]

Whar yew bin lizerd boah? Yer wunna them hippehs CH lahks tuh shoot at, an he shor do git awful orneree when he don't got hippehs tuh shoot at.

[Celestial Healer]

Whut? Hippeh? Whar?!

[Aberzombie]

Ah do buhleeve thet lizerd boah's uh hippeh CH.

[Celestial Healer]

GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH!

BLAM

[Aberzombie]

Git thet dang hippeh lizerd sumb*!&!!

[Celestial Healer]

BLAM

BLAM

Ah tell you whut, zombeh.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Shut up, noobs.

[Celestial Healer]

GIT

[Celestial Healer]

OFF

[Celestial Healer]

MEH

[Celestial Healer]

PROPERTEH!

[Aberzombie]

Thet lizerd boah shor is uh funneh hippeh, callin us noobs. Ah'm perty shor we wuz heer furst.

[Jimmy-Joe Hayseed]

Ah heer tell thet lizerd boah's uhfraid uh wabbits.

[Wally Wabbit]

Ayup.

[taig]

Ayubetcha

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Lizzards make a nice gumbo if'n yew can plug that thar hippeh fer me.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Ah gotta try some a-that dice rollin' juju that the Eggmonster done wrote us'n.

5d20 ⇒ (19, 2, 8, 5, 12) = 46

Yep. Naow we'uns cain play some of that fancy bone-rollin' games.

Ayup

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[Kobold Catgirl]

lol, sthu nubs

[Aberzombie]

Whut inna Sam Hill is yuh saying hippeh lizerd? Cain't yuh speek Inglish raht?

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Ayup

[Patrick Curtin]

Testing post

EDIT: Can't get this thread to open up :( Stuck on Friday's posts

[Mike Welham]

Wuzzat?

[Kobold Catgirl]

I cud 0wn u nubs

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon.