Actually interesting news that isn't an America-Bashing Lie.

[Heathansson]

Giant snake fossil!!!

[Tarren Dei]

Now that's cool. I want pictures!!

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Wow. Good find, Heathy...although I'm pretty sure that it could be an America-bashing snake...ya know, since it was Columbian. ;)

[David Fryer]

What about the suicide bomber whale in Pakistan? Whay is nobody talking about that?

[David Wickham]

David Fryer wrote:

What about the suicide bomber whale in Pakistan? Whay is nobody talking about that?

Interesting...

[aegrist13]

Reminds me of the snake in Conan the Barbarian.

[Sebastian]

aegrist13 wrote:

Reminds me of the snake in Conan the Barbarian.

Damnit. I came here to make a Conan comment!

Oh well, we all know that a real giant snake could whup Conan anyway. This one probably died because of America's imperialistic agenda!

[David Fryer]

aegrist13 wrote:

Reminds me of the snake in Conan the Barbarian.

J Lo and Ice Cube are most likely running in fear right now.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

But...Conan did beat a real giant snake.

[Sebastian]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

But...Conan did beat a real giant snake.

Pffft. That's what the American propoganda machine would have you believe. They're also covering up the recent destruction of Tokyo, so take everything you read with a grain of salt. And coat your head with tin-foil - it's the only protection against the orbital mind lasers.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

They rebuilt Tokyo? Cuz I clearly remember it getting destroyed when I was a kid.

[Pony Stalker]

Sebastian wrote:

Pffft. That's what the American propoganda machine would have you believe. They're also covering up the recent destruction of Tokyo, so take everything you read with a grain of salt. And coat your head with tin-foil - it's the only protection against the orbital mind lasers.

And frilly pink underwear will protect you from Theroy assassins.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

I think that they've just discovered the snake killed by Ator the Fighting Eagle in "The Blade Master."