*clickclickclick* Hello? Hello? Anyone there?

[Cosmo]

Sorry, folks, but apparently the Paizo office phone lines are currently down.

We are working on getting them back up as soon as possible, so if you have an immediate issue that requires a phone call, please bear with us while we find a repairman with a couple cleric levels.

In the meantime, of course, I'm here on the messageboards and Alison is monitoring [e-mail].

Thanks,
cos

[Cpt_kirstov]

Cosmo wrote:

Sorry, folks, but apparently the Paizo office phone lines are currently down.

We are working on getting them back up as soon as possible, so if you have an immediate issue that requires a phone call, please bear with us while we find a repairman with a couple cleric levels.

In the meantime, of course, I'm here on the messageboards and Alison is monitoring [e-mail].

Thanks,
cos

We all know the truth - you cut the line so you could catch up with emails/message boards in relative peace and quiet (until someone hunts you down with a nerf gun)

[Cosmo]

Cpt_kirstov wrote:

We all know the truth - you cut the line so you could catch up with emails/message boards in relative peace and quiet (until someone hunts you down with a nerf gun)

*whistles innocently*

[Dhampir984]

Cosmo wrote:

*whistles innocently*

*shoosh*! Here's the real explanation: Due to the recently rapid cooling, freezing and icing and then subsequent rapid heating, the phone lines burst into a pile of shredded cabling outside the office door, thus making phone communications impossible until a duly appointed technician of the appropriately licensed and certified telecommunication company takes the standard 2-4 business hours to assess, troubleshoot and repair (without ordering parts) the lines.

That's the real story, right? ;/

[Sharoth]

Dhampir984 wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

*whistles innocently*

*shoosh*! Here's the real explanation: Due to the recently rapid cooling, freezing and icing and then subsequent rapid heating, the phone lines burst into a pile of shredded cabling outside the office door, thus making phone communications impossible until a duly appointed technician of the appropriately licensed and certified telecommunication company takes the standard 2-4 business hours to assess, troubleshoot and repair (without ordering parts) the lines.

That's the real story, right? ;/

Hey, us telecom people resemble, errrr, resent that remark!

[Sharoth]

Cosmo wrote:

Cpt_kirstov wrote:

We all know the truth - you cut the line so you could catch up with emails/message boards in relative peace and quiet (until someone hunts you down with a nerf gun)

*whistles innocently*

~pulls out my nerf gun~ Shhhhh! Be vewy, vewy quiet! I am hunting Cosmos'! Hahaha!

[Borg of Paizo]

Resistance is futile! This setback will not stop us! All will be assimilated!

[Tessius]

Sharoth wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

Cpt_kirstov wrote:

We all know the truth - you cut the line so you could catch up with emails/message boards in relative peace and quiet (until someone hunts you down with a nerf gun)

*whistles innocently*

~pulls out my nerf gun~ Shhhhh! Be vewy, vewy quiet! I am hunting Cosmos'! Hahaha!

Watch out, you might get horsie cards instead of your next order.

[Sharoth]

Tessius wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

Cpt_kirstov wrote:

We all know the truth - you cut the line so you could catch up with emails/message boards in relative peace and quiet (until someone hunts you down with a nerf gun)

*whistles innocently*

~pulls out my nerf gun~ Shhhhh! Be vewy, vewy quiet! I am hunting Cosmos'! Hahaha!

Watch out, you might get horsie cards instead of your next order.

Neyyy!

[Cpt_kirstov]

Sharoth wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

Cpt_kirstov wrote:

We all know the truth - you cut the line so you could catch up with emails/message boards in relative peace and quiet (until someone hunts you down with a nerf gun)

*whistles innocently*

~pulls out my nerf gun~ Shhhhh! Be vewy, vewy quiet! I am hunting Cosmos'! Hahaha!

too late - the prize has been claimed