How naughty have you been this year?
It's this "Naughty OR Nice" dichotomy that's getting me. Who says they're mutually exclusive, and not best when they go together?
To be fair, these days coal could be quite a valuable present.
If you want coal in your stocking you have to tell Santa in the other thread. Please address your post as Dear Santa and include full postage for proper mailing procedures.
If Santa gives me coal instead, I will sell it or trade it for miniatures. Either way, who wins, sleigh-boy?
If Santa gives me coal instead, I will sell it or trade it for miniatures. Either way, who wins, sleigh-boy?
We Santa elves will put you on the naughty list.
*gives halo a good spin*
People who know my posting record know my clear pro-Santa policy. I stand by it. No elves stand between me and the big guy.
If he gizz me cole, I gun teh ow hin Santer Kraz, tell to Al Goar, an Santer Class gin get in treble for hiss Karbom footpimp.
Please spit out the marbles !!! :)
If he gizz me cole, I gun teh ow hin Santer Kraz, tell to Al Goar, an Santer Class gin get in treble for hiss Karbom footpimp.
I think Santa's going to get you Hooked on Phonics this year Heathy.
See if Santa can throw in some speech therapy coupons...
No he gist me RED RYDER BEEBEE GUB.If he gizz me cole, I gun teh ow hin Santer Kraz, tell to Al Goar, an Santer Class gin get in treble for hiss Karbom footpimp.I think Santa's going to get you Hooked on Phonics this year Heathy.
I got one of those because of the movie... and on three occasions I actually almost shot my eye out on ricochets.
Bella Sara Charter Superscriber
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Uh-oh. Someone skipped their rabies shot and is having trouble talking around a foaming mouth. Looks like we've got to take poor heathy out to the family farm, where he will live out the rest of his life chasing rabbits and eating steak...
Yes...the farm...rabbits and steak...
Uh-oh. Someone skipped their rabies shot and is having trouble talking around a foaming mouth. Looks like we've got to take poor heathy out to the family farm, where he will live out the rest of his life chasing rabbits and eating steak...
Yes...the farm...rabbits and steak...
Tell me about the rabbits, Seb.
Poor Jean de Florette.
Screw the red dwarf...
I don't need gifts.
As a matter of fact, most the time the gifts i get are crappy and have no connection with me or what i like, and end up in the back of a closet.
My wife is smart for that and often "recycle" gifts by passing them to someone else. But someway i can't do that myself.
If i really want something and can afford it, i buy it myself.
Poor Seldriss.
Poor Seldriss.
Hehehe :D
Screw the red dwarf...
I don't need gifts.
As a matter of fact, most the time the gifts i get are crappy and have no connection with me or what i like, and end up in the back of a closet.
My wife is smart for that and often "recycle" gifts by passing them to someone else. But someway i can't do that myself.If i really want something and can afford it, i buy it myself.
SCROOGE!!!
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Screw the red dwarf...
I don't need gifts.
As a matter of fact, most the time the gifts i get are crappy and have no connection with me or what i like, and end up in the back of a closet.
My wife is smart for that and often "recycle" gifts by passing them to someone else. But someway i can't do that myself.If i really want something and can afford it, i buy it myself.
ANYthing can be broken apart, reconfigured and reglued together to make terrain for a game. Or something like that.
;P
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Uh-oh. Someone skipped their rabies shot and is having trouble talking around a foaming mouth. Looks like we've got to take poor heathy out to the family farm, where he will live out the rest of his life chasing rabbits and eating steak...
Yes...the farm...rabbits and steak...
Puppl her mutit pomy takes funny.
You mean, he knows how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possesses the knowledge?
I've been really bad. I deserve a spanking.....or maybe several...Hmmm...where's Lilith?
Mwah-hah. :P
As I keep telling my hubby, I'm horrible at being good, and mommy always told me to do something I was good at. ;)
I've been really bad. I deserve a spanking.....or maybe several...Hmmm...where's Lilith?Mwah-hah. :P
As I keep telling my hubby, I'm horrible at being good, and mommy always told me to do something I was good at. ;)
Then the dark lady shall find a brassiere made of reindeer jerky studded with sharp bits of coal in her stocking! Or a Best of Clay Aiken CD.
Or a Best of Clay Aiken CD.
Aiken ROCKS!!!!!
Or a Best of Clay Aiken CD.Aiken ROCKS!!!!!
A: "Aiken rocks."
Q: "What don't I want to find draped across the bridge of my nose in the morning?"
Or a Best of Clay Aiken CD.Aiken ROCKS!!!!!A: "Aiken rocks."
Q: "What don't I want to find draped across the bridge of my nose in the morning?"
Dude, it's more than a feelin' !
Aiken ROCKS!!!!!
A: "Aiken rocks."
Q: "What does someone say to indicate that it is time for me to get off the boards and back to work?"
EDIT: Boards are starting to act a little freaky again....
Aiken ROCKS!!!!!A: "Aiken rocks."
Q: "What someone says to indicate that it is time for me to get off the boards and back to work?"
s...l...o...w...l...y looks over cube wall...
Nope, all is good...boss' office is closed!!!
Oh dear, did Aiken cover Boston songs too?
His was the last year I watched American Idol, and I did think he was a rather impressive singer and thought he should have won that karioke contest. But the cheese factor/Perry Como factor and the fact that he's singing other people's songs is hard for me to get past. I suppose someone has to be that guy though... Xmas specials with songs around the hearth, piping hot cocoa, mistletoe kissing gags, guest stars and the like.
Oh dear, did Aiken cover Boston songs too?
His was the last year I watched American Idol, and I did think he was a rather impressive singer and thought he should have won that karioke contest. But the cheese factor/Perry Como factor and the fact that he's singing other people's songs is hard for me to get past. I suppose someone has to be that guy though... Xmas specials with songs around the hearth, piping hot cocoa, mistletoe kissing gags, guest stars and the like.
Somehow, I think he covered alot of all male bands from the seventies...
Pop music (including Am-Idol) is just so disturbing, I am almost glad that music stores are essentially gone. It was just too depressing to leave empty handed for the last ten years(ish)....
Speaking of Am-Idol...by chance did you ever get to see the UK - BBC (original) version, I believe it was Popstar? DEAR LORD...they would verbally flay people alive on that show...and then when it started drawing fire here for being too harsh(laugh), I just about gagged...
I never saw the Brit Idol.
The show has turned much of the music world into a candyland contest. But then, there were always bubblegum artists and they always make a huge, quick splash. David Cassidy's album outsold the Beatle's white album at the time.
He's currently on Broadway, playing Sir Robin, in Spam-a-lot.
I'm glad he's doing so well for himself. That brother found the golden ticket in his Wonka Bar, man.
I have been very good! Honest! ~wistles innocently~
Somehow, I think he covered alot of all male bands from the seventies...
Physically?
I never saw the Brit Idol.
The show has turned much of the music world into a candyland contest. But then, there were always bubblegum artists and they always make a huge, quick splash. David Cassidy's album outsold the Beatle's white album at the time.
If you enjoy seeing someone utterly crushed in a verbal manner, this is right up your alley...
Bubblegum...yeah...it is as though there is nary a drop of testosterone amongst the "male" singers these days as they all appear to have been past members of the Castrati Family.....
Somehow, I think he covered alot of all male bands from the seventies...Physically?
Although earlier it was eluded to that I am incapable of being sensitive to certain things and members of the forum...
I was trying to be sensitive here :)
Given the shortage of oil, I'm gonna be pretty rich with mah ahlternative fossil fuel.
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How naughty have you been this year?I put this cute little monkey in the same room with this, and made them both watch THIS! That's right, I showed little monkeys grand theft auto, thereby screwing up their entire monkey lives.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I'm getting coal this year.
You, sir, are a monster! I hate getting Rick Rolled!
OK, I've been told by the Kobold Santa to relocate to the naughty thread..
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OK, I'm getting greedier/naughtier...
I want the Sultan The Sultan, WITH Jessica Biel, Megan Fox, and Jessica Alba seated at it. Now it's time for some role-playing. They are all madly in love/lust with the DM (me). Yes, it's perfectly fine to...
Yes, us older guys are pervs.