loc-nar of da shiznit.
That's that green orb thingie that makes really attractive cartoon ladies get naked, yes?
heyoww yih.
Loved that movie as a kid. Literally.
"I wasn't gonna walk around this place with my dork hanging out!!!"
John Candy was the perfect voiceover choice for Dan/Den.
Percy's Frisky Leggings
Major Bonus to Perform: Silly? Synergy with Intimidate?
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Major Bonus to Perform: Silly? Synergy with Intimidate?
They would have to have some serious synergy stacking power with a bards ability to inspire.
A charatcer in my game once made an item called:
Geraldo's Nose Splint
Able to heal any wound caused to the nose or snout virtually overnight, even if it means you look funny for the duration.
and
Gunny's Headband of Pirate Adventures
The name is better than the write up, so I won't sully the name with the effect or powers.
The Birkenstock Locker.
It sends a miniature version of Peppermint Patty to ridicule and annoy you.
- #1 weighted dice on the Rogues Top 100 list - "They roll like fake dice but they look completely real"That's totally not the direction I thought you were headed when you said "Mariah's wondrous pair."
As for item names, I can think of only one possible name to match the implied awesomeness of the OP's undisclosed item: Migrus Locker II.
Of course, any item named Migrus Locker II would have to be engraved with the subtitle, "Revenge of the Migrus." Or possibly just, "The Reckoning."
Migrus Reloaded.
MigruX EvolutionDark Migrus
Most popular giant item yet>>>
Holy Gnomegrenade of alchemical BOOM!
This rather squirly hand tossed weapon consists of one gnome alchemist tied up with his whole alchemy set, can be tossed at close range but the farther the gnomegrenade goes the more screaming effect there is!!!
Migrus Reloaded.
MigruX Evolution
Dark Migrus
Lesser Migrus Locker
(dead cat in a shoe box)
Suicidal dagger of AHH
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Were sorry but it seems that the wizard identifying this item has met with some unfortunate fate....
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Maguffin of Ultimate Power
That reminds me of a guy who joined our group; his pre-existing character came in with the Ring of Unknown Power and the Staff of Unknown Power. My smart-a$$ thief said, "How can you use those if their Power is Unknown?". Blew the wind right out of his sails...
I now return you to your scheduled silliness...
Blaring Horn of Sarcasm ?
Oh wait, that might be TOO cool...
THE BLARING HORN OF CAPS LOCK!
UNLEASH ITS FULL FURY!
Keep them coming, I plan on "judging" the best name before jan 20. You just might win the "cool ass name contest of 2009"
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- #1 weighted dice on the Rogues Top 100 list - "They roll like fake dice but they look completely real"That's totally not the direction I thought you were headed when you said "Mariah's wondrous pair."
As for item names, I can think of only one possible name to match the implied awesomeness of the OP's undisclosed item: Migrus Locker II.
Of course, any item named Migrus Locker II would have to be engraved with the subtitle, "Revenge of the Migrus." Or possibly just, "The Reckoning."
or better yet:
Migrus Locker II: Electric Boogaloo
The Diaper of Wrath
It allows you to whirlwind poop storm even if you don't have the feat.
And the winner of the Cool Ass Name Contest is ...
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Dun Dun Duuuuun Elan, that's quite enough.
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3rd place is Pasties of Whirlybird Flight submitted by The Jade.
2nd place is Maguffin of Ultimate Power submitted by BV210
And the grand prize goes to Krome for submitting G-String of Flatulence!!!
Congratulations Krome, you win the prestigious magic item known as the Kobold Patty of Ultimate Stinkiness. Congratulations!!!
Can of Whoop Ass
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