Look were a flock of seagulls.
And I ran
I ran so far away
I just ran
*Takes a gun out and points it at the seagulls* Blamm! Blamm! *Two gulls drop from the sky* Bet you guys won't &*^% on my car again!
Thanks. For a moment there, I was feeling a bit like Rod Taylor.
*Takes a gun out and points it at the seagulls* Blamm! Blamm! *Two gulls drop from the sky* Bet you guys won't &*^% on my car again!
They were just wood decoys the rest of the flock are dive bombing your car right now. Mwaahaahaa!!!
*Takes a gun out and points it at the seagulls* Blamm! Blamm! *Two gulls drop from the sky* Bet you guys won't &*^% on my car again!They were just wood decoys the rest of the flock are dive bombing your car right now. Mwaahaahaa!!!
Noooooooooooooo! Get away from my car!
Hey I know some of those guys and that crab is MINE, mine mine mine Mine.
Look! Another Gull!
Where's the Alka-Seltzer when you really need it?
One thing I've noticed about these boards: they seem to get overrun with all sorts of vermin: poodles, dire lemmings, flying monkeys, kobolds, would-be borg, frogs, the list keeps going on. Is there some rotation scheme I haven't seen? Is this the Year of the Seagull or something? I'm curious.
Where's the Alka-Seltzer when you really need it?
One thing I've noticed about these boards: they seem to get overrun with all sorts of vermin: poodles, dire lemmings, flying monkeys, kobolds, would-be borg, frogs, the list keeps going on. Is there some rotation scheme I haven't seen? Is this the Year of the Seagull or something? I'm curious.
I think this is just what happens when you add magic and too much coffee to a developing ecosystem. ; )
Seagulls, attack!!
You'll pay for this you filthy vermin. You'll pay dearly.
One thing I've noticed about these boards: they seem to get overrun with all sorts of vermin: poodles, dire lemmings, flying monkeys, kobolds, would-be borg, frogs, the list keeps going on. Is there some rotation scheme I haven't seen? Is this the Year of the Seagull or something? I'm curious.
Well, I'll post my theory again: [shakes fist at the board bug]
Whenever there is a new set of avatars added, a few are verminous. Thus a new outbreak cycle begins.
Where's the Alka-Seltzer when you really need it?
One thing I've noticed about these boards: they seem to get overrun with all sorts of vermin: poodles, dire lemmings, flying monkeys, kobolds, would-be borg, frogs, the list keeps going on. Is there some rotation scheme I haven't seen? Is this the Year of the Seagull or something? I'm curious.
I think this is just what happens when you add magic and too much coffee to a developing ecosystem. ; )
Wonderful. And none of them seem to have any redeeming traits other than amusement factor and expendability. More evidence that humans are bad for the environment. I'll stick with my trees. At least none of them are quite so prolific. Except Ailanthus. And white mulberry. And . . . .
I'll stick with my trees. At least none of them are quite so prolific. Except Ailanthus. And white mulberry. And . . . .
A discouraging turn...
You'll pay for this you filthy vermin. You'll pay dearly.Seagulls, attack!!
Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm a fricken seagull man.
Sploooorrrrtch!
Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm a fricken seagull man.You'll pay for this you filthy vermin. You'll pay dearly.Seagulls, attack!!
Yeah! What he said!
Sploooorrrrtch!
Look he's feeding his young, how cute.
*Stealthily follows the seagulls back to their nests and waits for them to leave again. Once they leave JRHM picks up the eggs and heads back to the clubhouse.* Hey Hungry Jack, do you have a recipe for omelets? I'm starved.
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*Stealthily follows the seagulls back to their nests and waits for them to leave again. Once they leave JRHM picks up the eggs and heads back to the clubhouse.* Hey Hungry Jack, do you have a recipe for omelets? I'm starved.
No, but here is a recipe that calls for eggs....
Fantastic French Toast
Ingredients:
• 4 large eggs
• 1/4 cup milk
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
• Dash salt
• 1 tablespoon butter or margarine
• 8 slices of bread
• 3/4 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Regular Syrup
• 1/2 cup Jif® Creamy Peanut Butter
• 1/4 cup chopped peanuts
Preparation Directions:
1. BEAT eggs, milk, vanilla and salt in shallow bowl until well blended.
2. MELT butter on griddle or in large skillet. Dip bread into egg mixture, coating both sides. Fry bread until golden brown on each side.
3. HEAT syrup and peanut butter in small saucepan, stirring until blended. Serve french toast garnished with chopped peanuts and warm peanut butter syrup.
Yield: 4 servings
Prep Time: 10 min
Cook Time: 20 min
*Stealthily follows the seagulls back to their nests and waits for them to leave again. Once they leave JRHM picks up the eggs and heads back to the clubhouse.* Hey Hungry Jack, do you have a recipe for omelets? I'm starved.
You dam dirty robot, consider your clubhouse marked in a very messy way. Now I have to breed all over again, wait a minute that means sex. Thanks JRHM the next time the eggs are laid I'll give you a call. WhooHoo tail feather party at the gull nest.
*Stealthily follows the seagulls back to their nests and waits for them to leave again. Once they leave JRHM picks up the eggs and heads back to the clubhouse.* Hey Hungry Jack, do you have a recipe for omelets? I'm starved.You dam dirty robot, consider your clubhouse marked in a very messy way. Now I have to breed all over again, wait a minute that means sex. Thanks JRHM the next time the eggs are laid I'll give you a call. WhooHoo tail feather party at the gull nest.
*pauses while eating an omelet* Hey, no problem. Glad I could help.
No he looks like a great target. Big bald head like that begs to be evacuated on.
*pauses while eating an omelet* Hey, no problem. Glad I could help.*Stealthily follows the seagulls back to their nests and waits for them to leave again. Once they leave JRHM picks up the eggs and heads back to the clubhouse.* Hey Hungry Jack, do you have a recipe for omelets? I'm starved.You dam dirty robot, consider your clubhouse marked in a very messy way. Now I have to breed all over again, wait a minute that means sex. Thanks JRHM the next time the eggs are laid I'll give you a call. WhooHoo tail feather party at the gull nest.
All the same, we want to give you some sign of appreciation.
*Hands small sack of gold to Jacks*
*pauses while eating an omelet* Hey, no problem. Glad I could help.*Stealthily follows the seagulls back to their nests and waits for them to leave again. Once they leave JRHM picks up the eggs and heads back to the clubhouse.* Hey Hungry Jack, do you have a recipe for omelets? I'm starved.You dam dirty robot, consider your clubhouse marked in a very messy way. Now I have to breed all over again, wait a minute that means sex. Thanks JRHM the next time the eggs are laid I'll give you a call. WhooHoo tail feather party at the gull nest.
All the same, we want to give you some sign of appreciation.
*Hands small sack of gold to Jacks*
Thanks. More beer money for the Jacks.
Drones show up to assess the area's use
Pigeons are just the army. We are seagulls, we are the marines, and we are the elite. Oooh topless sunbathers, I gotta go. Da da da Da da da Da da da...
Drones show up to assess the area's use
*Poops on drones head.*
*Poops on drones head.*
Drone examines substance, It is determined to be useful as a bio-chemical byproduct. A signal is sent to the collective. Mining ships are on the way
Pigeons are just the army. We are seagulls, we are the marines, and we are the elite. Oooh topless sunbathers, I gotta go. Da da da Da da da Da da da...Well you're dumb enough to be Marines anyway.
*sound of a joke flying overhead*
I don't understand what you mean.
Pigeons are just the army...
Excuse us?
Pigeons, to war!!!
Drone examines substance, It is determined to be useful as a bio-chemical byproduct. A signal is sent to the collective. Mining ships are on the way
*Poops on drones head.*
Hey, we charge admission, ya know.
Pigeons are just the army...Excuse us?
Pigeons, to war!!!
*to the sounds of rattling dress sabers*
Bring it on budgie. HuRah, Semper-Fi.
Pigeons are just the army...Excuse us?
Pigeons, to war!!!*to the sounds of rattling dress sabers*
Bring it on budgie. HuRah, Semper-Fi.
The losers of this war are going into my cooking pot! Yum!!
The losers of this war are going into my cooking pot! Yum!!Pigeons are just the army...Excuse us?
Pigeons, to war!!!*to the sounds of rattling dress sabers*
Bring it on budgie. HuRah, Semper-Fi.
The greater enemy has shown themselves. All feathered breathan unite to fight our purring foe.
Collective ships show up, pay admission and start setting up ore processing plants
Collective ships show up, pay admission and start setting up ore processing plants
We seagulls are so clever, we got someone to pay us to clean up our s#$t.
With the ore possessor complete the collective sets about strip mining the area. New ships arrive to set up orbital facility And construction starts on the reactors .
Species 269 has now been assimilated
Their biological and technological distinctiveness has been added to our on
Resistance was futile
*poop*
*poop*
*poop*
Listen, boys, all you did was assimilate a single frog. WHOOPY!
One frog, it took your entire collective to get one frog. We seagulls eat about 20 or more a day.
Seagulls there is no need to worry about the walking statues they are harmless; we can keep using them as toilets.