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Ugh. Don't even get me started. Ever since the running of elections in CA was outsourced to Disney, it's been a nightmare. I thought I was in a short line, but then it turned out that once I went through a doorway, there was another line snaking around this huge room decorated to look like the inside of a space station. But that wasn't the end of it. There were three more rooms like that! All told, I waited in line for 18 hours. I had to kill and eat the guy standing in front of me to avoid starving to death.*
I should've done what my wife did - get a Fast Pass for the presidential election and hit the municipal and house elections instead.
*Okay, I was probably short of starving to death, but I'll take an excuse I can get to commit cannabilism.