Vic Wertz, are you a man, or a mouse!?


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I like the new avatar, but it's going to take some getting used to.

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Living in mouse form and carrying books around over my head for all these years was merely part of my trial. At last, I have ascended to godhood!


SWEET!!!

Scarab Sages

Vic Wertz wrote:
At last, I have ascended to godhood!

Let me know how that works out. I've been considering applying for a "God of Zombies" position, but I'm worried that it will interfere with my family life while not allowing me to feel fulfilled.


Vic Wertz wrote:
Living in mouse form and carrying books around over my head for all these years was merely part of my trial. At last, I have ascended to godhood.

<starts to munch the tasty armour visible in the avatar pic.....>


Hi Spotty, leavy the nice mouse god alone. No not that mouse-god, but the nice Mr. Wertz.
(Sorry about this, Mr. Wertz....)


<continues to munch armour>


<struggles to haul Spotty off, but fails>
Strength check to try to haul Spotty the Rust-Monster off Vic. (1d20-3=13)

Ah. <idea, hurried silent, still, spellcasting> Look Spotty, who that nice lady over there is, with The Book of Dead Smiles. It's Arpad. Go to the nice lady, Spotty.


<antennae twitch, and Spotty bounds off, gleefully, out of the thread, leaving Vic alone>


Phew.
<hurries off after the errant Rust-monster, hoping to keep it out of the thread once the illusion expires>

Scarab Sages

Craig Shackleton wrote:
... but it's going to take some getting used to.

You got that right!

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I miss the mouse, now you just look like Kevin Smith.

Scarab Sages

I think he just realized that too many people were usurping his identity with the mouse avatar.

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Callous Jack wrote:

I miss the mouse, now you just look like Kevin Smith.

I think he looks more like Silent "Paladin" Bob now.


I miss the mouse too - it was very cute! :)


Perhaps "mouse Vic" is just hibernating... maybe he'll return in the spring?

Or

When the cheesy moon is full - the "change" shall once again occur...


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Vic Wertz wrote:
At last, I have ascended to godhood!

I still miss the mouse.

Sovereign Court

Add me to the mouse chorus.


Jal Dorak wrote:
I think he just realized that too many people were usurping his identity with the mouse avatar.

I don't know what you're talking about.


He has finally come out and shown that he is ... a werehuman.

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