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Dora the Adventurer is having an illicit affair with her long time companion, Robier “Boots” Monke.
Dora the Adventurer is having an illicit affair with her long time companion, Robier “Boots” Monke.
Isn's she underage? Scandelous!
No, she is actually 35. However rumor has it that she has been having hormone shots to keep her looking prepubescent to help out some of her side buisnesses. At least that is what I heard.
Do we have pictures indicating this? Perhaps we can get the name of her hormone supplier. Though I'm trying to figure out her connection to RPG however.
This may help.
I had to beat David before he ruined the joke by explaining it.
And yet I still ninjaed you ;p
Classic.
Newsflash: There has been strange banditry made by a crazy goblin calle The Ugly. If the hits continues there's talk of a 2,000gp reward on his head.
A render of The Ugly
Newsflash: There has been strange banditry made by a crazy goblin calle The Ugly. If the hits continues there's talk of a 2,000gp reward on his head.
A render of The Ugly
Can we dig up any connection to the mob or does he appear to work freelance? Who's on his hit list and who's footing the bill?
Bat Boy is looking to get married.
Who is this mysterious Bat Boy and do we have a picture? Who is the bride to be? Is she pregnant? Details...Details...Details... I can't run a tabloid without them....well I guess I could make them up.
Can we dig up any connection to the mob or does he appear to work freelance? Who's on his hit list and who's footing the bill?
That's all I have... you are welcome t investigate the rest and keep us informed ;)
Reliable sources say Wes has spicy chicken teriyaki and gyoza for lunch. James got the same without the spicy, Sarah got the same without the gyoza. Sutter got his usual, a baseball-sized scoop of rice with $8.95 worth of soy sauce on it. Tomorrow might be a day for Mexican... or pancakes.
Reliable sources say Wes has spicy chicken teriyaki and gyoza for lunch. James got the same without the spicy, Sarah got the same without the gyoza. Sutter got his usual, a baseball-sized scoop of rice with $8.95 worth of soy sauce on it. Tomorrow might be a day for Mexican... or pancakes.
They will let anybody into 5 star restraunts these days. So did someone get food poisoning? Not tip? The waiter spilled on them? They refused autographs?
It wasn't Chinese; it was t'cho t'cho.
Apparently I don't get out enough. What's t'cho t'cho? I heard they wrote graffiti on the bathroom wall.
They're these cannibal dudes from the Call of C'thulhu game. They all have bowl cuts, and worship Chaugnar Faughn, who looks like an emaciated Ganesha.
I say we write up a great tabloid story and tank their sales as well.
Tomorrow might be a day for Mexican...After lunch will not be pleasant for the rest of the office...
Should be interesting to see who calls in sick the following day.
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Reliable sources say Wes has spicy chicken teriyaki and gyoza for lunch. James got the same without the spicy, Sarah got the same without the gyoza. Sutter got his usual, a baseball-sized scoop of rice with $8.95 worth of soy sauce on it. Tomorrow might be a day for Mexican... or pancakes.
Amazing! :D
Tomorrow might be a day for Mexican...After lunch will not be pleasant for the rest of the office...
Not if its true Cocina Mexicana!
Rumor has it that the redesign of our server room, resulting in less noise, has just made my office so quiet that I'm uncomfortable.
Like sitting in a 747 for 18 hours and then the engine goes off and suddenly nothing--no white noise, nothing. I can *hear* everything. And Chris's heart beat is TOO LOUD.
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Newsflash: There has been strange banditry made by a crazy goblin calle The Ugly. If the hits continues there's talk of a 2,000gp reward on his head.
A render of The Ugly
OMG! So CUTE! Render the rest of his gang, frog boy!
Flash news report:
This just in....moments ago, word has reached the media that John McCain is trying to reach out to all gamers by DMing his first game of Dungeons & Dragons. The editon being played is uncertain. What is known is that the campaign will consist of several high profile players such as President Bush, Obama, and Palin. Exactly what the plotline will be is unknown but it is rummored that it takes place in the Greyhawk City (The city of Thieves). Also, President Bush is taking a good look at the economic rules in 4th edition to decide how to handle the current global crisis. There is talk about minting astral diamonds.
Then put a stop to it.Rumor has it that the redesign of our server room, resulting in less noise, has just made my office so quiet that I'm uncomfortable.
Like sitting in a 747 for 18 hours and then the engine goes off and suddenly nothing--no white noise, nothing. I can *hear* everything. And Chris's heart beat is TOO LOUD.
Are you suggesting he put a stop to the redesign or Chris' heartbeat?
Rumor has it that the redesign of our server room, resulting in less noise, has just made my office so quiet that I'm uncomfortable.
Like sitting in a 747 for 18 hours and then the engine goes off and suddenly nothing--no white noise, nothing. I can *hear* everything. And Chris's heart beat is TOO LOUD.
LOL! Yeah, the sudden cessation of noise is quite...disturbing. Though usually for me it means SOMETHING'S WRONG AND I HAVE TO FIX IT!
*scurries off to go check on her lovelies*
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Are you suggesting he put a stop to the redesign or Chris' heartbeat?Then put a stop to it.Rumor has it that the redesign of our server room, resulting in less noise, has just made my office so quiet that I'm uncomfortable.
Like sitting in a 747 for 18 hours and then the engine goes off and suddenly nothing--no white noise, nothing. I can *hear* everything. And Chris's heart beat is TOO LOUD.
Its so crazy it just might work!
...or end in a murder trial whichever
Are you suggesting he put a stop to the redesign or Chris' heartbeat?Then put a stop to it.Rumor has it that the redesign of our server room, resulting in less noise, has just made my office so quiet that I'm uncomfortable.
Like sitting in a 747 for 18 hours and then the engine goes off and suddenly nothing--no white noise, nothing. I can *hear* everything. And Chris's heart beat is TOO LOUD.
Its so crazy it just might work!
...or end in a murder trial whichever
The murder might disrupt the redesign as well. So you kill two birds with one stone.
I think we should put a hidden camera in to "capture the moment", besides then I don't have to pay anyone for pictures.
News Flash:
With troubled economic times ahead of us, sales of pen and paper role playing games appear to be shooting through the roof. Officials at White Wolf Publishing explained this as people wanting to make a smart investment into their future entertainment that will carry them through this crisis. With the upcoming Pathfinder Role Playing Book slated to cost $50 dollars, Lisa Stevens of Paizo Publishing described it as "the same cost as 5 months of World of Warcraft for one person, except you can play for years to come with multiple people sharing the same book and there is no computer to crash." Hasbro, owner of Wizards of the Coast, released an official statement today saying they were pleased to hear about sales for Dungeons and Dragons and expect future sales of Fifth Edition to be even higher. The statement later changed "Fifth Edition" to "future exciting products".
Mayhap I should crack the door to the server room. Or install white noise generators in Josh's office. Cause, you know, this whole cessation of my heart thing...not so much. The staff necromancer is out of the office today, and I don't want to get manky overnight.
Also, President Bush is taking a good look at the economic rules in 4th edition to decide how to handle the current global crisis.
Is that his Encounter or Daily power?
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In other news, Paizo Publishing's Operations Manager Jeff Alvarez recently led a one-man assault on the joined offices and warehouse of Privateer Press. After being disarmed and sedated, Alvarez was quoted as saying, "It's the perfect spot! I just got tired of waiting for them to move, so I took things into my own hands."
Representatives from Paizo and Privateer were unavailable for comment, though a local gamestore owner was quoted as saying he carried both product lines and "wish[ed] that they could just get along."
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In other news, Paizo Publishing's Operations Manager Jeff Alvarez recently led a one-man assault on the joined offices and warehouse of Privateer Press. After being disarmed and sedated, Alvarez was quoted as saying, "It's the perfect spot! I just got tired of waiting for them to move, so I took things into my own hands."
Representatives from Paizo and Privateer were unavailable for comment, though a local gamestore owner was quoted as saying he carried both product lines and "wish[ed] that they could just get along."
See, those are the stories the curious public (i.e., me) want to read about! like just how many volts were used in the sedation process, and whether he got glimpses of any unreleased merch that might incite us?
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News Flash:
With troubled economic times ahead of us, sales of pen and paper role playing games appear to be shooting through the roof. Officials at White Wolf Publishing explained this as people wanting to make a smart investment into their future entertainment that will carry them through this crisis. With the upcoming Pathfinder Role Playing Book slated to cost $50 dollars, Lisa Stevens of Paizo Publishing described it as "the same cost as 5 months of World of Warcraft for one person, except you can play for years to come with multiple people sharing the same book and there is no computer to crash." Hasbro, owner of Wizards of the Coast, released an official statement today saying they were pleased to hear about sales for Dungeons and Dragons and expect future sales of Fifth Edition to be even higher. The statement later changed "Fifth Edition" to "future exciting products".
I saw an ad for D&D one time that said "At least this way you know when the hot elf chick is a guy." I laughed so hard my head hurt.
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I saw an ad for D&D one time that said "At least this way you know when the hot elf chick is a guy." I laughed so hard my head hurt.News Flash:
With troubled economic times ahead of us, sales of pen and paper role playing games appear to be shooting through the roof. Officials at White Wolf Publishing explained this as people wanting to make a smart investment into their future entertainment that will carry them through this crisis. With the upcoming Pathfinder Role Playing Book slated to cost $50 dollars, Lisa Stevens of Paizo Publishing described it as "the same cost as 5 months of World of Warcraft for one person, except you can play for years to come with multiple people sharing the same book and there is no computer to crash." Hasbro, owner of Wizards of the Coast, released an official statement today saying they were pleased to hear about sales for Dungeons and Dragons and expect future sales of Fifth Edition to be even higher. The statement later changed "Fifth Edition" to "future exciting products".
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! oh my god that's funny. I still like the one "if you're going to sit in your basement pretending to be an elf, you might as well be doing ti with friends" or something to that effect. I always use that on guys who see Dnd as geeky, but there's no problem with warcraft.
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I saw an ad for D&D one time that said "At least this way you know when the hot elf chick is a guy." I laughed so hard my head hurt.News Flash:
With troubled economic times ahead of us, sales of pen and paper role playing games appear to be shooting through the roof. Officials at White Wolf Publishing explained this as people wanting to make a smart investment into their future entertainment that will carry them through this crisis. With the upcoming Pathfinder Role Playing Book slated to cost $50 dollars, Lisa Stevens of Paizo Publishing described it as "the same cost as 5 months of World of Warcraft for one person, except you can play for years to come with multiple people sharing the same book and there is no computer to crash." Hasbro, owner of Wizards of the Coast, released an official statement today saying they were pleased to hear about sales for Dungeons and Dragons and expect future sales of Fifth Edition to be even higher. The statement later changed "Fifth Edition" to "future exciting products".
Oh if there were anyone here to see me, there would be no doubt i'm not being constructive.
OMG! So CUTE! Render the rest of his gang, frog boy!
When the agenda clear it may be possible! :D
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OMG! So CUTE! Render the rest of his gang, frog boy!When the agenda clear it may be possible! :D
The Ugly doesn't tool around with any other goblins, but he does go butt-kicking with a couple of girls. If we bumped the number of female PCs to 3, we could make "Ugly's Angels".
I bet the paladin's really questioning her alliance with a CN goblin right about now. :) The Hastur-obsessed warlock, however, is having a blast.