The time to stop the collective is long past
We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to are own
Resistance Is Futile
Well well, what's this?
*Hops on computer marked, 'Paizomatrix Commands'*
No such device exists
We are like leaves on tress of the forests of 10'000 worlds
Such A weak spot does not exist
The collective is beyond mere objects
Resistance is futile
rark! rarkrark! rark!!!
Spy's are Irrelevant and flawed
We have assimilated the collective knowledge of 8 species
All there knew we know
All they ever were we now are
You understand nothing
You are small, weak minded creatures
You do not understand perfection
You are flawed
You will fail
We endure
You will adapt to serve us
Resistance is FutileYou are wrong.
Each and every one of those races has tried to kill me before. NONE of them has succeeded. I have been attacked by almost everything that has ever crawled the Board, AND I AM STILL STANDING! THis will be the day that all Paizonians remember, the day when a kobold stood up, and with the help of one mistreated familiar, removed the Paizomatrixes FOREVER! You face the Lords of the Boards, and you cannot hope to grasp the force of our power! I say, DAMN YOU! YOU HAD ALREADY LOST THE MOMENT YOU PICKED A FIGHT WITH THE BOARD!!! JAY FROGSKIN, DESTROY THEM ALL!!!!!
Righty-oh, sir! 'TERMINATE!'
That was the most I could do. sir, it prevents any further creation of the robots!
DUE to excessive energy discharge by species 418 the Collective has adapted to all known energy types
Resistance is Futile
Bump for perfection
Am I the only one who is afraid of being on a list that is monitoring my status on assimilation?
Resistance Is Futile
I understand. Eventually I will give in. Just not yet. Maybe if Obama wins on Tuesday, in my joy I will...
The collective never tires
Resistance Is Futile
Yeah yeah yeah... I know.
I understand. Eventually I will give in. Just not yet. Maybe if Obama wins on Tuesday, in my joy I will...
No need to give in. Just retreat to the untitled thread. It is safe there.
Is it really...
Away I go!
The collective is everywhere
Your sanctuary is flawed
Resistance Is Futile
Alright, you got me. Obama's basically won it, so I shall assimilate myself.
*sigh*
Alright, you got me. Obama's basically won it, so I shall assimilate myself.
*sigh*
Bye Joey. Nice knowing ya.
You too...
Boink
Species 641 has been assimilated
Their biological and technological distinctiveness has been added to are own
They have adapted to serve the collective
Resistance was Futile
Species 641 has been assimilated
Their biological and technological distinctiveness has been added to are own
They have adapted to serve the collective
Resistance was Futile
Good for ya'll. Now you have Horton on your side. Maybe he'll hear some Whos, you might manage to assimilate those. If you're really lucky, and they start feeling sorry for you. Keep at it, li'l guys. Keep at it 'til Clone Week ends.
That remark stung a bit.
]Good for ya'll. Now you have Horton on your side. Maybe he'll hear some Whos, you might manage to assimilate those. If you're really lucky, and they start feeling sorry for you. Keep at it, li'l guys. Keep at it 'til Clone Week ends.
Spoken like an someone of a small minded Irrelevant species
The collective is beyond your imperfectionSpecies 641 is now beyond your maltreatment
They are now one with the collective
Resistance Is Futile
Yeah! So eat poo KC!
Bump for perfection
Do to excessive use of EMP by Species 269 all drones and facilities will now use adaptive EMP shielding
Due to nobody actually paying any more attention to you psychos this thread is now being ignored.
says the man posting in it
If you have a dental plan, I’m sold.
We do, we also have full health benefits as a drone you will have access to full cloning technology.
You will become part of the collective
We will strip you of your flawed persona
We will bring you closer to perfection
Resistance is Futile
The collective needs drones to promote to oversee terraforming the area around the jacks house and the land formally known as the poodle lords... apply below
Primary objective of assimilating all Off Topic Discussion threads complete.
All sects now serve the collective.
Shutting down for long-term storage.
The blue-colored drone powers down
The collective needs drones to promote to oversee terraforming the area around the jacks house and the land formally known as the poodle lords... apply below
Poodle? Jacks? Poor guys...those Matrixes won't know what hit them.
Species 327 have long ago been assimilated they are Irrelevant
Species 715 are a dying races, they flee assimilation
Species 269 has now been assimilated
Their biological and technological distinctiveness has been added to our on
Resistance was futile
Species 269 has now been assimilated
Their biological and technological distinctiveness has been added to our onResistance was futile
All you morons did was assimilate a single frog. Good for you, though.
You are incorrect.
They now are borg
Unassimilated ones are Irrelevant
They are now one with the collective
The first of the 269 drones are now active
Hop Hop...
Hop Hop...*PUNT*
Hey, that went pretty far, all that extra cyber weight gives some velocity...
Indeed wait till the newer upgrades come online
They get another 20 to 30 meters off a good kickAnd with the added nanait spins for converting the kickers
we find it a win/win
*Licks paizomatix*
We have a place for you
*peeks in to see if anyone is here*
*finding it empty, proceeds to quickly draw a quick picture on one of the walls*
*skips away*
*brings in a inflatable pool, fills it up with fresh water, pops out an umbrella, grabs a copy of NatGeo and chills*
Drones take visitors DNA and leave pamphlets called " so you wish to join the collective"
The collective then fallows species 9467 and rearranges the sock drawer
Hop Hop....
Ouch....
Hop Hop...
Holds out pamphlets in one limb and a needle to collect DNA in another...
Hop Hop....
*Gets spray can and paints "Jacks Forever" on one of the walls.