Here it is, the uber cult for all minor cults to form together against the Jacks. Let's do this!
OY!
Hmm, shouldn't a rebel headquarters he less, conspicuous, should we say? Anyway, I'm in.
Hmm... nothing can really hide in these boards...
Yipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyip! phantphantphantphant...
Hey! The Poodle Revolution its not a minor cult!
But we are buddies, so here we are!
Yipyapyippityyap
Ribbit...!
A friendly word, Apostle of Gygax. Desert these Reddish Groomers of Sundry Critters and join the Temple of Gygaxian Naturalism, aka as the Temple of the Elder Eye. Their doom is assured.
Release the smurfs of war!
Smurfs, Charge!
smurf! smurf!
Smurf it good!
Oh, for crying out loud. Do they have no other tactics? Guess it's time to get back to work.
*Cut, slash, ect.*
I am gravely disappointed in my fellow poodles.
We must fight back! But how?
We must fight back! But how?
Surrender and accept your fate.
We must fight back! But how?Surrender and accept your fate.
*Stabs Jack's Right Hand Man in the back*
Eh, fate's overrated. Luck, that's what you have to go with. Of course, you out of both now.
If only you had not violated the sanctity of our club! and broken the bond of peace which you yourselves freely entered into! Alas and Alack, the soul of Panama Jack weeps for you...(but then, I may be one of the few Jacks with tearducts and natural bodily fluids...)...for this revolt of thine, methinks, is like another fall of man.
SMURFS RETURN!
Not smurfgin!
I am gravely disappointed in my fellow poodles.
Why's that?!
We must fight back! But how?Surrender and accept your fate.*Stabs Jack's Right Hand Man in the back*
Eh, fate's overrated. Luck, that's what you have to go with. Of course, you out of both now.
Ha, I'm made of metal! That knife tickled!
If only you had not violated the sanctity of our club! and broken the bond of peace which you yourselves freely entered into! Alas and Alack, the soul of Panama Jack weeps for you...(but then, I may be one of the few Jacks with tearducts and natural bodily fluids...)...for this revolt of thine, methinks, is like another fall of man.
Oh come on. You were the one who made a deal with thieves. You should of expected this.
*Once again stabs yet more smufs.*
If only you had not violated the sanctity of our club! and broken the bond of peace which you yourselves freely entered into! Alas and Alack, the soul of Panama Jack weeps for you...(but then, I may be one of the few Jacks with tearducts and natural bodily fluids...)...for this revolt of thine, methinks, is like another fall of man.Oh come on. You were the one who made a deal with thieves. You should of expected this.
*Once again stabs yet more smufs.*
Dear fellow, just because I am a hawker of tropical products, a former military colonialist, and a consumate alchoholic, does not mean that I am not an optimist when it comes to my fellow beings!
When a problem comes along, you must smurf it!
Lets smur Smurforion and show him of what smurfs are really made of. SMURF!
Dear fellow, just because I am a hawker of tropical products, a former military colonialist, and a consumate alchoholic, does not mean that I am not an optimist when it comes to my fellow beings!
Now, there's your problem. If you intend to survive these days, you have to assume everyone will stab you in the back, mainly because they will.
Look out, there's something behind you! Turn around and look at it!
*Stabby Stabby Joy Joy*
Hey, you look really smurfamiliar!
Lets smur Smuforion and show him of what smufs are really made of. SMUF!
Shade, get ahold of yourself, man! You are NOT a SMUF! You are a HUMAN BEING! You're in too deep!
Its the best way to get closer to the smurfs and smurf them in smurf style!
+Smurfs some more smurfs*
SmurfSmurfSmurfSmurfSmurfSmurfSmurfSmurf...
Ahh, good song. EDIT: Oh no, we have lost him
Before the cream sets out too long, you must smurf it!
That made sense...
I have it! Everyone must make a Jack alias! Infiltrate thier thread. You must talk lIkE tHIs, sO yOu meSs WiTh ThiEr MinDs.
Silly ugly rabbit! Jacks are for kids.
PS SMURF!
*punt* hehehe, they're so small.
But in plentiful smurfply!
Hey! Get out! *punt* hehe
True dat!