"Can anyone fix this little man? He cute....but he hurt..he can't fight, we need fight!" says Gunnom appraising the situation
Gunnom rummages in Jakies possesions for a curative potion...if she finds one she will administer it to him
"Can anyone fix this little man? He cute....but he hurt..he can't fight, we need fight!" says Gunnom appraising the situation
Gunnom rummages in Jakies possesions for a curative potion...if she finds one she will administer it to him
Gunnom grabs the first potion she can find, and then grabbing Jakie's cheeks in a squish pours it down his throat.
"Sorry, hope it not alchemerr fire.."
Gunnom takes a potion at random from LJ's supply and force feeds it to him. Blue and sparkly has to be good, right? Nothing bad could ever come from drinking something blue and sparkly. As luck would have it, blue and sparkly is a curative.
Lord Flash has been picking the zombies apart but he's only one monk.
Tallis now stands near the center of the room next to Gunnom and LJ.
Ilil is dead and Drunk Monk has not been heard from since he fell down the pit. Well, you might have heard a scream followed by munching sounds.
Lord continues to hack away at the Zombies around him, a maniacal gleam in his eye as his strikes become more and more vicious.
As I come to, I open my eyes and see... Gunom.
"Oooo," I say, placing a hand to my head, "It's worse than I thought."
At the first chance, provided I am not in mortal danger (hah) I will drink my other CLW potion as I take stock of the situation.
"You cute! we have drink later?" starts Gunnom but then takes a leaping monkey pose and strikes at a nearby zombie.
Tallis rushes forward and slams the kama into a zombie.
Lord Flash kills one of the zombies but another steps forward to take its place. Gunnom finds that zombies do not seem to mind being punched very much. Tallis' kama pokes a belly releasing putrid gases.
The zombies continue to flail uselessly at Lord Flash. One of them turns on Gunnom as she attacks but does not connect. Tallis takes a heavy fist in the chest.
Seeing the zombies, I say, "Fall back to the water's edge. No let them flank you!"
I will move to J7 and drink my next potion of cure light wounds.
Gunnom whips her masterwork Kama back out with a cry of "You Stinky!!"
and excutes a blinding, if a bit wild, series of moves with it culminating in the 4th degree Leaping Monkey style attack "Mandrill's Chapped Ass"
Tallis lashes out again at the undead hoard.
Gunnom and Tallis finish off zombies they had attacked previously. The zombies are, fortunately, completely lacking in any of the martial abilities their clothes suggest they once trained in.
Gunnom gets hit by a heavy fist but the rest of the living manage to avoid taking any more damage.
Deciding that this many opponents calls for as much preparation as possible, I drink my potion of mage armor and then eyeball where to move.
Lord takes another quick swing at the Zombie ahead of him before retreating back to the edge of the water pit.
Attack Zombie with Masterwork Kama. (1d20+6=22)
Damage. (1d6=1)
"Can theses things swim?"
Tallis slashes at one of the undead before quickly moving back.
"What! Are we done," I ask as my companions begin to pack and the zombies turn to head back to the costume department. "But I just drank this potion. Bah!"
"Wise man say: A Game can not long prosper when the Game Master is bored."
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I've got from #25-#62 (give or take a couple of issues) in the 2e era.
I've got from #123-#150 (give or take a couple of issues) in the 3.5 era.I got out or RPing in the missing Issues and am kicking myself for not continuintg to buy both Dragon and Dungeon in those intervening years.
That doesn't necessarily mean I've read every Adventure, but chances are I have at least skimmed it. In saying that my age addled memory may not have the energy to bring that information into somewhere approaching conscious thought, so you're probably going to be pretty safe...
The zombies in the fire stumble as their rotting flesh hisses and pops. They are too distracted by feeling warmth for the first time in years to hit Tallis. Being both magically protected and agile, Lord Flash is able to avoid being hit by clumsy but powerful fists. One of the zombies near Gunnom manages to land what would be a skullcrackingly heavy hit but Gunnom's Kama interrupts it at the last moment.
With a couple of zombies having fallen between Lord Flash and the portcullises to the south, an exit has presented itself. It may be possible to escape this way but not without passing dangerously close to several of the zombie horde.
Lord Flash sees the opening and looks around at the others, before taking his chances and aiming straight for the gate takes off.
I too head for the door, ducking and weaving to avoid being hit.
Acrobatic Dodging and Weaving: (1d20+12=21)
Seeing everyone else run to the door, Tallis runs to the door, dodgeing the zombies' blows with the greatest of ease.
Gunnom rushes back and leaps onto the platform in the middle once again.
"Go ahead! Run from stinky men! I beat them all for glory of Leaping Monkey!! I make Illil proud!"
-Yossa-R-IAN-1
As Tallis, L.J. and Lord Flash deftly avoid attacks from slow and heavy-handed zombies, Gunnom is surrounded and brought to the ground.
The three monks exit through the open porticullis and almost run smack into five Greycloaks--the district guards of the Ascendant Court district. "Stop," yells one. "Drop your weapons ... and your, umm, ... fists. We heard there was .... a ... ahhh ... BY CALISTRIA'S HONEYED HIVE! Are they eating him? ... Her?"
You hear munching sounds behind you.
Tallis tucks the kama into his belt and raises his hands. "Alright, please tell us you have some way to deal with these things? Magic, clerics, explosives, lots of swords, anything!"
Tallis tucks the kama into his belt and raises his hands. "Alright, please tell us you have some way to deal with these things? Magic, clerics, explosives, lots of swords, anything!"
"They're eating him!" repeats one of the Greycloaks.
Blood sprays from Gunnom's neck and splatters the Greycloak Captain's face. Behind you one of the Greycloaks vomits noisily.
"Clerics? No. We're agnostic. It's a condition of hiring," he hits a lever that drops the porticullis into place closing trapping the zombies in with the bodies of Gunnom and Ilil. "What? She's obviously dead! Look at all that blood! ... We'll get reinforcements."
The Greycloak behind him vomits again.
"Oh, what a day."
I breathe deeply and looking askance at the greycloak being sick.
The Captain looks at the Greycloak that has thrown up in the damp hallway, "Hashal, take these men to the guard quarters. You are under arrest until we find out what has happened here. Do not attempt to flee or things will go very badly for you."
