The prosecution would like to call Sebastian's mother to the stand.
I'm here!
You didn't go there...
Please state your name for the record.
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A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.
The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and all I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything and I'm using some of the insurance money for this trip."
"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The lawyer looked confused... "How do you start a flood?"
Please state your name for the record.
Bertha Clarabelle Heathansson.
Hmm... sounds familiar
Sebastion's mom is a M.I.L.G.M.A.T.G.A.F.
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*whacks Ubermench with duffle bag purse*
Oh god, I bet she smells like old perfume.
*waft* *cough*
medic!
There's my CD! *pops CD out of player* I was looking for this for my campaign! Thanks Jack
Friends? Friends?! Next you will be saying that Texas is not such a bad place afterall.
*gasp!*
*cringes from habit as Ubermench spoils S. Mama's shoes*
Oh no, what have you done!
And we don't miss you neether!
We had to make Texas so galdarn hot jest t' keep ever'body from movin' here!
Ain't ya never heard of Zen Roshis?
Yeah but they would be fake... the plastic kind.
No you can get the real red ones cheap at wal-mart. Even other colors, The wife hates red roses, so I tend to get the colored ones. I like to randomly give her flowers. lets see last i was there they was
1=1.29
5-6=4.95
10=9.98
give or take
Ah, thanks for the info.
not realy. but you can get Ten Roses cheap at Wal-mart.
Yeah, but can you get them without Melamine?
How about Tie-Die Tulips!? Hmm.... that sounds whaggish (vocab word)
*kisses Heathy*
Who's my special wittle wolfie boy?
Oh god.. this is getting wierd. What will happen next.. WAIT! I don't wanna know!
Hey! Don't mess with Texas.
Somebody was sayin they wanted to give us back ta Ol Meheeco.
Big Tex, why do you have a yellow shirt this year? I mean, Texas is gonna go red, so the red shirt ain't gonna make nobody mad.
It's a faded burnt orange...goldarn washerterier...
By the way, did ya see who was standin right next ta me?
Melon? You had a melon colored shirt? Turn over your gun and your beltbuckle.
What are ya, some kinda Aggie?
If the Duke can wear pink, I can wear a TX orange that is in need of retirement.
I'm a Florida Gator.
My wife went to
** spoiler omitted **Her dad went to
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I can't hold yr wife's family's schools against yeah...after all, my fiancee is a Redskins fan.
Aww, geezass!
Tell me about it.
By the way, is it just me, or is Set standing right next to me this year?