I'm still better than all of you.
Meh... I'm not to keen on being beat by Sebastian, but whatever.
Meh... I'm not to keen on being beat by Sebastian, but whatever.
Don't worry. I won't beat you. I love insects.
I know the secret.
Oh nos!!!! the dark pony master is here! For the love of all that's holy hide the saddles!
All you sad little posers really need to stop imitating me. You're just embarassing yourselves.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of the commoners singing my praises.
didn't think pony's counted as commoners.......
When you're as awesome as I am, everything else is common.
Ya know I could twist that but I'll just leave you to your pony's and rainbows and care bears and sunshine and lollipops ,k
Get a load of him. Probably never even seen a pony.
EDIT: Yeah, I'm talking to ALL of you.
Yeah, I'm talking to ALL of you.
Hmmm...there appears to be a gnat buzzing around my head.
Anybody want to go watch and enjoy The Fifth Element?
I love that movie.
When did SB move to San Francisco? ...'cause this is ghay.
Well, The Fifth Element was pretty good, but I'm betting you and that other guy liked it for the TOTALLY wrong reason. It's pretty obvious I'm the only one here who really gets what movies are about. But go ahead and keep posting. It's good to give people the chance to show they don't know what they're talking about.
Y'all need to chill.
Kobold Cleaver is gonna show back up and think we're weird.
Y'all need to chill.
Kobold Cleaver is gonna show back up and think we're weird.
Too late.
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Well, The Fifth Element was pretty good, but I'm betting you and that other guy liked it for the TOTALLY wrong reason. It's pretty obvious I'm the only one here who really gets what movies are about. But go ahead and keep posting. It's good to give people the chance to show they don't know what they're talking about.
You, sir, go too far.
Too far.
How DARE you ever, ever, claim that movie is not the worst piece of ass-suck that ever existed, much less make such a claim under my name.
The following is an entirely original thought regarding my revenge, and not something I stole entirely from an episode of American Dad:
Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made. For years my conduct has been largely benign. And yet, without provocation, you have severed our détente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flames of a thousand suns. You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth. For, go now, go, and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it, the looming sword of Damocles will crash down upon you, cleaving you in twain and as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life, you will regret the day you crossed the WRONG PAIZOIAN!!
Y'all need to chill.
Kobold Cleaver is gonna show back up and think we're weird.
Compared to me, what the lizard does cannot possibly be considered thinking.
Well, The Fifth Element was pretty good, but I'm betting you and that other guy liked it for the TOTALLY wrong reason. It's pretty obvious I'm the only one here who really gets what movies are about. But go ahead and keep posting. It's good to give people the chance to show they don't know what they're talking about.You, sir, go too far.
Too far.
How DARE you ever, ever, claim that movie is not the worst piece of ass-suck that ever existed, much less make such a claim under my name.
The following is an entirely original thought regarding my revenge, and not something I stole entirely from an episode of American Dad:
Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made. For years my conduct has been largely benign. And yet, without provocation, you have severed our détente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flames of a thousand suns. You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth. For, go now, go, and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it, the looming sword of Damocles will crash down upon you, cleaving you in twain and as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life, you will regret the day you crossed the WRONG PAIZOIAN!!
Cool. That should be entertaining.
Oh, wait, what I was trying to say was (ahem)
This is outrageous! Why is Sebastian allowed to make posts of such, such Sebastianness? For the love of all that is holy, Gary, ban this fiend!
p.s. I'm kind of bummed that I only got on the list by cribbing someone else's joke. Sort of feels like cheating.
…impotent rage…
Settle down, Beavis.
…impotent rage…Settle down, Beavis.
Shouldn't you be chasing your own tail?
Shouldn't you be chasing your own tail?
*stops chasing tail* What?
the looming sword of Damocles will crash down upon you, cleaving you in twain and as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life, you will regret the day you crossed the WRONG PAIZOIAN!!'Rue the day?' Who talks like that?'
Villains who are not even as well-scripted as the ones in The Fifth Element.
Blasphamy, you are on my list Larry.
Does making a clone’s list count?
How DARE you ever, ever, claim that movie is not the worst piece of ass-suck that ever existed, much less make such a claim under my name.
The following is an entirely original thought regarding my revenge, and not something I stole entirely from an episode of American Dad:
Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made. For years my conduct has been largely benign. And yet, without provocation, you have severed our détente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flames of a thousand suns. You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth. For, go now, go, and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it, the looming sword of Damocles will crash down upon you, cleaving you in twain and as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life, you will regret the day you crossed the WRONG PAIZOIAN!!
I would like to take a moment away from creating my Fifth Element fan page to say how much it means to me to see all of you create an alias to make me feel welcome. Thank you from the bottom of my warm, fuzzy heart, especially to the poster quoted above, he's so silly and funny.
xoxoSB
Thank you from the bottom of my warm, fuzzy heart....
Proof that you are a false idol. Everyone is very much aware that I do not have a heart, let alone one that is "warm" and/or "fuzzy".
Thank you from the bottom of my warm, fuzzy heart....Proof that you are a false idol. Everyone is very much aware that I do not have a heart, let alone one that is "warm" and/or "fuzzy".
Are you still coming over later so we can watch Oprah together?
FEAR THE PONY YOU IMPOSTERS! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE SEBASTIAN.
Can I comb your hair?
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FEAR THE PONY YOU IMPOSTERS! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE SEBASTIAN.Can I comb your hair?
I'll show you where you can put that comb you pansey ass little girl. I may be reduced to running around with a violet colored mane that smells like lilacs, but I'm still a more worthy bearer of the name "Sebastian" than a sissy talking, hippy loving, fru-fru wearing son of a Barney like you.
I'll show you where you can put that comb you pansey ass little girl. I may be reduced to running around with a violet colored mane that smells like lilacs, but I'm still a more worthy bearer of the name "Sebastian" than a sissy talking, hippy loving, fru-fru wearing son of a Barney like you.
I think someone's grumpy today because he didn't get a hug and a cookie. If you're really good, later on I'll show you my stamp collection.
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Good pony, you smell pretty, now talk pretty for me.
Sing~along~time
Somewhere there's a little piece of rainbow
I saved it for a rainy day
It's either underneath the rug or in the cupboard - ug, a bug!
But, have no fear, I'll find it right away
Wait until you see this piece of rainbow
It's brighter than a peacock's plume
It's ocean blue and sunrise pink - I left it by the sink I think
Or was it in the closet with the broom
Perhaps we ought to try the other room
That piece of rainbow must be hiding some place
Search every nook and cranny high and low
FEAR THE PONY YOU IMPOSTERS! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE SEBASTIAN.
Did you get tetered again, or did all the imposters force your hand?
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I'll show you where you can put that comb you pansey ass little girl. I may be reduced to running around with a violet colored mane that smells like lilacs, but I'm still a more worthy bearer of the name "Sebastian" than a sissy talking, hippy loving, fru-fru wearing son of a Barney like you.FEAR THE PONY YOU IMPOSTERS! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE SEBASTIAN.Can I comb your hair?
Barney is evil. And scary.
Has anybody seen Sebastian around h... Ooooo! A pretty pony!