As started in this thread, let’s use each of our favorite Paizoans’ nick/avatar/whathaveyou as a new term.
For example, submitted by kessukoofah:
Poodle
PÜ-dul (Noun)
1) Infuriating, small creature of the canine family, known for yapping and peeing on upholstery.
2)Infuriating, small ego-ed internet creature of the canine family, known for yapping and peeing on message boards.
Please limit the number of entries you make so that no one person creates the majority of new terms. Please try to avoid duplication.
Changote: (Chan-go-tey)
1) Big hairy monkey who butt in to post OT themes in specific thread-
Oh wait, those would be poodles too...
Damn, I guess I'm still too new to add one.
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Sebastian (verb)
1. To belittle argumentive posters by using logic and facts until they scream for mama.
2. To disprove an argument by using logic and facts.EX: "That troll really got sebastianed over on the 4e boards."
What's funny is that I already used that word like that...ok, not so much funny as odd and creepy...
Kobold Cleaver (noun)
1) Any short, hyperactive annoying creature. Considered a precursor to poodles. Often prone to delusions of grandeur. Common predator of small blue creatures three apples in height.
Abbreviated 'KC'.
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Boardzombie:
Adj: A poster who spends all their time posting on the same forum repeatedly.
Not to be confused with:
Righteouspost(er):
Verb: To post thinking you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything is 24, and they must teach the unlearned.
Noun: A post containing vitriol towards the heathens disguised as logic.
Adj: A poster who spends all their time posting on the same forum repeatedly, but whose main topic is limited to a handful of talking points.
Bottomfeeder:
Ooooo. Walleye.
As started in this thread, let’s use each of our favorite Paizoans’ nick/avatar/whathaveyou as a new term.
For example, submitted by kessukoofah:
Poodle
PÜ-dul (Noun)
1) Infuriating, small creature of the canine family, known for yapping and peeing on upholstery.
2)Infuriating, small ego-ed internet creature of the canine family, known for yapping and peeing on message boards.Please limit the number of entries you make so that no one person creates the majority of new terms. Please try to avoid duplication.
You missed one of the definitions.
Poodle
PÜ-dul (Noun)
3) Infuriating, small ego-ed internet creature with frustrated ambitions of Llama-hood.
Bottomfeeder: Anyone who has made it past the playtest boards to discover the wonders of the Off-Topic Boards; i.e Anyone reading this is a bottomfeeder.
And what would the term be for one who went straight into the OTD boards?
Poodle
PÜ-dul (Noun)
3) Infuriating, small ego-ed internet creature with frustrated ambitions of Llama-hood.
Good catch. Unfortunately, I will forever be known as the poodle here. So be it.
Bottomfeeder: Anyone who has made it past the playtest boards to discover the wonders of the Off-Topic Boards; i.e Anyone reading this is a bottomfeeder.
And what would the term be for one who went straight into the OTD boards?
A "Smurf"?
Smurfifantastic!
Court Fool (adj) a completely useless and irrational act that serves no purpose other than to make the poster look foolish.; syn: tantrum, rant; i.e. Paizo didn't use my gamist theories so I threw a Court Fool.
Wouldn’t that be a noun?
Court Fool...
…oh, and I concede you have a valid point.
Kobold Cleaver (noun)
1) Any short, hyperactive annoying creature. Considered a precursor to poodles. Often prone to delusions of grandeur. Common predator of small blue creatures three apples in height.
Abbreviated 'KC'.
Huzzah! preach it!
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Dingo (n/v):
1. (n) A crazy person, usually referring to someone with outrageous political beliefs. "Wow, that guy is being a real Dingo."
2. (v) To espouse beliefs diametrically opposed to what everyone else is saying, either to be purposely disruptive, or to create confusion. "Some dude's trying to Dingo this thread."
Heathansson - Anyone who has more than 10,000 posts on the Paizo Forumns!
Example - Dude, you have 1x,xxx posts?!? You are such a Heathansson!
Yeah, Sharoth, it's twice as funny over here on this thread.
~shrugs~ Yea. I know. I realized that it was on the wrong thread. Oh well.
Oh, btw! Get my name right next time, you mangey were-poodle!
you could delete you other post so it looks like heathy called himself a dweeb...
Good point! ~WEG~
Hahahahahaha!
You're both outpwn'ed by my sneakinesses.
~waps Heathy across the head with my rubber chicken~ Take that, Mangey Mutt!
hit and run: Anyone who pops into a thread to post a trollish comment and then is never seen again.
Seconded.
hit and run: Anyone who pops into a thread to post a trollish comment and then is never seen again.Seconded.
~curses~ Damn! I have been on this thread more than once! ~grumbles~
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The David Fryer Fallacy: The David Fryer Fallacy recognizes that anyone who is not a "character optimizer" has no idea how to actually play a role-playing game and therefore may be dismissed out of hand since their characters do not have at least five different class by fifth level. It further states that any discussion with non-COs should be don in the most condecending and patronizing manner possible since, after all you are doing them a favor by explaining how wrong they are. Named for the individual who first decided to put a name to the behavior.
Character Optimizer: see munchkin.
Gamist: see munchkin.
hit and run: Anyone who pops into a thread to post a trollish comment and then is never seen again.
Hey! That's highly insulting. It's comments like this that will lead to the demise of this thread. And btw, if you are going to capitalize "Bottomfeeder", you should have also capitalized "Hit and Run".
And now I'm leaving this thread forever, you bunch of mena poeple.
(See what I did there? ;-) Funny, huh?)
Editionist : Partisan, fanatic, crusader, afficionado, usually obsessed about the numbers 3 and 4, defending one while flaming the other.
If rangers could take a number as an enemy, or if paladins could smite numbers, he would.
Usually fights to the death his nemesis, the editionist of the opposite number.
Often pollutes threads with long tirades about his crusade, even if they talk about cooking or squirrels reproducing rites.
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hit and run: Anyone who pops into a thread to post a trollish comment and then is never seen again.Hey! That's highly insulting. It's comments like this that will lead to the demise of this thread. And btw, if you are going to capitalize "Bottomfeeder", you should have also capitalized "Hit and Run".
And now I'm leaving this thread forever, you bunch of mena poeple.
(See what I did there? ;-) Funny, huh?)
You're just a trog anyway, so we're doing a favor talking to you. Smurf off, eh.
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I would like "pirated" to substitute for "ninjad" when someone beats you to a post.
That is all.
I'd like to submit Cowboy (noun), and Cowboying (verb) as meaning to ride to someone's defense on a board, regardless of your own personal feelings in the matter. their weapon of choice could be rhetoric, personal experiance, six-guns or logic, but they always choose to help those who can't seem to defend their own point well enough and so get beaten by people yelling them down.
and because I started this with the psuedo-dictionary entry:
Cowboy:
KOW-boy (noun)
1) One who rides to the defense of the weak and downtrodden.
2) Self-sacrificing personage who chooses to ignore his own feelings and help those who can't halp themselves.
Cowboying:
KOW-boying (verb)
1) To ack like a Cowboy (see Cowboy)
(and yes, I realize this is the romanticized version, but that's the version we all wish we could be anyway, so wtv.)
