You spelt prey wrong, but i fixed it for youKobold Cleaver (noun)
1) Any short, hyperactive annoying creature. Considered a precursor to poodles. Often prone to delusions of grandeur. Common would-be predator of small blue creatures three apples in height.
Abbreviated 'KC'.
How's that?
I believe it hasn't been posted yet (correct me if I'm wrong)
Paizonian: Person who spends 1/3 of his day at some Paizo-related stuff and knows (and talks to) more people there than at his work. Usually go home to talk about it with his significant other or hide it desperately from him/her.
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I believe it hasn't been posted yet (correct me if I'm wrong)
Paizonian: Person who spends 1/3 of his day at some Paizo-related stuff and knows (and talks to) more people there than at his work. Usually go home to talk about it with his significant other or hide it desperately from him/her.
Only a third? What a wimp. You don't deserve to be called an addict. ;p
Only a third? What a wimp. You don't deserve to be called an addict. ;p
Allow me to explain:
2 Hours "working"
8 hours at Paizo
6 hours at the gaming table (I eat while I play)
1 Hour in transportation (reading paizo at the red lights)
2 Hours with the family (talking about paizo)
1 Hour in limbo (thinking of Paizo)
4 hours sleepin (dreaming of Paizo of course)
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Only a third? What a wimp. You don't deserve to be called an addict. ;pAllow me to explain:
2 Hours "working"
8 hours at Paizo
6 hours at the gaming table (I eat while I play)
1 Hour in transportation (reading paizo at the red lights)
2 Hours with the family (talking about paizo)
1 Hour in limbo (thinking of Paizo)
4 hours sleepin (dreaming of Paizo of course)
you need more sleep, my friend.
you need more sleep, my friend.
I sleep at work, so that make it 6 hours
RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8
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Nice to know I'm not the only one doing this. FYI: I am usually checking the boards while I'm at the gaming table too. I am that big of an addict.
1 Hour in transportation (reading paizo at the red lights)
I only do that when I've got a fresh new product in my hand. It would be too risky to do this all the time. ;-)
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I only do that when I've got a fresh new product in my hand. It would be too risky to do this all the time. ;-)Nice to know I'm not the only one doing this. FYI: I am usually checking the boards while I'm at the gaming table too. I am that big of an addict.
1 Hour in transportation (reading paizo at the red lights)
My problem is that I live in a rural area and so there are very few stoplights on my commute.
My problem is that I live in a rural area and so there are very few stoplights on my commute.
Whatch out for crossing cow! They are only worth like 50xp so its no worth it crashing your car for the road kill.
Our workshop driver once ran into a cow and he got covered in dung! Luckly the cow was only bruised (and scared Sh**less literally) and the driver just got full of s**t. Hilarious!
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My problem is that I live in a rural area and so there are very few stoplights on my commute.Whatch out for crossing cow! They are only worth like 50xp so its no worth it crashing your car for the road kill.
Our workshop driver once ran into a cow and he got covered in dung! Luckly the cow was only bruised (and scared Sh**less literally) and the driver just got full of s**t. Hilarious!
That happened to a buddy of mine down in Alabama. He was driving about 90 mph between Montgomery and Selma when a cow ran out into the road. He hit the car at full speed, it was a black cow and it was the middle of the night. It flipped over the car, landed just be hind the passenger side seat and caved in the roof, rolled of the car, and ran back into the trees. He got out and chased the cow for about a half hour with a bat, trying to kill it. After all if it was going to wreck his car and s++! on it, the least it could do was die.
Edit: We just have sheep and deer to worry about around here.
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Tetered: Humorous changes made to a person's messageboard settings by the "Lord of All Code", often for the purpose of abject humiliation.'Tetered' sounds like something that should be done to Courtfool, before the critter breeds!
And we should do it as soon as possible, the little rat-thing deserves it.
Veector Thread [noun]
1. A thread which proposes two positions on a single topic which are generally diametrically opposed wherein the poster desires feedback and commentary, typically titled [position 1] vs. [position 2] FIGHT!
Edit: We just have sheep and deer to worry about around here.
Tha's good, no car flippin' with those smaller animals!
Here at paizo the poodles and the sebastian cultist seems to be the only pests. Too bad they can't be run over.
Oy!! Froggy cult be annoying too! Oy! Ye tink we don' count! Oy! We froggy, we lick ye! But hey, is oook, say nuffin! Froggy cult donnot exist!!
Soon you will all be absorbed into the Cult of Jack. Until that glorious day.
De froggy no awy gunna gloop ina ye' cult, metal guy. We gunna start a religios war firs'!
Especially with Polygamy Porter.
Hey, more beer in here too?! I demand beer at our thread!!!!
IBT
Shorthand for "In before Teter". Used in a controversial thread that has a high likelihood of being locked. The line is used to identify you were in the thread before it was locked proving you have no life, enjoying trolling and are padding your post count.
You start shopping for furniture for a cult thread
Wrong thread, amphibian.
Wrong thread? which thread? what are u talking about?...
You start shopping for furniture for a cult threadWrong thread, amphibian.
It's a trap!
It's a trap!
Gutless blowhard.
Now you made me feel bad... ;_;
It was not directed at you. You are not the one calling for a retreat the first instant things did not go exactly to plan.
Admiral. Psha.
poodledoodling
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I would like "pirated" to substitute for "ninjad" when someone beats you to a post.
That is all.
I would think "pirated" to be the term for taking someone's post afterward and turning it to your own purposes. But that's already known as thread-Jacking. I'm sensing some irony here, no offense intended. :)
Guffaw.
Mathfinder: Person who would rather haggle over the math behind the game then actually play it.
Hmmmm. Would this include people who just assume maths is hard?
Two of my own invention, selfishly:
MapFinder: People who play with the pathfinder rules over maptool. I only want this term popularized so that it will become easier for people to find and join this community.
Lifeboat Thread: An on-topic thread started and linked back once the original thread has degenerated into a squabble. I didn't realize I had coined a term until Mr. Jacobs called attention to it.
I think lifeboats are different from "Daisypushing" (above) because a Lifeboat tries to continue the conversation in absence of the behavior that gets the original shut down.