I think it was that little reptile with the kitchen knife.Have we tried giving him a chew toy? You know…to keep him occupied.
Wee ogta goo pizz onn heme. Bade cobalt!
So I was told to come over here and ... AHHHHH!!!! POODLES!!!!!!!!
<runs back across the road>
Hime wont goo vack too teh salad tread agin than.
Hime sawyer uh Frenchlander onn teh hillybillygoat tread. Weme shud goo krill heme!
Hime wend oer three nad stulted teh stoopid Frencherlander kook. Wei beeing hime getteding on yelp?
Hey puddle, the Jacks were over. They invited you to their party. You should go check it out.
Yeah, you little poodles are angels.
I am glad you finally recognize.
Squeaky toy?
Yeah, you little poodles are angels.I am glad you finally recognize.
Squeaky toy?
*accepts toy* Thanks, I think.
Hey puddle, the Jacks were over. They invited you to their party. You should go check it out.
He's right Puddle. You should check it out. You'd have a blast. I think you'd enjoy our Jack-a-pult!
reforms from the stuff of chaos
WTF? What did we do to the Slaads? Why is everyone so threatened by us? We just want to dig up the yard and lick ourselves on the sofa.Well, one of your kind invaded our thread. We couldn't let the insult just stand! (And he tried to eat us)
Now the shoe's on the other slaad!
It's their alignment. They're CS (Chaotic Stupid).Um...what do you think poodles are?
No, they're just insane. They're actually more Chaotic than you guys.
*Draws Cleaver*Now shoo. Before I forget than kobolds are carnivores.
Hime ham flinging dat tis "Tan Quail" Per's son cooled bee na allay, sense heme bee hateting teh salads two.
Ie half peppared uh compleatly oregano speach:
"Whe wille gnot goe kwietly innto thu nite!
Wee wyll nott vannishe wifout uh fighte!
Were goeing two liver own!
Weare goieng too surfive!"
Tooodey, wie celebite hour Independs Dey!"
Hey puddle, the Jacks were over. They invited you to their party. You should go check it out.He's right Puddle. You should check it out. You'd have a blast. I think you'd enjoy our Jack-a-pult!
Hime dent liek teh hound off tis putting...
Hime ham flinging dat tis "Tan Quail" Per's son cooled bee na allay, sense heme bee hateting teh salads two.Ie half peppared uh compleatly oregano speach:
"Whe wille gnot goe kwietly innto thu nite!
Wee wyll nott vannishe wifout uh fighte!
Were goeing two liver own!
Weare goieng too surfive!"
Tooodey, wie celebite hour Independs Dey!"
Hime liek taht speeck! Paphy Pin de Sundance Tay!
Now shoo. Before I forget than kobolds are carnivores.
Oh please, you don't scare us. We all know that anything bigger than a large rat instantly activates a kobold's "self-preservation gene". Hell, even the french would think twice before surrendering to kobolds.
…today we have secretly replaced his regular cleaver with a squeaky toy cleaver. Let's see his reaction…
Oh please, you don't scare us. We all know that anything bigger than a large rat instantly activates a kobold's "self-preservation gene". Hell, even the french would think twice before surrendering to kobolds.
Oui, oui!
Oh please, you don't scare us. We all know that anything bigger than a large rat instantly activates a kobold's "self-preservation gene". Hell, even the french would think twice before surrendering to kobolds.Oui, oui!
*bites the Frenchman*
You picked the wrong thread...
Oui, oui!
*Pees on the frenchie*
Don't mind if I do....
Oi!
Zhe poodles! Zhe have zhe rabies!
That French guy kind of sounds like a squeaky toy when you shake him.
Zhe poodles! Zhe have zhe rabies!
Krill teh Ferenchie!
jupms onn dogpill
Can anyone understand this new poodle? Quick, someone sniff his bum and make sure he is one of us.
Can anyone understand this new poodle? Quick, someone sniff his bum and make sure he is one of us.
Hay, off coarse hime ham oneother puddle! Noo, hime migt haff uh feaw communisticable dizezes, butt goo uhed nad sinf awhey!
Hime hade teh Frencherlanders. Day tock soo stoopidley.
I heard there are chew toys here ... oh joy! Chewies!!
<piddles>
Hey guys you got any room fer me?
There is always room for more poodles!
Yap! Yap!
…today we have secretly replaced his regular cleaver with a squeaky toy cleaver. Let's see his reaction…
I was talking to the slaad. Now give me back teh Cleaver before I incinerate the place. By lighting french people on fire and Jackapulting them in here.
*Pees on the dragon*
*Pees on the dragon**raises his huge leg over CDP and returns the favor*
YAP!!! YAP!!!!
Crap. I knew it was only a matter of time before evolution kicked in.
*begins growling at the wall*
GRRRRRRRRRR.... Who said that!! ARF!
*runs in a circle before hitting the wall*
DUCK AND COVER!!! WE HAVE INCOMMING!!! I LIKE BACON!!!
*blinks*
What is everybody looking at? do I have a booger er sumthin'?
*pees on the lizard with the knife*
*pees on the lizard with the knife*
*Stabs poodle and cuts leg off*
*Sigh*Crap, Courtfool won't be happy.
...
Fine!
*Regenerates*
Happy now? Are you a happy poodle?!
*begins eating his own eyeball*
*pees on the lizard with the knife**Stabs poodle and cuts leg off*
*Sigh*
Crap, Courtfool won't be happy.
...
Fine!
*Regenerates*
Happy now? Are you a happy poodle?!
*Chews at the severed leg before it disapears*
HEY!! oooh shiny!
*snatches up the knife and begins chewing*
And Crunchy!! Kinda hurts the tung doe!
*pees on the lizard with the knife*
Joins the piddle party
Yua gies donut wanton too goo ovr too teh hillybillygoat tread. Its crassy.
Our wee goeieng toou attach thei slaades?
Wow, lots of poddlesness recently. The poddles also have started their invation to Seattle! Mwahahaha!!!
Our wee goeieng toou attach thei slaades?
*snifs the air*
I smell Potatoe Slaade... any body got sum' chickin an' baked beans?
Our wee goeieng toou attach thei slaades?*snifs the air*
I smell Potatoe Slaade... any body got sum' chickin an' baked beans?
Eim noht uh Slaade. Ai wus joust prittending toobee won.
Eim noht uh Slaade. Ai wus joust prittending toobee won.Our wee goeieng toou attach thei slaades?*snifs the air*
I smell Potatoe Slaade... any body got sum' chickin an' baked beans?