Great. The battle's starting while the lemmings are at the poodle thread. LEMMINGS, GET OVER HERE!!!
The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote: Huh? Muhahahaha! You shall never stop us! We are more powerful than all the Lords combined! You shall never get your profile back!!!! Bwahahaha!!!
The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote: Huh? Muhahahaha! You shall never stop us! We are more powerful than all the Lords combined! You shall never get your profile back!!!! Bwahahaha!!! I diswike da pigeons.
Diswiker wrote: The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote: Huh? Muhahahaha! You shall never stop us! We are more powerful than all the Lords combined! You shall never get your profile back!!!! Bwahahaha!!! I diswike da pigeons. Augh! It burrns! You'll pay for that, KC!!!
The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: Diswiker wrote: The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote: Huh? Muhahahaha! You shall never stop us! We are more powerful than all the Lords combined! You shall never get your profile back!!!! Bwahahaha!!! I diswike da pigeons. Augh! It burrns! You'll pay for that, KC!!! I diswike intewnal stwuggwes.
Diswiker wrote: The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: Diswiker wrote: The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote: Huh? Muhahahaha! You shall never stop us! We are more powerful than all the Lords combined! You shall never get your profile back!!!! Bwahahaha!!! I diswike da pigeons. Augh! It burrns! You'll pay for that, KC!!! I diswike intewnal stwuggwes. Silence!
The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote: CHARRRRGE!!! For 3rd edition!!!
The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote: CHARRRRGE!!! For 3rd edition!!! For kobolds!!!
Eustace Q. Figg, Chairman WNC wrote: For the Whigs! Dammit, people, don't ruin the drama!
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Fireball! AIIII!!! You shall pay for that, kobold!
For Yugolo--Pigeions! DIE!!!
The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: For Yugolo--Pigeions! DIE!!! Ow......
*Collapses*
The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote: The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: For Yugolo--Pigeions! DIE!!! Ow......
*Collapses* DAMMIT!!! You killed their leader!!!
Kobold Cleaver wrote: The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote: The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: For Yugolo--Pigeions! DIE!!! Ow......
*Collapses* DAMMIT!!! You killed their leader!!! Waaaa...
The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote: The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: For Yugolo--Pigeions! DIE!!! Ow......
*Collapses* DAMMIT!!! You killed their leader!!! Waaaa... Bwahahahahaha!!! Face the wrath of 3rd edition! Yugo--Pigeons unite! DIE!!!
The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote: The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: For Yugolo--Pigeions! DIE!!! Ow......
*Collapses* DAMMIT!!! You killed their leader!!! Waaaa... Bwahahahahaha!!! Face the wrath of 3rd edition! Yugo--Pigeons unite! DIE!!! You never win!!! REVENGE!!!!
The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote: The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote: The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: For Yugolo--Pigeions! DIE!!! Ow......
*Collapses* DAMMIT!!! You killed their leader!!! Waaaa... Bwahahahahaha!!! Face the wrath of 3rd edition! Yugo--Pigeons unite! DIE!!! You never win!!! REVENGE!!!! *Looks at wound*
Crap.
*RETREEEEEEEAT!!!
In lack of plot, drama helps. *GASP*
Joey Lafyatis wrote: In lack of plot, drama helps. *GASP* The battle has been won...but at a cost.
The battle has been lost...but at a cost.
*End scene, close curtains*
*Kobold Cleaver gets a monologue with spotlight on him*
*Fade out to black*
Epic.
**APPLAUDS***
ENCORE! ENCORE!
*Frogs come out from the sides and do a short farewell tap dance, hat and cane included.*
Crowd begins to leave, but... drumroll please.
The Dancing Girls come out after the frogs and do a Rockettes number
Has the daemonic presence from beyond been destroyed?
*And the day ends with an encore of the whole thing, as a personal request from Figg.*
So please, Posts 1-83 repeated please.
The critics pan the show but the fans love it. The network has the show canceled and the players are forced to eke out a living making appearances at GenCon.
Truly, I have underestimated the Paizonians ability to ruin a dramatic moment.
*hangs two heads in shame*
Mostly sorry and two out three ain't bad.
You know, these battle would be a lot easier if we had some allies...
Hint, hint.
Kobold Cleaver wrote: You know, these battle would be a lot easier if we had some allies...
Hint, hint.
Up the Kobolds's.....I mean up with Kobolds.
Kobold Cleaver wrote: You know, these battle would be a lot easier if we had some allies...
Hint, hint.
You called?
Rent-A-Minion wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: You know, these battle would be a lot easier if we had some allies...
Hint, hint. You called? What are you, a rot giant?
Joey Lafyatis wrote: *End scene, close curtains*
*Kobold Cleaver gets a monologue with spotlight on him*
*Fade out to black*
Epic.
Where can I get my money back?
I am responding to a call put out in search of a minion. You not insult me.
Callous Jack wrote: Joey Lafyatis wrote: *End scene, close curtains*
*Kobold Cleaver gets a monologue with spotlight on him*
*Fade out to black*
Epic. Where can I get my money back? NO!
Joey Lafyatis wrote: Callous Jack wrote: Joey Lafyatis wrote: *End scene, close curtains*
*Kobold Cleaver gets a monologue with spotlight on him*
*Fade out to black*
Epic. Where can I get my money back? NO! Prepare to die, Jack!
I laughed. I cried. I learned.
Bravo little scaly thespian ... bravo
*sniff*
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Prepare to die, Jack! I hope the pigeons save me.
Callous Jack wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: Prepare to die, Jack! I hope the pigeons save me. Screw that! We don't accept refunds!
The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: Callous Jack wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: Prepare to die, Jack! I hope the pigeons save me. Screw that! We don't accept refunds! How about $20 to drop the kobold into the ocean?
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