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The monkey opens one eye as he levitates above the ground.

You folks make meditiation a real difficulty.

OOOOMMMMMM ... some more pithy quotes to ponder:

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. --Andre Gide

There's more to the truth than just the facts. --Author Unknown

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. --Henry David Thoreau


The Jade wrote:

And don't explain metaphors or silly general trends of not ending sentences in prepositions, because you I'll kill.

You're claiming to have a dispute with the concept of not ending a sentence with a preposition? Seriously? Or is it on upon which you are putting me?


Trey wrote:
The Jade wrote:

And don't explain metaphors or silly general trends of not ending sentences in prepositions, because you I'll kill.

You're claiming to have a dispute with the concept of not ending a sentence with a preposition? Seriously? Or is it on upon which you are putting me?

While I don't quite understand your question, since my accident, I'm saying I'll end a sentence with a preposition if I effin' want with!


Trey wrote:
I really hope that no one searching the Web for instructions on Buddhist practices ends up here.

I've never known Buddhists to frisk farm animals for meditative value. That's the Shintoists, I believe.

I kid! I kid because I don't think there are any Shintoists on this site, and if there are, I, of course, meant the Byzantine Iconoclasts.


Patrick Curtin wrote:


There's more to the truth than just the facts. --Author Unknown

But didn't Author Unknown also say, "Don't use a stick to scratch that! You'll get bark up in there!"

That sentiment seems to battle the concept of oneness with the universe.


The Jade wrote:
Trey wrote:
I really hope that no one searching the Web for instructions on Buddhist practices ends up here.

I've never known Buddhists to frisk farm animals for meditative value. That's the Shintoists, I believe.

I kid! I kid because I don't think there's any Shintoists on this site.

I think one of the slaads might be. And possibly Kool-Ade Man. Upon.


Trey wrote:
The Jade wrote:


I think one of the slaads might be. And possibly Kool-Ade Man. Upon.

Did you know Kool-Ade and Cookie Monster are both illegitimate children of Brenda Vaccaro? It's true.

Family reunion sounds something like this:
"OH YEAH!"
"COOKIE!"
"I LIKE TAMPONS!"


I would have never guessed they were related, because she's so soft-spoken. Is the dad Sparta guy? To.


Trey wrote:
I would have never guessed they were related, because she's so soft-spoken. Is the dad Sparta guy? To.

Sparta guy is actually Kool's son (we few who know him well call him Kool). Kool's dad was actually Irving Wineblatt, a chiropodist from South Framshamfromshire. No story to tell there, really, except that he once shaved a callous off Diana Rigg's right heel and she signed it for him.

Brenda Vaccaro is what happens when Bruce Springsteen and Bryan Adams make zesty group love to Tina Turner and then, nine months later, punch the baby in the throat and spoonfeed it Ajax-spiked Maypo.


Trey wrote:
I would have never guessed they were related, because she's so soft-spoken. Is the dad Sparta guy? To.

Wolfman Jack, prolly.


Beaver Cleaver wrote:
Trey wrote:
I would have never guessed they were related, because she's so soft-spoken. Is the dad Sparta guy? To.
Wolfman Jack, prolly.

Ignore the part about Wolfman Jack being racist, because the blogger isn't being literal, but check out the game he talks about here.

Is it wrong that I now want to play DJ Boy just to see all the bizarre details?

Liberty's Edge

The Jade wrote:
Beaver Cleaver wrote:
Trey wrote:
I would have never guessed they were related, because she's so soft-spoken. Is the dad Sparta guy? To.
Wolfman Jack, prolly.

Ignore the part about Wolfman Jack being racist, because the blogger isn't being literal, but check out the game he talks about here.

Is it wrong that I now want to play DJ Boy just to see all the bizarre details?

Um, I don't know, but it sounds like a mystic d20 modern quest of epic proportion.


Maybe you could start the quest by hitching a ride to the radio station with Richard Dreyfus?

Liberty's Edge

Naah; Anthony Daniels.

Liberty's Edge

I like remembering Brenda as Shirley in Midnight Cowboy, instead of the tampon ads. (lol)


Heathansson wrote:
I like remembering Brenda as Shirley in Midnight Cowboy, instead of the tampon ads. (lol)

It's just so hard to shake the tampons ad.

Shirley would definitely be a preferable focus.

Sovereign Court

The Jade wrote:

Family reunion sounds something like this:

"OH YEAH!"
"COOKIE!"
"I LIKE TAMPONS!"

Sounds like Duff Man should be related to them.

"Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!"


Callous Jack wrote:
The Jade wrote:

Family reunion sounds something like this:

"OH YEAH!"
"COOKIE!"
"I LIKE TAMPONS!"

Sounds like Duff Man should be related to them.

"Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!"

This post of yours taught me something, but I'm not quite sure what. Posts I'm interested in following show up in the messageboards box on the homepage with a lil black dot next to the name of the poster. I think this might happen whenever I participate in a post or when someone replies to one of my posts, but I'm not sure.

Liberty's Edge

The Jade wrote:
This post of yours taught me something, but I'm not quite sure what. Posts I'm interested in following show up in the messageboards box on the homepage with a lil black dot next to the name of the poster. I think this might happen whenever I participate in a post or when someone replies to one of my posts, but I'm not sure.

This would be any thread you've contributed to recently (within the last two weeks and/or last two pages of the thread I think).

Liberty's Edge

What would be really cool would be if the dots could anticipate which threads you might be interested in and dot those too.

Cool.

And a little bit scary too.

Liberty's Edge

The Jade wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
The Jade wrote:

Family reunion sounds something like this:

"OH YEAH!"
"COOKIE!"
"I LIKE TAMPONS!"

Sounds like Duff Man should be related to them.

"Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!"

This post of yours taught me something, but I'm not quite sure what. Posts I'm interested in following show up in the messageboards box on the homepage with a lil black dot next to the name of the poster. I think this might happen whenever I participate in a post or when someone replies to one of my posts, but I'm not sure.

My pixelyatterlings are out again. They like the interweb. And eyeballs.

Sovereign Court

The Jade wrote:
This post of yours taught me something, but I'm not quite sure what. Posts I'm interested in following show up in the messageboards box on the homepage with a lil black dot next to the name of the poster. I think this might happen whenever I participate in a post or when someone replies to one of my posts, but I'm not sure.

Duffman is happy to help! OHH YEAH!!


Mothman wrote:

What would be really cool would be if the dots could anticipate which threads you might be interested in and dot those too.

Cool.

And a little bit scary too.

Thanks for explaining, Mothman.

And, interestingly, an AI dot placer that intuits each users preferences doesn't strike me as being past Teter's ability. I think Tivo has that function.


Callous Jack wrote:
The Jade wrote:
This post of yours taught me something, but I'm not quite sure what. Posts I'm interested in following show up in the messageboards box on the homepage with a lil black dot next to the name of the poster. I think this might happen whenever I participate in a post or when someone replies to one of my posts, but I'm not sure.
Duffman is happy to help! OHH YEAH!!

*crashes through wall*

OH YEAH!

Hey kids, have some refreshment courtesy of me, mama, daddy, brother, and baby boy!

OH YEAH!

* Kool-Aid man is a registered avatar of Watcher, and is used by Trey under license. Most product names are trademarks owned or used under license by the companies that publish those products; use of such names without mention of trademark status should not be construed as a challenge to such status.

Dark Archive

My serene mantra...

Shoop-bee-doo-shoop-shoop-bee-doo
Call upon the Sea Ponies when you're in distress
Helpful as can be ponies - simply signal SOS
If you find you're past the drift and haven't got an oar (oar)
Count upon the Sea Ponies - they'll see you to shore
Shoop-bee-doo-shoop-shoop-bee-doo


(rolls through)

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