The 5 word Conan Game!

[Heathansson]

where NASCAMEL raced every second

[Devin Swift]

Saturday due to the small

[Aberzombie]

requirement for water and the

[Jal Dorak]

Gen II camels that nobody

[Aberzombie]

really liked. A NASCAMEL spokesperson

[Jal Dorak]

has stated their intent to

[Crimson Jester]

to hire Conan to kill

[Jal Dorak]

all the Gen I camels,

[Heathansson]

because they really were too

[Jal Dorak]

reliant on water for speed.

[Aberzombie]

Conan relished this task. It

[Jal Dorak]

involved his three favorite activities:

[Heathansson]

women, women, and his favorite

[Jal Dorak]

activity of all: camel punching!

[Heathansson]

So Conan woke up the

[Jal Dorak]

nearest camel merchant, paid him

[Aberzombie]

a small fee, and proceeded

[Larry Lichman]

to punch as many camels

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

as he could before Set's

[Aberzombie]

friends and neighbors could retaliate.

[Jal Dorak]

Unfortunately, he broke his hand,

[Larry Lichman]

as the camel's head was

[Jal Dorak]

magically enhanced by a wizard.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

So he had to hold

[Tensor]

Beth's breasts with one hand.

[Jal Dorak]

This made him furious as

[Larry Lichman]

it's much better to use

[Jal Dorak]

women, in his opinion, than

[Larry Lichman]

his hand for certain carnal

[Jal Dorak]

depictions to sell to perverts,

[Heathansson]

so he exploded with a

[Jal Dorak]

sudden inexplicable spontaneous human combustion.

[Aberzombie]

"This must be the work

[Jal Dorak]

of Howard the Duck, my

[Ubermench]

arch nemesis and main course

[Aberzombie]

at the Grand Feast for

[Ubermench]

Ohmygodlookatherknockerias the bare breasted goddess

[Aberzombie]

known far and wide for

[Ubermench]

being fair and wide a@@ed.

[Aberzombie]

Conan, having dined on roasted

[Ubermench]

roast beast, stood and walked

[Sayler Van Merlin]

Ubermench wrote:

roast beast, stood and walked

to the latrine of doom

[Heathansson]

where it took a big

[Tensor]

man to laugh, and an

[Ubermench]

small woman to laugh at

[Heathansson]

the miniscule size of his

[Ubermench]

Loincloth but greatly impressed by

[Heathansson]

that which his tiny cloth

[Aberzombie]

was too tiny to hide.

[Heathansson]

"Belit..." he muttered under his