8 word "Stormbringer" based game

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The blade howled as black electricity danced along

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its rune covered length. Elric leaped onto the

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back of a dragon that had suddenly appeared.

[Amardolem]

Swallowing the clone whole, as Moonglum smiled a

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little bit, thinking about this princess chick he

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spent the night with back in Jadmar. The

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Short rogue worried about his friend Elric. "That

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thing you did, was it really necessary? For

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summoning a dragon must be very taxing." Elric

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replied, "Yes, but very kinky." Then, winked. "Let's

[S.Baldrick]

see if the dragon can fly us to

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Walmart. I need a blue slushy, and a

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Disney Princess backpack, as well as some more

[S.Baldrick]

Blue Oyster Cult CDs." Moonglum was shocked by

[Jacob Lewis]

Lord Elric's insatiable desire for more cowbell and

[S.Baldrick]

the godlike guitar playing of Buck Dharma Roeser.

[Amardolem]

"Meh" Bloom said, "Cowbells just a myth, Lanier

[S.Baldrick]

didn't play it either. It was overdubbed by

[Heathansson]

evil cows who want you to eat

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more fish. Elric began to travel away quickly.

[S.Baldrick]

Moonglum climbed on the back of the dragon

[Heathansson]

and put in an 8-track of Black Sabbath

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The voice of Dio invoked "Heaven and Hell".

[Kruelaid]

Moonglum, who was more of an Aerosmith fan,

[Amardolem]

Just repeated the "Crying" lyrics to himself softly

[S.Baldrick]

and thinking "Hawkwind should have made it bigger."

[Amardolem]

As if in answer, Balo the jester's expanding

[S.Baldrick]

Singing Citadel appeared, its haunting song sounding out

[Amardolem]

a refrain from "Cultosaurus Erectus", but he winced

[S.Baldrick]

in pain. "Not Black Blade! For some reason

[Amardolem]

it sang Monsters causing his head to implode.

[S.Baldrick]

Elric drew Strombringer and strode towards the Citadel.

[Amardolem]

strombringer, that epic pastrami sandwich of doom, howled

[Heathansson]

as the eldritch runes on the rye bread

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dripped mustard. The large, intelligent tomato next to

[Heathansson]

the jalapeno pepper from the blackest pits of

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Mexicano-Hell leaped skywards trying to smash Elric. "Damn

[Kruelaid]

you taste great, but you really mess up

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my digestive system. Runeblades are hard to swallow.

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"A dragon could use one as a toothpick,"

[Amardolem]

"And hopefully will!" countered Smiorgan bald-head as

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he looked towards the sky. A blood moon

[S.Baldrick]

had appeared on the horizon. "This can't bode

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good fortune." Stormbringer screamed, and chopped his head off.

[Patrick Curtin]

drinking his soul like an icy-cold beer

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Elric laughed heartily as the power entered his

[Patrick Curtin]

soul, like fire ants scrabbling twixt his nethers

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ahh.. the joys of his misspent youth peaked at the corners of his mind.

[Patrick Curtin]

Like acid flashbacks in a dieter's fat cells

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Moonglum cleared his throat in that manner of his.