Where the heck have I been?

[Jal Dorak]

Okay, so I was on vacation at my family cottage for a week, and I have no idea what the heck is going on around here.

What did I miss?

Any hot threads? New releases? Paizo info? Etc...

[veector]

Jal Dorak wrote:

Okay, so I was on vacation at my family cottage for a week, and I have no idea what the heck is going on around here.

What did I miss?

Any hot threads? New releases? Paizo info? Etc...

<snark>There's this awesome new roleplaying game called Pathfinder.</snark>

[Lazaro]

Jal Dorak wrote:

Okay, so I was on vacation at my family cottage for a week, and I have no idea what the heck is going on around here.

What did I miss?

Any hot threads? New releases? Paizo info? Etc...

What you need to look into is going here and joining the Pathfinder Society.

While you're there join Cheliax, and have the blessing of the Nine Hells.

Then come over, no matter what faction you are, and have some delicious Chelixian barbeque

[Paul Watson]

Don't believe the foul devil-kisser's lies. Join with Andorran. For Freedom!

Although, I must admit their barbecue is quite nice. Bit smoky, though.

[Lazaro]

Paul Watson wrote:

Don't believe the foul devil-kisser's lies. Join with Andorran. For Freedom!

Although, I must admit their barbecue is quite nice. Bit smoky, though.

Ah, but the smoke adds to the flavor

[Jal Dorak]

Lazaro wrote:

Jal Dorak wrote:

Okay, so I was on vacation at my family cottage for a week, and I have no idea what the heck is going on around here.

What did I miss?

Any hot threads? New releases? Paizo info? Etc...

What you need to look into is going here and joining the Pathfinder Society.

While you're there join Cheliax, and have the blessing of the Nine Hells.

Then come over, no matter what faction you are, and have some delicious Chelixian barbeque

After posting, I started noticing the faction symbols were on people's accounts - I was really looking forward to that, so it was a pleasant surprise. I also found my minis shipment waiting for me, and Pathfinder #2 is on the way!

Oh, and I thank you for the offer of hellish power and BBQ, but it not as much fun when you don't work for your power. But I will come to the BBQ as soon as I uncover an ancient secret recipe for sauce buried in the desert. ;)

[CourtFool]

Welcome back, you simpering, trigger happy, MMO playing, 13 year old, change-hating, grognard. :)

[Aberzombie]

Lazaro wrote:

What you need to look into is going here and joining the Pathfinder Society.

While you're there join Cheliax, and have the blessing of the Nine Hells.

I notice he did the smart thing and joined Osirion. Doesn't that just...bug you!

Ha! Get it? Bug! Scarab symbol! Damn I'm funny. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

[Lilith]

Aberzombie wrote:

I notice he did the smart thing and joined Osirion. Doesn't that just...bug you!

Ha! Get it? Bug! Scarab symbol! Damn I'm funny. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Too bad Geb wasn't a faction - I hear that undead like yourself are treated as full citizens!

[Aberzombie]

Lilith wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

I notice he did the smart thing and joined Osirion. Doesn't that just...bug you!

Ha! Get it? Bug! Scarab symbol! Damn I'm funny. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Too bad Geb wasn't a faction - I hear that undead like yourself are treated as full citizens!

Now I'll have to start a movement in Osirion to get those same rights.

Mummies of the Tombs, UNITE!!

[kessukoofah]

Aberzombie wrote:

Lilith wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

I notice he did the smart thing and joined Osirion. Doesn't that just...bug you!

Ha! Get it? Bug! Scarab symbol! Damn I'm funny. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Too bad Geb wasn't a faction - I hear that undead like yourself are treated as full citizens!

Now I'll have to start a movement in Osirion to get those same rights.

Mummies of the Tombs, UNITE!!

And how do you know you don't already have them?

[spooky voice] For all that's known,y ou are full citezens and nobody outside Osiron knows [/spooky voice]

[Callous Jack]

Aberzombie wrote:

Mummies of the Tombs, UNITE!!

Free toilet paper wrappings for all!

[The Jade]

Aberzombie wrote:

Now I'll have to start a movement in Osirion to get those same rights.

Mummies of the Tombs, UNITE!!

Know how I beat 'em all. I changed it to Mummies of the Tombs, Untie! Giftwrapped undead are so trusting. I almost felt bad when they spun off their stinky yellow bandages.

[Jal Dorak]

Aberzombie wrote:

Lilith wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

I notice he did the smart thing and joined Osirion. Doesn't that just...bug you!

Ha! Get it? Bug! Scarab symbol! Damn I'm funny. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Too bad Geb wasn't a faction - I hear that undead like yourself are treated as full citizens!

Now I'll have to start a movement in Osirion to get those same rights.

Mummies of the Tombs, UNITE!!

Aww, that was one of the reasons I picked Osirion.

Jade Sage anyone?!