Paul Ackerman Baby Name Contest

[Sigil]

Now that we know it is a boy it is time to start submitting entries.

My suggestion is "Cosmo Ackerman"

[Moff Rimmer]

Sigil wrote:

My suggestion is "Cosmo Ackerman"

"Moff Ackerman" has a nice authoritative sound to it.

Seriously -- the best advice that I read was to say the full name out loud as though you were introducing the president of Ford (or some large corporation). If it doesn't sound right or if your neighbors start laughing try again.

[Cainus]

Sigil wrote:

Now that we know it is a boy it is time to start submitting entries.

My suggestion is "Cosmo Ackerman"

Darth Ackerman!

No bully will mess with that kid growing up.

[Elder Elemental Eye]

Iuz Ackerman has a nice ring to it.

[Heathansson]

Meepo

[Seldriss]

Gary.

[Callous Jack]

Eando.

[Aberzombie]

How about....Tim?

By the way, what do I win if he picks my choice?

[Eyebite]

Aberzombie wrote:

How about....Tim?

By the way, what do I win if he picks my choice?

Grand prize is the kid's first diaper.

[Sigil]

As the Ackerman family will no doubt be in a bit of shock with all the things they need suddenly, it is suggested that the winner forward a prepaid postage label to the Ackermans to claim thier diaper prize.

[The Dire Pigeons of Doom]

Pigeon Ackerman!

[Vinny da Vulture]

The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:

Pigeon Ackerman!

Don't listen to that bread-crumb eating bum. That would just be asking for him to get his ass kicked in school (even by the nerds).

Call him Vincent instead.

[TriOmegaZero]

Bob.

[Cuchulainn]

Ack-ack-adack Ackerman. Call him "Ack" for short.

[Adam Daigle]

Adam is a nice name. ;)

[Callous Jack]

Paizo Ackerman.

[Shadowborn]

Boba Fett Ackerman

[Aberzombie]

Start a new trend - don't give him a name.

[Jal Dorak]

Aberzombie wrote:

Start a new trend - don't give him a name.

Yeah, give him a symbol like Prince.

I suggest "&"

& Ackerman...cool.

[Fake Healer]

Fake Ackerman. Sounds like a very intelligent name.

[Aberzombie]

Jal Dorak wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Start a new trend - don't give him a name.

Yeah, give him a symbol like Prince.

I suggest "&"

& Ackerman...cool.

Or maybe ~

What the hell is that thing anyway?

[Kobold Catgirl]

Aberzombie wrote:

Jal Dorak wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Start a new trend - don't give him a name.

Yeah, give him a symbol like Prince.

I suggest "&"

& Ackerman...cool.

Or maybe ~

What the hell is that thing anyway?

Who knows?

[Larry Lichman]

Forrest J. Ackerman. Greatest Ackerman ever.

[Larry Lichman]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Jal Dorak wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Start a new trend - don't give him a name.

Yeah, give him a symbol like Prince.

I suggest "&"

& Ackerman...cool.

Or maybe ~

What the hell is that thing anyway?

Who knows?

I think it's called a tilda. Don't ask me why...

[Jal Dorak]

Larry Lichman wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Jal Dorak wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Start a new trend - don't give him a name.

Yeah, give him a symbol like Prince.

I suggest "&"

& Ackerman...cool.

Or maybe ~

What the hell is that thing anyway?

Who knows?

I think it's called a tilda. Don't ask me why...

If the baby was a girl you could call her Matilda, or just Tilda for short, or just ~ for writing.

[Sigil]

Aberzombie wrote:

Or maybe ~

What the hell is that thing anyway?

It is called a tilde.

eta you guys are too quick! Matilda is a horrid choice for a boy! :P

[Callous Jack]

Make it one word.
Aberzackerman.

[CourtFool]

Mohamed

[Paul Ackerman 70]

Blinks. Awesome.

I think you guys have come up with some great names thus far. Given that while we were in the hospital some chick named her triplets Earth Wind and Fire. Seriously.

I'm pretty sure I've got the name figured out... but I'm open to suggestions. :D

[Aberzombie]

Callous Jack wrote:

Make it one word.

Aberzackerman.

Bravo! That's the best suggestion yet.

[Molech]

Bagina

[Callous Jack]

Aberzombie wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Make it one word.

Aberzackerman.

Bravo! That's the best suggestion yet.

I thought you'd like that one.

[CourtFool]

Paul Ackerman 70 wrote:

Blinks. Awesome.

I think you guys have come up with some great names thus far. Given that while we were in the hospital some chick named her triplets Earth Wind and Fire. Seriously.

I'm pretty sure I've got the name figured out... but I'm open to suggestions. :D

Ang?!

[Timitius]

Aberzombie wrote:

How about....Tim?

An excellent choice, sir. Excellent.

I threaten most friends who are due in September that if they deliver on the 15th (my B-day), then they MUST name the child Tim. Must. One couple had their son on the 14th, and I replied, "You win....this time."

It's true!

[Mothman]

Ackbar.

[Callous Jack]

Admiral Ackerman.

[Mothman]

"It's a trap!"

[Aberzombie]

"At that range, we won't last long against those Star Destroyers."