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Dang. That was the only response for which I prepared nothing.
STFU noob!
STFU noob!I...
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Dang. That was the only response for which I prepared nothing.
Backwards that 'boo nufts'. In Latvian that means 'I accept your teachings'. Trey got you, man. He got you and you didn't even know it. His influence courses through your mind, affects all outcomes.
Join us... join the Great Treyglomeration.
I had no idea I spoke Latvian. I am speaking in tongues!
Speaking in tongues requires:
a) A huge plexiglass coffin capable of easily holding a man.
b) 300 lbs of freshly severed tongue meat.
c) Have something to say.
The set-up is a b!tch, but once you're done you've got bragging rights.
As a vegetarian, I am impervious to your drive-through inquisition techniques! I can walk on the fry grease as if it were land! Behold the Me and give thanks.
HERETIC! VEGAN! TOFU EATER! Prepare the Cruciflex™ for this sinner my Inquisitor minions. Bread his hippy carcass and dip him in 400 degree canola oil until toasty brown and glistening!
I've already posted to this thread once. I find the fact that this thread did not grind to a stunned and respectful halt afterwards to be, well, frankly astounding. Do I need to spell it out for you plebeians?
I'm kind of a big deal.
HERETIC! VEGAN! TOFU EATER! Prepare the for this sinner my Inquisitor minions. Bread his hippy carcass and dip him in 400 degree canola oil until toasty brown and glistening!As a vegetarian, I am impervious to your drive-through inquisition techniques! I can walk on the fry grease as if it were land! Behold the Me and give thanks.
Like, man... canola oil causes cancer.
And hey, the Cruciflex™ worked wonders for my upper thighs and glutes as you tortured me. I definitely recommend it.
That's not actually Sebastian, it's a dopplezombie.
I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about. Neither do you, probably, but that's what you get for being a lesser being.
I walk into the room and bang, your brains are all pregnant wiff me thought babies.
Little did you know, I created the room you walked into.
Are you sure? He looks like me.And he posts like me too.
Okay, maybe he's a little nicer, I can see how that would throw people off.
"Niceness is for simpering wimpletons trying to get something off you in an indirect manner. ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE!" -- The Sebastian Way, volume VII
I walk into the room and bang, your brains are all pregnant wiff me thought babies.Little did you know, I created the room you walked into.
Little did you know the room I walked into that you created was created within a room I created. Picture within a picture.
Are you sure? He looks like me.
And he posts like me too.
Okay, maybe he's a little nicer, I can see how that would throw people off.
Of course, I'm you - but probably better.
I am taking time out of my fabulously exciting, rewarding day to try and help you all. I require no reward other than a silent acquiescence that what I say is completely true, and the ability to watch all of your lives blossom as you follow the lead provided by the many lessons I have learned over the years.
My friends, you are welcome.
Really now, but What about ME!!!!!!!!
I've already posted to this thread once. I find the fact that this thread did not grind to a stunned and respectful halt afterwards to be, well, frankly astounding. Do I need to spell it out for you plebeians?
I'm kind of a big deal.
** spoiler omitted **
Did I hear a mosquito buzz through here? Go swat that pest for me, my servants.
<Returns to his godlike repose.>
Really now, but What about ME!!!!!!!!
I'll have a Sam Adams please. Be quick about it.
HAHAHAHAAAAAA! OHOHOHOHO! HOOO HOOO HOO HHOOOOO!
aHAHAHAAHHHAAAAA!
Backwards that 'boo nufts'. In Latvian that means 'I accept your teachings'.
You're skirting dangerously close to making fun of my people. Watch it, bowser.
You're skirting dangerously close to making fun of my people. Watch it, bowser.
Backwards that 'boo nufts'. In Latvian that means 'I accept your teachings'.
Maybe I don't hear so good. Did you just say that Latvian mean wear skirts?
I'd pay real money to see that.
----Hands Kruelaid a Sam Adams----
Your poison sir.
Or about to eat some small Pac-Man pellets...
Let a ranger through, dammit!
Those... yep... rabbit turds brothers. He's a bunny if wolf's clothing. Aw. Bunnies. :)
BRAVO!!!! BRAVO SIR!!!! SHEER GENIUS!!!! HUZZAH!!!
I love that you have your very own McMahon.
He makes me funny.
Not hardly. You need an Ed like Johnny needed an Ed.
AH.....Ah....ah.....a.....aaaaaa.......
AH.....Ah....ah.....a.....aaaaaa.......
It wasn't that funny, a~~~!*%.
I remember Johnny said when Ed wants seafood, he passes out on the beach during high tide and lets the grunions run down his throat.
That's not bad.
OHOHOHOHOHOHO! A HAHAHAHAA! OHOHOHOHO!
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Too easy. Slam dunks like that.....just don't amuse me anymore.AH.....Ah....ah.....a.....aaaaaa.......It wasn't that funny, a~&&*@#.
Oh god, not another round of "I've got the best comeback in the world, but I'm not going to use it."
You've got nuthin.
Never have, never will.
OHOHOHOHOHOHO! A HAHAHAHAA! OHOHOHOHO!
I'm seriously going to punch you in the nutsack if you don't STFU.
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Too easy. Slam dunks like that.....just don't amuse me anymore.AH.....Ah....ah.....a.....aaaaaa.......It wasn't that funny, a~&&*@#.Oh god, not another round of "I've got the best comeback in the world, but I'm not going to use it."
You've got nuthin.
Never have, never will.
I don't need the last word. I'll prove it.
A HAHAHAHAHA! OHO! OHO! HEHEHEHEHE!!!
I remember Johnny said when Ed wants seafood, he passes out on the beach during high tide and lets the grunions run down his throat.
UHhhh! I can't get that picture out of head now. You've ruined my night sir.
Ick!
I...
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Dang. That was the only response for which I prepared nothing.
Here, I'll help you out. Here's something you probably expected.
I...
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Dang. That was the only response for which I prepared nothing.
Here, I'll help you out. Here's something you probably expected.
** spoiler omitted **
It's not true what you say.
Trey is superior. He is the only person who's superiority has been seconded by another poster. That's proof positive, so enough of your trickery, scaly critter thing. Join the Great Treyglomeration and know the face of perfection.
No wonder Heath has such a high post count, he talks to himself half the time.
Yeah. Also, he says 'ayup' quite a bit.
ayup.
STFU noob!I...
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Dang. That was the only response for which I prepared nothing.
Backwards that 'boo nufts'. In Latvian that means 'I accept your teachings'. Trey got you, man. He got you and you didn't even know it. His influence courses through your mind, affects all outcomes.
Join us... join the Great Treyglomeration.
Nice use of Babelfish.
Also, since it's backwards, that would mean the opposite.'Teachings your accept I'.
Not quite the same effect, is it?
Fight the tyrant! Fight the owl!
That's not actually Sebastian, it's a dopplezombie.Are you sure? He looks like me.
And he posts like me too.
Okay, maybe he's a little nicer, I can see how that would throw people off.
Yay! No more BellaSebastion!
