
Röne Bartön |

Röne Bartön wrote:If my mane were anywhere as impressive as Rapunzel's, I would have eluded the Snowpocalypse much sooner. One more week and I'd have to double up on the conditioner.What's so sad is that I really always do have to double up on conditioner. My dopplegiggity really knows me only too well.
BTW, Rapunzel wears a weave. Try and run your fingers through her hair. She will lose her mind on you!
I'd much rather her unweave the garments that hold back her blossoming bosom. It beckons fanservicing and my lack of a gentle touch.
Except for my hair. Only my hair gets my gentle touch. Everyone else? They get the hose.

Kajehase |

The Jade wrote:Röne Bartön wrote:If my mane were anywhere as impressive as Rapunzel's, I would have eluded the Snowpocalypse much sooner. One more week and I'd have to double up on the conditioner.What's so sad is that I really always do have to double up on conditioner. My dopplegiggity really knows me only too well.
BTW, Rapunzel wears a weave. Try and run your fingers through her hair. She will lose her mind on you!
I'd much rather her unweave the garments that hold back her blossoming bosom. It beckons fanservicing and my lack of a gentle touch.
Except for my hair. Only my hair gets my gentle touch. Everyone else? They get the hose.
Whose hose? Hoss'?

The Jade |

The Jade wrote:Does it get puffy and frizzy if you do not? If so do you have pictures? I need a laugh.Röne Bartön wrote:If my mane were anywhere as impressive as Rapunzel's, I would have eluded the Snowpocalypse much sooner. One more week and I'd have to double up on the conditioner.What's so sad is that I really always do have to double up on conditioner. My dopplegiggity really knows me only too well.
BTW, Rapunzel wears a weave. Try and run your fingers through her hair. She will lose her mind on you!
Rapunzel's weave after a steady rain looks like a moon sized tumbleweed.

The Jade |

Röne Bartön wrote:Whose hose? Hoss'?The Jade wrote:Röne Bartön wrote:If my mane were anywhere as impressive as Rapunzel's, I would have eluded the Snowpocalypse much sooner. One more week and I'd have to double up on the conditioner.What's so sad is that I really always do have to double up on conditioner. My dopplegiggity really knows me only too well.
BTW, Rapunzel wears a weave. Try and run your fingers through her hair. She will lose her mind on you!
I'd much rather her unweave the garments that hold back her blossoming bosom. It beckons fanservicing and my lack of a gentle touch.
Except for my hair. Only my hair gets my gentle touch. Everyone else? They get the hose.
Say that three times fast, backwards.

The Jade |

You guys need to make more, maybe like one a day or something.
I only wish it were so. :) That would be a full time job, and I think the rants would get shorter and shorter, but it would be a challenge.
Tomorrow we release episode 52 and announce the two winners of the Paizo giveaway from Episode fiddy. Each winner receives a copy of Vaughan's The Witchwar Legacy adventure and an incredibly rare advanced reader's copy copy of a book you reviewed, Mistress, Pathfinder Tales: Winter Witch. Just so happens the two winners are Paizo board reg'lars.

The Jade |

Röne Bartön |

Röne Bartön wrote:I need some fan servicing to inspire my mojo. Get the juices flowing. And the hair follicles stimulated. Invader Zim needs lost of caffeine.Oh, dear RoneClone, you poor power mad fool.
Au contraire, I must counter with this proposal.

The Jade |

The Jade wrote:Au contraire, I must counter with this proposal.Röne Bartön wrote:I need some fan servicing to inspire my mojo. Get the juices flowing. And the hair follicles stimulated. Invader Zim needs lost of caffeine.Oh, dear RoneClone, you poor power mad fool.
I. Had. No. Idea.

The Jade |

Episode 52 of Atomic Array has Michael Satran on once again, this time to talk about his latest HERO System adventure, Pretty Hate Machines.
For some strange reason, Ed thought it would somehow slide if he did the interview without me. Please tune in and judge his effort. I mean really judge it. I mean if he didn’t carry the show well on his own please let him know on this episode’s comment page. If you sound out against his outrageous conduct, he has to buy me something I want. Something that costs $83. >:)
We announce the two winners of the Paizo loot giveaway from Episode 50.
BlackWyrm Games: http://www.blackwyrm.com/
Michael Satran: http://michaelsatran.wordpress.com/
Ed’s Pick: Antichrist Superstar
Rone’s Rant: “The Shrinking Importance of Shrunken Credits”
Also Mentioned: Iron GM | TotalCon and Iron GM | Pacificon

Kajehase |

Dark_Mistress wrote:You guys need to make more, maybe like one a day or something.I only wish it were so. :) That would be a full time job, and I think the rants would get shorter and shorter, but it would be a challenge.
How short would it have to become before you'd need to end it on a pitiful meow rather than a roar?

The Jade |

The Jade wrote:How short would it have to become before you'd need to end it on a pitiful meow rather than a roar?Dark_Mistress wrote:You guys need to make more, maybe like one a day or something.I only wish it were so. :) That would be a full time job, and I think the rants would get shorter and shorter, but it would be a challenge.
<G> I suppose anything less than 90 seconds would constitute a meow cappable rant.

Mairkurion {tm} |

Heh-heh! I finally know what Taig meant by something now!
(Taig: I cut a number of asides out of my response...so be grateful!)
Also, Rone, I wasn't trying to cause trouble. I just remembered past signatures being a part of things, and couldn't remember what was up this time. I'm plenty thankful as things stand!

The Jade |

Great episode. The guest lecture at the end was odd, though. :)
Also, something was missing. I can't place what it was, though. Maybe Ed got the microphone squeak fixed? :P
I was the guest lecturer on my own show wasn't I? <Sniff>
As for the absence of the annoying nasal whine type frequency usually present during our interviews... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

The Jade |

Heh-heh! I finally know what Taig meant by something now!
(Taig: I cut a number of asides out of my response...so be grateful!)Also, Rone, I wasn't trying to cause trouble. I just remembered past signatures being a part of things, and couldn't remember what was up this time. I'm plenty thankful as things stand!
Rabble rouser! No worries! We'll see what can be done. :)

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Rabble rouser! No worries! We'll see what can be done. :)Heh-heh! I finally know what Taig meant by something now!
(Taig: I cut a number of asides out of my response...so be grateful!)Also, Rone, I wasn't trying to cause trouble. I just remembered past signatures being a part of things, and couldn't remember what was up this time. I'm plenty thankful as things stand!
Get him to sign it twice!

Rone Barton |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Howdy, Vaughan! Can't wait to get hold of your module! :DI may have to devalue said module ... until you prove your fan loyalty to me. What will it take for me to confer mercy? Exalt me.
Do you demand burnt offerings, blood sacrifice, or after sex breakfast, dark universe me?

The Jade |

Episode 53 of Atomic Array has author Russell Bailey on to talk about The Danse Macabre, the latest Vampire: The Requiem supplement from White Wolf Publishing.
Because a lot of folks I meet don’t really know much about Vampire, we asked Russel to offer up a primer for the uninitiated. Check it out.
White Wolf Publishing: http://www.white-wolf.com/
Advance copies of the Danse Macabre video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwixmWdEMAA
Ed’s Pick: The Addiction
Rone’s Rant: “Getting Up Early”

Röne Bartön |

You know what I dislike more than getting up early?
Vampires that sparkle. They cause me so much ire that I can't sleep at night because of my loathing of them that they force me to get out of bed and go to the bathroom to stare longingly at my luscious mane.
Except I have no reflection.
It's a conundrum.

Röne Bartön |

Who has time to listen? I have hair to manage. Lots of hair! I make general assumptions. I use the Internet as a vehicle to transmit them.
Now if I had a transcript service provided by my fans, then we'd be getting somewhere. But they're fickle. And all they want are prizes. Greed drives them. And what does that give me?
Not enough time to listen. This hair is a job.

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Episode 53 of Atomic Array has author Russell Bailey on to talk about The Danse Macabre, the latest Vampire: The Requiem supplement from White Wolf Publishing.
Yay!!! DL'd and CD'd already. Now the long wait until my drive to work tomorrow.

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The Jade wrote:Episode 53 of Atomic Array has author Russell Bailey on to talk about The Danse Macabre, the latest Vampire: The Requiem supplement from White Wolf Publishing.Yay!!! DL'd and CD'd already. Now the long wait until my drive to work tomorrow.
But what if I like oWoD?

The Jade |

flash_cxxi wrote:But what if I like oWoD?The Jade wrote:Episode 53 of Atomic Array has author Russell Bailey on to talk about The Danse Macabre, the latest Vampire: The Requiem supplement from White Wolf Publishing.Yay!!! DL'd and CD'd already. Now the long wait until my drive to work tomorrow.
S'all good, my man. Games exist to be liked. ;)