I'd like to know more of him too. I'll be making Merlokrep tougher with some templates, so it would be great to know something flavorful about Drazmorg, who is he and what is he capable of... Come on nic! Spill it!
I'm dying to know the identity of the mysterious benefactor who would so gleefully raise a kobold king from the dead!
It's me!
I AM DRAZMORG!!
I didn't think the Forsaken Tunnel had internet access, but I seem to be picking up somebody's WiFi signal LOL. Maybe Greypelt finally got a new cable guy in to fix the connection. The last one got eaten by a big spider or something, and Greypelt has been horrible about getting in exterminators.
He's a horrible neighbor, incidentally--big parties, lots of yowling and such. Long since due for eviction. One time I saw one of his wolf "buddies" change into a girl, who I'll hedge my bets was underage. The last thing I need is hellknights searching through my lair because ol' Greypelt has a thing for kids. He's almost as bad as Merlokrep's shaman--what was his name? "Eater of Crow"?--always talking about his next sacrifice like there was no tomorrow.
Glad I chased those ignorant shysters off of my level . . . and out of my complex now that they're all (un)dead.
But hey, why moan? Now I have free WiFi and don't have to keep buying beers I don't want off that Jak Crimmey guy just to keep my table. Dude gives me the creeps. 10gp says he eventually snaps and starts putting Dark Reaver powder in his drinks ROFL. The relative intelligence of the townsfolk suggests he's been dipping into his striped toadstool stock for a while now.
Seriously, 10gp. Any takers?
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But hey, why moan? Now I have free WiFi and don't have to keep buying beers I don't want off that Jak Crimmey guy just to keep my table. Dude gives me the creeps. 10gp says he eventually snaps and starts putting Dark Reaver powder in his drinks ROFL.
As long as he doesn't put any poison into those cinnamon-crusted flapjacks!
DEE-licious!
As long as he doesn't put any poison into those cinnamon-crusted flapjacks!
DEE-licious!
I don't think you have anything to worry about there . . . you see:
THE CINNAMON-CRUSTED FLAPJACKS ARE MADE OF PEOPLE.
So says the mighty Drazmorg!
This has been a wonderful little mini campaign so far and I'm about to get the Whispering Tyrant to finish it off. Maybe even a battle with the Lumber consortium.
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This has been a wonderful little mini campaign so far and I'm about to get the Whispering Tyrant to finish it off. Maybe even a battle with the Lumber consortium.
What level are your PCs that they're ready to face the Whispering Tyrant? That's a hardcore battle right there.
What level are your PCs that they're ready to face the Whispering Tyrant? That's a hardcore battle right there.
Two level 7's and a level 8. Though they play outside the box. Started this out as a way to help some of my newer players not only to help playtest PRPG but also to help them feel more secure in their gaming.
And oh my they took to it well. I've not played or DMed a group that has gone through a dungeon crawl so well and have the die roll come out so great for them. I was thinking of actually using the Whispering Tyrant as an end game kind of thing. TPK would be a good ending to this story arc but they may surprise me they have done so far.
You'll find out who animated the kobolds in Hungry Are the Dead. :)
You'll find out who animated the kobolds in Hungry Are the Dead. :)
Drazmorg coming to town in HUNGRY ARE THE DEAD...by Tim Hitchcock...the REAL sick genius behind Carnival of Tears. Rock!
Can't wait to read this one!
Cool! Thanks Sean!
I have been watching this post for a while now, patiently waiting for someone to drop a hint.
Does this mean that 'Hungry Are the Dead' is another Darkmoon Vale adventure?
Yeppers...from the sick mind of Hitchcock no less. FEAR!
... -trembling-