Kobolds Ate My Subject Line

[David Fryer]

I posted a new thread and while I can see where it is, The subject line has not appeared with the rest of the post. Can someone tell me what happened?

[Thread Slaad]

Uh...nothing...honest...nothing happened at all...
*shifty look*

[Gary Teter]

Most likely you've fallen victim to a temporary condition known as the messageboard latest ten hepped up on goofballs. This ailment used to be much worse and now occurs (I think) relatively rarely these days.

My guess is that it'll probably sort itself out in the next few minutes, if it hasn't already.

[Thread Slaad]

Gary Teter wrote:

Most likely you've fallen victim to a temporary condition known as the messageboard latest ten hepped up on goofballs. This ailment used to be much worse and now occurs (I think) relatively rarely these days.

My guess is that it'll probably sort itself out in the next few minutes, if it hasn't already.

*shifty look*

[Sharoth]

~comes in and then proceeds to STOMP the nasty kobolds~ Die! ~STOMP~ Die! Die! Die! ~STOMP! STOMP!! STOMP!!!~

[Thread Slaad]

Yes, kill the uh...kobolds...woo!

[Beaver Cleaver]

hey!
Kill da wabbit!
Eddie Haskell is a goon!

Boy is dad gonna ground me!

[Kruelaid]

Kobold rifle, check.

Bullets, check.

*BANG*

[Beaver Cleaver]

Red Ryder bb gun?

Run away!!!!!

[Callous Jack]

Beaver Cleaver wrote:

Red Ryder bb gun?

Of course! Why else would Kruelaid wear those big, goofy goggles?

[David Fryer]

Kruelaid wrote:

Kobold rifle, check.

Bullets, check.

*BANG*

I think we should stand back and let the kobolds and the smurfs fight it out.

[Beaver Cleaver]

I think they're cool.

[Callous Jack]

Kobolds are cool?

[Beaver Cleaver]

Kruelaid's glasses are cool.

[Callous Jack]

Beaver Cleaver wrote:

Kruelaid's glasses are cool.

Ah okay, thought you went crazy for a second there.

[Wally Wabbit]

Beaver Cleaver wrote:

Kill da wabbit!

Leave me out of this Beaver Boy!

[Callous Jack]

Wally Wabbit wrote:

Beaver Cleaver wrote:

Kill da wabbit!

Leave me out of this Beaver Boy!

You're both varmints, shouldn't you get along?

[Krome]

Kobolds, rabbits and beavers...

there is a joke there, but I ain't touching it!

[Beaver Cleaver]

Did they walk into a bar? Wha?

[Krome]

A Kobold, a rabbit and a beaver walk into a bar. The bar tender says...

fill it in guys let's see what black hole this leads to...

[David Fryer]

Krome wrote:

A Kobold, a rabbit and a beaver walk into a bar. The bar tender says...

...pointing to the kobold, we don't serve rodents here.

[Callous Jack]

Krome wrote:

A Kobold, a rabbit and a beaver walk into a bar.

They all say "Ouch!"

[Aberzombie]

Krome wrote:

A Kobold, a rabbit and a beaver walk into a bar. The bar tender says...

fill it in guys let's see what black hole this leads to...

Hey, come on now. There's no reason to insult rabbits and beavers by hinting that they'd willingly associate with a kobold.

[Callous Jack]

Let's get back to the original message of the OP and how we need to kill kobolds.

[Ungoded]

Krome wrote:

A Kobold, a rabbit and a beaver walk into a bar. The bar tender says...

Ayup.

[Krome]

Callous Jack wrote:

Let's get back to the original message of the OP and how we need to kill kobolds.

I have an Epic +5 Brilliant Energy Flaming Dwarven Axe... should do the trick.

[David Fryer]

Krome wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Let's get back to the original message of the OP and how we need to kill kobolds.

I have an Epic +5 Brilliant Energy Flaming Dwarven Axe... should do the trick.

I usually find that giving one pork chop to two kobolds tends to reduce their population by at least half.