Bella Sara Charter Superscriber
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Hi Paizo,
I recently got a box which I expected to contain the latest issue of Pathfinder. Instead, it was filled with these strange "Bella Sara" trading cards and a handwritten note from Cosmo. The note said
"Sebastian, this is my most favorite game ever, you will love it! Call me once you get this and we can talk about which horsey is our favorite. I really like Lilly Flowertoes. Sometimes, when I'm alone, I like to pretend that I am brushing her violet mane and smelling the sweet scent of lillies (LOL! That must be why her name is Lilly!). I will trade you a Mr. Pingleface for any Lilly Flowertoes you open!"
Besides the fact that the note is creepy, please observe that Cosmo is totally trying to scam the rarest and most powerful card in my Bella Sara deck. This sort of agression will not stand, Paizo. It will not stand.
Best,
Sebastian
~laughter~ Poor Bella Sara Fanboi!
Sebastian, you have a Lilly Flowertoes?! OMG! I've been trying to get that one for a year! I'm soooooo upset now. :..(
Horses don't have toes!
How do you know if they're covered with flowers!
Director of Sales
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I'm certain that I have no idea what you are talking about.
I mean...
Umm...
Nevermind.
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[Consults Magister Setne Inhetep]
It all finally makes sense. The plan and the dastardly consequences were all put into action by none other than Sebastian himself. Since Customer Service would be unable to solve the 'problem', Cosmo would have lost prestige in the eyes of Lisa and Vic, thus making it more likely to turn Cosmo out. At the same time, by 'converting' after the receipt of the Bella Sera cards, Sebastian could turn over a 'happier, friendler side' thus causing Lisa and Vic to further err and accept him as Cosmo's replacement. Of course, the conspiracy goes much further than that. Sebastian himself, though, was merely a Catspaw.
Loren Greenwood, CEO of WotC and unknown to all of us until this moment is actually the brother of Ed Greenwood was ultimately responsible for crafting the clever plan. He plans on destroying Golarion so he can 'rerelease' the original Realms to win back all the customers who were so upset about the 'recent changes'.
Finally, this matter can be laid to rest.
You know, Cosmo, even if you can't reveal who was the mastermind, you can tell us some people who weren't. Like James Jacobs. No way he could come up with such a devious plan. Now, maybe if it involved a Rick Roll.....
Well, I for one am glad that I did not come up with that idea. I would hate to feel the wrath of Sebastian as he gets his revenge. ~wicked smile~ However, I sure can enjoy the genuis of the person that thought it up!
Well, I for one am glad that I did not come up with that idea. I would hate to feel the wrath of Sebastian as he gets his revenge. ~wicked smile~ However, I sure can enjoy the genuis of the person that thought it up!
Freedom!!!!
~laughter~ YES!!! Let us rub it in! Humiliate the emo pony boi some more!
I'm not sure what annoys me more. A resurrected thread from nearly three years ago, or the fact I have just damaged important parts of my brain finding out what Bella Sara is.
Moonfairies? Dear God in heaven...
~LAUGHTER~
I'm still bitter.
~smirks~ Well, perhaps you can talk to the person that caused all this trouble...
...if you knew who that person was. ~wicked, toothy smile~ I am not telling who it was, unless you offer a large enough bribe.
My heart is saddened by the false hope of a Bella Sara Subscription.
Good thing this Collectible Keepsake Tin is large enough to catch my tears of Bella Letdown.
Sebastian! I am on your side, what with this debacle being brought up again after having lain fallow in a deep grave for so long. And to this impending battle...I bring this secret weapon.
Secret Weapon
You need only click here Sebastian to gain all the power you need to destroy your enemies!