Never forget the pie!
4/27/2008
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P.S. What kind of pie was it?
Although I'm committed to protecting the desserts of fellow paizonians, I really need to know what kind of pie it was, or I can't get as viscerally involved as I need to be to go orc hunting.
*Sheepishly hides pie behind back*
Me Kill Stupid Orcs! Me stab stupid Orcs! Me steal Pie from stupid orcs! ~looks around~ Me share pie!
I concur.
Nyuknyuknyuk!
~backs up into a 10 by 10 room and then sets the half eaten pie down on a box~ Share pie! Good pie!
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Although I'm committed to protecting the desserts of fellow paizonians, I really need to know what kind of pie it was, or I can't get as viscerally involved as I need to be to go orc hunting.
Twas a magical pie: Cherhubanapplepump. An epic level Artificer crafted it using the finest ingredients in all the land.
*Continues casting orc illusion while munching on pie*
Disbelieves kobold is real.
Ha, ha, very funny. Lemmings? KILL!
CHARGE!!!
Disbelieves reality is real.
Lemmings? Lemmings good in pie! Me eat lemmings! Here come food lemmings!
Although I'm committed to protecting the desserts of fellow paizonians, I really need to know what kind of pie it was, or I can't get as viscerally involved as I need to be to go orc hunting.Twas a magical pie: Cherhubanapplepump. An epic level Artificer crafted it using the finest ingredients in all the land.
::Pulls sword from its scabbard, brandishing it heavenward.::
I... I will fight for this pie.
Another note was just found:
u gays are viscous.-orc
Lemmings? Lemmings good in pie! Me eat lemmings! Here come food lemmings!
We see food. Yum.
*Flying Dire Lemmings eat goblin*
Lemmings? Lemmings good in pie! Me eat lemmings! Here come food lemmings!We see food. Yum.
*Flying Dire Lemmings eat goblin*
~runs in terror~ No! Lemmings no eat Gobbo! Lemmings no eat Gobbooooooo...... ~screams in terror as I am eaten by flying Lemmings~
.....mmmmmmBRAINS!
Disbelieves reality is real."String Theory Worshiper!" Ghost Goblin (making a slow recovery from an encounter with a Kobold) holds up a sign that says - Pie is anywhere but here!
Careful...there might be Ghostly Dire Lemmings afoot...
Jal Dorak: Disbelieves the Orc Illusion
Jal Dorak: *Rolls d20 = 1*Very well, I shall unleash my ultimate creation:
THE PIEFLAYER
...he will eat all pies.
*Runs away with real pie*
PIEFLAYER:Makes tentacle grapple on KC's pie.
KC: Rolls save. Rolls 1.
"Drat."
I just got a magazine in the mail that had a full page ad that had the name of some Rone Barton guy in it. Looks pretty good. I ordered too late to get a free adventure that also looked pretty good by some Adam Daigle guy, though.
Those famous guys must live the life. I bet they have like, like, can openers that run on electricity and stuff, that you don't even have to crank or anything.
Man, that would be something.
Oh well, better get back to work and stop daydreaming. An ordinary Joe like me'll never get to move in the same circles as those guys. Thank god for the funny papers!
Director of Narrative
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I bet they have like, like, can openers that run on electricity and stuff, that you don't even have to crank or anything.
Well, I can't speak for that Rone Barton fella, but I rarely get to eat canned food products because all I have is a hatchet and by the time I get the danged can open I've sprayed most of the contents across my kitchen cabinets.
Maybe I should do that kinda thing in the garage.
I bet they have like, like, can openers that run on electricity and stuff, that you don't even have to crank or anything.Well, I can't speak for that Rone Barton fella, but I rarely get to eat canned food products because all I have is a hatchet and by the time I get the danged can open I've sprayed most of the contents across my kitchen cabinets.
Maybe I should do that kinda thing in the garage.
Ever tried a maul/sledge combination? I find the spray pattern doesn't go so high on the walls, so I can pass it off as multicolored stucco wainscoting.
Only heathens eat orc pie.
I prefer kobold casserole meself.