There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Kobosmurf!!!
Kobosm[i][/i]rf!!!
Will you be quiet!
Snicker...
Points at KoboSmurf and laughs.
I think poor Kobold Smfer is starting to lose it.
'Just starting to'? Where have you been the last couple of...years?
KC the Kobold Smrf! He is so cute when he gets all upset!
I think poor Kobold Smfer is starting to lose it.'Just starting to'? Where have you been the last couple of...years?
Well, I do think you have two or three marbles left.
Well, I do think you have two or three marbles left.I think poor Kobold Smfer is starting to lose it.'Just starting to'? Where have you been the last couple of...years?
Oops, dropped them down the drain. Time to call the plumber...
YOU CAN NEVER MAKE ME SMÜRF!
FREEDOM!
YOU CAN NEVER MAKE ME SMÜRF!
FREEDOM!
How do you get that weird 'u'?
So, are the S/\/\[/i]RFS going to take over this thread, or what?
No. You wish to know why, then look in the next spoiler.
Oooh, such a cute wittle Kobold S/\/\RFER. Wook at him playing wif his wittle spells an such.
Hee hee hee...
FALL BACK AND RELEASE THE DIRE LEMMINGS!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!!
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Considering all the death threats... wouldn't Gary be more than in his power to add some code in order ensure that Kobold Cleaver, no matter which avatar he ever chooses, always appears as a the koboldic smurf?
That would be the stuff of legend, sez me.
I think you're thinking of Smurf Safari.
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Wasn't Handy Smurf a plumber?
Yeah, he could smurf out a smurfed elbow-joint faster than a ferret could smurf. You don't want a big smurf of mold growing up through the smurf boards of you mushroom house... once that smurf gets started, it's smurfin' impossible to get out.
Edit to add trivia: He was also in one of Papa Smurf's smurf films with Smurfette... "Smurf Jammin'." Although he did appear as Smurf Hungus in the credits.
CHARGE!!!
CHARGE!!!Hey look over there! A cliff to run off!
What? Must...resist...terrible urge...to...run off...
What? Must...resist...terrible urge...to...run off...CHARGE!!!Hey look over there! A cliff to run off!
(Kobold runs in and sues Callous Jack for trying to spread an urban myth, and informs the lemmings that they do not have to run off. The dire lemmings continue their charge)
Great, Tetr, just great. You're ridiculous smrf things have completely ruined the mood in a PbP I'm played in. Can you please fix this?
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Great, Tetr, just great. You're ridiculous smrf things have completely ruined the mood in a PbP I'm played in. Can you please fix this?
Oh, I bet the other players can cowboy up and chuckle past a little inconvenience like that... you're mostly only changed in color...
Great, Tetr, just great. You're ridiculous smrf things have completely ruined the mood in a PbP I'm played in. Can you please fix this?Oh, I bet the other players can cowboy up and chuckle past a little inconvenience like that... you're mostly only changed in color...
Still, I don't even know how it happened, and it doesn't really benefit a serious play-by-post very much.
You used the word "mushroom".
I'll dial it back Monday if you, umm, you know, stop threatening to kill me.
But...
...fine. Stupid mushroom.
Are you going to turn him into a kobold myconid, Gary?
Mushroom? You don't like mushrooms or something?
Mushroom? You don't like mushrooms or something?
Are you referring to the bratty kobold insulting Gary or me equating a mushroom with a bratty kobold? ;)
Mushroom? You don't like mushrooms or something?Are you referring to the bratty kobold insulting Gary or me equating a mushroom with a bratty kobold? ;)
Testing...
Mushroom.
EDIT: Grr...
Kobold runs up, points to The Jade, and says, "sic 'em!"
CHARGE!!!
"Hey, Wally!!!! Eddie Haskell turned me into a mushroom!"
** spoiler omitted **Mushroom? You don't like mushrooms or something?Are you referring to the bratty kobold insulting Gary or me equating a mushroom with a bratty kobold? ;)
Hey, wow... you're still a smurfbold. This is the coolest website on Earth.
If I were you I'd be nice to the big mushroom man, man. Otherwise he could turn your avatar into a fusion between a kobold and a dragon sphinc or somethin'.
Or worse... change the universal laws at Paizo.com so that explosive runes no longer function.
Knowing KC, the papers would have Explosive Runes written on them anyways...
Shh! Don't give away my secret!
Oh, and by the way, here are some forms for you to sign: