I rear-ended a car this morning.

[fray]

So there I am, alongside the road, and slowly the driver gets out of the car...... and you know how you just get so stressed - and then life seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it....... he was a DWARF !

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and yells, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!!!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well... Which one are you then?"

......and that's when the fight started.

[Timitius]

fray wrote:

So there I am, alongside the road, and slowly the driver gets out of the car...... and you know how you just get so stressed - and then life seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it....... he was a DWARF !

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and yells, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!!!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well... Which one are you then?"

......and that's when the fight started.

LOL!

You DIDN'T!!!

(Secretly wishes he were that clever....)

[Kobold Catgirl]

fray wrote:

So there I am, alongside the road, and slowly the driver gets out of the car...... and you know how you just get so stressed - and then life seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it....... he was a DWARF !

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and yells, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!!!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well... Which one are you then?"

......and that's when the fight started.

I know I should not laugh at this, but I can't help it!

[Fray Cleaver]

Bwahahaa!

[Kobold Catgirl]

Enough of that!

[Heathansson]

Dude, was this a joke or for real?

[Cosmo]

Heathansson wrote:

Dude, was this a joke or for real?

As much as I don't want fray to have actually gotten into a fender-bender and a fight...

I really hope this isn't a joke. :)

[Rookseye]

This is a pretty old joke, although if it actually happened it reaches a whole new level of hilarious...

[shamgar]

I've seen the joke before so I assume that's how it was intended...

[Mothman]

Heathansson wrote:

Dude, was this a joke or for real?

Man, if that's real, that's awesome.

[Fray Cleaver]

Enough of what?!?

[fray]

Yes, it's a joke... and it's a dam funny one at that!

I heard laughter from down the hall a minute or two after I emailed it out . From more than one person too... :)

[Heathansson]

It was like, I knew it had to be a joke, but what if it's real? What if this dude really got in a wreck today?......
Some sorta virtual gullibility.

[Rookseye]

I had heard the joke before and entertained the possibility it happened. It is a great joke to spring on the wife when you get home from work after a bad day and she asks you what is wrong. Really lightens the mood.

[Mike McArtor]

Rookseye wrote:

I had heard the joke before and entertained the possibility it happened. It is a great joke to spring on the wife when you get home from work after a bad day and she asks you what is wrong. Really lightens the mood.

I would try that with my girlfriend, but she's only 5'0" and doesn't take too kindly to short jokes from me.

If it works for you, though, all the merrier! ;D

[Andrew Betts]

Short jokes are my friend, I'm over a foot taller than my my wife and 6-8 inches taller than most of my friends :-D

[Heathansson]

How's the weather up there?

[Mike McArtor]

I bet you're awesome at basketball!

;D

[TheOcho]

I read that and laughed. Right after that I checked my email and had the following, it made me laugh to. Today is a good day!

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little
boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his
mouth and asked,

"Do you know what it is?"

"No, I don't," said the little boy.

"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom
before he goes to work."

That's when a little girl at the back of the room yelled,

"Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!!"