living forever is for the weak and faint of heart,
and I know you are neither."
"Crom," muttered the mighty warrior
, "You talk more than a drunken Hyrkanian midwife gossip!" He
exclaimed, leering at his presently verbose, yet sultry companion, as
he licked his smashed and bloodied lips. "By Crom! I
'm just not ready for a relationship now" Conan wept.
Sonya smiled. Her imagination was getting the better of her.
"Enough of this," spat Conan. "We must be off!" Conan
spurred his horse toward the coast, Red Sonja close behind.
Still, he could not help pondering what might occur should
the capricious winds becalm their vessel. The magnificent warrior woman
standing at the prow, wind blowing through her hair, was
an image Conan found most distracting.
Soon enough, their road
led them to the bustling, ramshackle port of Hoon, where
Conan could recruit hot-blooded corsairs for their hazardous voyage.
There was a ship waiting in the village of Ixit...
Melancholy overcame the stoic Cimmerian for a brief moment: "Belit,..."
Sir_Wulf wrote: There was a ship waiting in the village of Ixit... Maybe Hoon is Ixit's port? Or maybe Hoon is the harbormaster of the Port of Ixit, and an old friend of Conan's? Or maybe Conan fears an ambush in Ixit? The possibilities are limitless...
He would never again meet so bold a mariner as
Presumably, the village of Ixit has its drawbacks. No good Chinese food, for example...
the Queen of the Black Coast. Conan looked about, then
sniffed the air, catching a subtle scent, familiar but old.
"Crom. I'd know that fetid stench anywhere. Thoth Amon has
summoned some foul demon from the Void to devour our
flesh! Conan drew his Aquilonian broadsword, and like a panther
sprung to the attack. Sure enough, a foul creature from
unmeasured gulfs of blackness writhed into existence before them, noisome
Conan, as written by H.P. Lovecraft...
appendages with gaping maws gibbering incoherently in sounds not meant
for mortal men to hear. Conan gave a savage snarl
and threw himself at the monstrosity. Cutting through sinew and
gelid, unearthly tissue, his blade tore through the shapeless horror's
what would be considered a neck, or one of many
vague, tentacular forms that he perhaps only imagined as necks
. The hideous thing's alien flesh seemed to heal almost as
the adamant blade sliced the writing flesh, knitting with a
sickening, high-pitched sound that shook Sonja to the depths of
her innards. As the Cimmerian rained down a deluge of
eldritch sushi, the beast's tendrils of unutterable horror regenerated with
ever-increasing power.
The mighty Cimmerian found his strength faltering,
when his companion, not for an instant daunted by the
tentacled horror, the festering, cancerous extrusion of quivering viscera and
a singularly unrequited spite from eons past, came marauding at
the beast with her blade drawn. "By the Goddess, die!"
The savage purity of her primal rage cut through its
ribcage and the demon's gut spilled forth in a mass
like a catharsis achieved after a long slurry of woeful
overboiled tripe. The abomination dissolved into a vile pool of
ichor at their sandaled feet. Sonja gloated, amused at Conan's
fastidious avoidance of the mess, like a perfumed Aquilonian fop
Conan wiped his blade clean and looked at Sonja. "Crom!"
"Step in front of my swing again and I'll cut...
you lass, in half! go now by Crom!, get to
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