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After magazine cancellations and edition changes, through Adventure Paths, contested products and contests, you have always been there for me. May the deity of your choice bless each and every one of you that post here and brighten my day or enlighten me in some way!
okeeeydee yousa a okay in my book too crazzee prey mantis man.
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Really, I couldn't have asked for a better demon.
He's got the best of jokes and will play hop-scotch with me all day long.
Why once, he even brought home a large cardboard box (from like a refrigerator or something) and we made a 74' Hemi Cuda out of it and cruised around the living room asking my wife for directions on how to get to the nearest topless bar.
Good times.
Good times....
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I had to build a massive walk-in closet to hide my demon.
I named him Smitty.
He rocks.
Actually WotC has reclassified Smitty as a devil and relocated his plane of existance. And renamed him as Slutty after changing her gender. And we must not forget the boobies....
He doesn't rock.
She is Kewl.
Actually I think Smitty is a 2nd Edition demon, and therefore immune to WotC reclassifications...
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I had to build a massive walk-in closet to hide my demon.
I named him Smitty.
He rocks.
Actually WotC has reclassified Smitty as a devil and relocated his plane of existance. And renamed him as Slutty after changing her gender. And we must not forget the boobies....
He doesn't rock.
She is Kewl.
Smitty can't be tamed by WotC or anyone. Beside, demon..devil..they're all the same to me. Evil monster guy not from Texas.
Normal is boring. Actually I always suspect that folks that try to be the most normal hide the biggest demons.
PREACH IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS! and then rollerblade down the roof, catch some air, land in a loungechair and ask the nearest person for a JuicyJuice.
That's what Id do.
If I had rollerblades, or if they let me outside for more than 15 minutes...
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Director of Narrative
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Which deity, what version of bless, and what CL? (Oh, and have any dinky metamagic feats been applied to it?
EDIT:
Okay, 'the deity of your choice', but the other questions still stand?
Well, the blessings coming from Reverend Daigle are of the Daigle version, have a CL Daigle and are cast as if the caster had the Daigle template. I hope that clears nothing up. Cheers! (and thanks)
Due to my infernal ranking, I get a discount on JuicyJuices.
~chime~
Danzig wrote this song about me.
I think I may have touched upon this at some point on the boards, but I have the auspicious / dubious honor of having been spit upon by Danzig, at the State Theater in Detroit in 95’ or 96’ (it escapes me now, but it was the same night I shook hands with Marilyn Manson while he was wearing (only) rubber underwear).
Update: Yeah, it was 1995; Korn opened. Good show.
Mmmmm....vomit
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Hah!
Even Danzig Wanna Speak Spanish
I love this. Too funny.
That's the funniest damn thing ever! I wish they played that on MTV. I might actually watch it.
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That's the funniest damn thing ever! I wish they played that on MTV. I might actually watch it.Hah!
Even Danzig Wanna Speak Spanish
I love this. Too funny.
I know. I can't stop watching it. Whoever put it together did one hell of a job editing and not to shabby of a Danzig impersonation.
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I think I may have touched upon this at some point on the boards, but I have the auspicious / dubious honor of having been spit upon by Danzig, at the State Theater in Detroit in 95’ or 96’ (it escapes me now, but it was the same night I shook hands with Marilyn Manson while he was wearing (only) rubber underwear).
Update: Yeah, it was 1995; Korn opened. Good show.
That sounds like a pretty bad ass show.
No fair, all my demons just look like my family...oh.
<-------- I think I resemble Tom Cruise.
Kill da wabbit!
*Tries to shoot Heathy with cork*
Blast! Missed again!
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Is that what you call that breakfast?** spoiler omitted **** spoiler omitted **
Care for some Explosive Runes (TM) Brand Coffee?
Care for some Explosive Runes (TM) Brand Coffee?
I think I've tried that brand. Usually kicks in just as you get on the expressway.