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- Ian MacKaye, reprimanding a violent audience, 1992.– Leopold Stokowski, English-born U.S. conductor, reprimanding a talkative audience, May 1967
"I saw you two guys earlier at the Good Humor truck, and you were eating your ice cream like little boys, and I thought, 'Those guys aren't so tough! They're eating ice cream.' I saw you eating an ice-cream cone, pal... You're bad now, you think you're bad now, but I saw you... That's the shit you can't hide. You eat ice cream; everybody knows it. Ice-cream-eating motherf*%$er, that's what you are."
- Guy Picciotto, reprimanding the same violent audience, five seconds later.

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Bitter Thorn |

Today we mourn the passing of an old friend. Common Sense lived a long life, but died recently in the United States. No one really knows how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He selflessly devoted his life to service in schools, hospitals, homes, and factories, helping folks get jobs done without fanfare and foolishness. For decades, petty rules, silly laws, and frivolous lawsuits held no power over Common Sense. He was credited with cultivating such valued lessons as to know when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, and that life isn't always fair.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn), reliable parenting strategies (the adults are in charge, not the kids), and it's okay to come in second. A veteran of the Industrial Revolution, the Great Depression, and the Technological Revolution, Common Sense survived cultural and educational trends including body piercing, whole language, and "new math".
But his health declined when he became infected with the "If-it-only-helps-one-person-it's-worth-it" virus. In recent decades his waning strength proved no match for the ravages of well-intentioned but
overbearing regulations.
He watched in pain as good people became ruled by self-seeking lawyers. His health rapidly deteriorated when schools endlessly implemented zero-tolerance policies. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with
sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, a teen suspended for taking a swig of mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
It declined even further when schools had to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student, but could not inform the parent when a female student was pregnant or wanted an abortion.
Common Sense lost his will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, criminals received better treatment than victims, and federal judges stuck their noses into everything from the Boy Scouts to professional sports.
Finally, when people, too stupid to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, were awarded a huge settlement, Common Sense threw in the towel.
As the end neared, Common Sense drifted in and out of logic, but was kept informed of developments regarding questionable regulations such as those for low flow toilets, rocking chairs, and stepladders.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two step-siblings: My Rights, and Ima Whiner.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized that Common Sense was gone...

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Some more of Blake's Proverbs of Hell:
What is now proved was once only imagin'd.
Every thing possible to be believ'd is an image of truth.
Listen to the fools reproach! it is a kingly title!
The crow wish'd every thing was black, the owl, that every thing was white.
Truth can never be told so as to be understood, and not be believ'd.
From Murphy's Laws of Combat:
The important things are always simple; the simple things are always hard.
No plan survives initial contact.
Try to look unimportant. The enemy may be low on ammo.
If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.
Combat always occurs on the ground between two adjoining maps.

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Dr. Rodney McKay - "The grappling hook didn't work because the hook wouldn't hold our weight in the soil; the crates didn't work because Sam was too heavy..."
Col. Samantha Carter - (looks at him indignantly)
Rodney McKay - "Oh, well, we all would've been, I mean our weight in general. Nothing to do with you, you just... I mean, you're in very good shape, seriously. You have like, uh, the perfect body."
Dr. Jennifer Keller - (glares at him)
Dr. Rodney McKay - "Oh, not that you don't. Oh, no, no no, I realise that your bodies are different and, uh, uh, maybe that would mean that I think that your body is imperfect but that is not the case. No, no no, far, far, far from it. That is a sweet... uh, which is to say, I mean, it would be impossible for me to choose which of you..."
Col. Samantha Carter - "Rest assured, you're never gonna have to."
Dr. Jennifer Keller - "Aww, if we kept quiet he probably would have gone on like that forever..."
Dr. Rodney McKay - "I... I'm sorry, what I mean is that you have..."
Col. Samantha Carter - "Rodney, stay on topic."
Dr. Rodney McKay - "Right. Where was I?"

Bitter Thorn |

Dr. Rodney McKay - "The grappling hook didn't work because the hook wouldn't hold our weight in the soil; the crates didn't work because Sam was too heavy..."
Col. Samantha Carter - (looks at him indignantly)
Rodney McKay - "Oh, well, we all would've been, I mean our weight in general. Nothing to do with you, you just... I mean, you're in very good shape, seriously. You have like, uh, the perfect body."
Dr. Jennifer Keller - (glares at him)
Dr. Rodney McKay - "Oh, not that you don't. Oh, no, no no, I realise that your bodies are different and, uh, uh, maybe that would mean that I think that your body is imperfect but that is not the case. No, no no, far, far, far from it. That is a sweet... uh, which is to say, I mean, it would be impossible for me to choose which of you..."
Col. Samantha Carter - "Rest assured, you're never gonna have to."
Dr. Jennifer Keller - "Aww, if we kept quiet he probably would have gone on like that forever..."
Dr. Rodney McKay - "I... I'm sorry, what I mean is that you have..."
Col. Samantha Carter - "Rodney, stay on topic."
Dr. Rodney McKay - "Right. Where was I?"
LMFAO!

Bitter Thorn |

I'm frankly sick and tired of the political preachers across this country telling me as a citizen that if I want to be a moral person, I must believe in "A," "B," "C" and "D." Just who do they think they are? And from where do they presume to claim the right to dictate their moral beliefs to me?
And I am even more angry as a legislator who must endure the threats of every religious group who thinks it has some God-granted right to control my vote on every roll call in the Senate. I am warning them today: I will fight them every step of the way if they try to dictate their moral convictions to all Americans in the name of "conservatism."
- Barry Goldwater, addressing the United States Senate in 1981
:) :p

Godwin's Law Nazi |

"[I was] baffled when Hitler raised his arm in the Nazi salute and said, 'Heil Hitler.' After a moment's thought, [I] raised my own arm in an identical salute and proclaimed, 'Heil Meinertzhagen'."
- from Col. Richard Meinertzhagen's (most likely partly fictional) journal
And we were doing so well.

Steven Purcell |

“It is an equal failing to trust everybody and to trust nobody.”
– Thomas Fuller (1654-1734)

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I'm frankly sick and tired of the political preachers across this country telling me as a citizen that if I want to be a moral person, I must believe in "A," "B," "C" and "D." Just who do they think they are? And from where do they presume to claim the right to dictate their moral beliefs to me?
And I am even more angry as a legislator who must endure the threats of every religious group who thinks it has some God-granted right to control my vote on every roll call in the Senate. I am warning them today: I will fight them every step of the way if they try to dictate their moral convictions to all Americans in the name of "conservatism."
- Barry Goldwater, addressing the United States Senate in 1981
Now that's a man I would vote for.

Steven Purcell |

“Never swear, for that is a crime without excuse as there is no pleasure in it.”
– The Atlantic Monthly Almanac, 1926

Bitter Thorn |

– Malcolm Ritter, San Francisco Chronicle, Oct. 25, 1993
In my personal experience most men express their greatest regret on their death beds in terms of wishing they had been better husbands and fathers. To quote a man I have great respect for,"I have ministered to literally hundreds of men on their death beds, and not one of them has told me he wished he spent more time at work.".

Bitter Thorn |

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:I'm frankly sick and tired of the political preachers across this country telling me as a citizen that if I want to be a moral person, I must believe in "A," "B," "C" and "D." Just who do they think they are? And from where do they presume to claim the right to dictate their moral beliefs to me?Now that's a man I would vote for.
And I am even more angry as a legislator who must endure the threats of every religious group who thinks it has some God-granted right to control my vote on every roll call in the Senate. I am warning them today: I will fight them every step of the way if they try to dictate their moral convictions to all Americans in the name of "conservatism."
- Barry Goldwater, addressing the United States Senate in 1981
Really ?!?

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Really ?!?
GRRR!!! Ate my post.
Reader's Digest version:
Yes, I would. You need not be relgious to be moral. It's amazing how peoples attitudes on your personal morality change when they find out you're an atheist (even though you've been an atheist the whole time...the only difference is now they know).
That statement by AuH2O sums up how i feel about all those high and mighty hypocritical religious zealots that try to dictate how everyone else must live.
Religious organizations have no place trying to dicatate public policy and any who do should have their tax exempt status pulled.

Steven Purcell |

“Partial culture runs to the ornate, extreme culture to simplicity.”
– Christian Bovee (1820-1904)

Steven Purcell |

“The more unintelligent a man is, the less mysterious existence seems to him.”
– Arthur Schopenhauer