Skarsnikt – Exposure to a non-kreen diet alters the composition of your saliva.
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Ka-Chik-Chik-Ka – You learn to augment your arrows with the force of your will.
Benefit: To use this feat, you must expend your psionic focus. Your ranged attack deals +2d6 points of damage. You must decide whether or not to use this feat prior to making an attack. If your attack misses, you still expend your psionic focus.
Holdrus – Your body taps inner reserves you didn’t know existed.
Benefit: You naturally heal a number of hit points per day equal to the standard healing rate + double your Constitution bonus. You heal even if you do not rest. This healing replaces your normal natural healing. If you are tended successfully by someone with the Heal skill, you instead regain double the normal amount of hit points + double your Constitution bonus.
Aso – Regular charges and countercharges have taught you to gain the upper hand on those who attempt to run you down.
Benefit: You get a +4 dodge bonus to Armor Class against charge attacks. If a charging opponent fails to make a successful attack against you, you gain an immediate attack of opportunity. This feat does not grant you more attacks of opportunity than you are normally allowed in a round. If you are flat-footed or otherwise denied your Dexterity bonus to Armor Class, you do not gain the benefit of this feat.
Shrenker – Necessity is the mother of invention.
As a move action, you can create a semisolid blade composed of psychic energy distilled from your own mind. The weapon is identical in all ways (except visually) to a dagger or gauntlet of a size appropriate for its wielder. The wielder of a mind weapon gains the usual benefits to his attack roll and damage roll from a high Strength bonus.
The weapon can be broken (it has hardness 10 and 10 hit points); however, you can simply create another on your next move action. The moment you relinquishes your grip on his blade, it dissipates. A mind weapon is considered a magic weapon for the purpose of overcoming damage reduction.
You can use feats such as Power Attack or Combat Expertise in conjunction with the mind weapon just as if it were a normal weapon. You can also choose mind blade for feats requiring a specific weapon choice, such as Weapon Specialization. Powers or spells that upgrade weapons can be used on a mind weapon.
Even in places where psionic effects do not normally function (such as within a null psionics field), you can attempt to sustain your mind weapon by making a DC 20 Will save. On a successful save, you maintain your mind weapon for a number of rounds equal to his class level before you need to check again. On an unsuccessful attempt, the mind weapon vanishes. As a move action on your turn, you can attempt a new Will save to rematerialize your mind weapon while you remains within the psionics negating effect.
coolness; am a ruff tough feathered creampuff now :)
Ka-Chik-Chik-Ka – You learn to augment your arrows with the force of your will.
** spoiler omitted **
"Hrrrmmm...I'm like...Psylocke, 'cept ugly."
Radik - Where the body is weak, your iron psyche compensates.
Benefit: You heal ability damage and ability burn damage more quickly than normal. You heal a number of ability points per day equal to 1 + your Constitution bonus.
Normal: You heal ability damage and ability burn damage at a rate of 1 point per day.
MalaKi – Your devotion pushes you onward where others would hesitate.
<Mental Applause>
"Hrrrmmm...I'm like...Psylocke, 'cept ugly."
"No one asked your opinion, did they."
"The iron maiden asked me if that dress made her look fat. Want me to turn that frown upside down, rudeboy?"
Spaaaaaaaaaang!
A lambent dirk appears in my hand from the aether of nowhere.
Ask the dm, too. I can do that. I'm not joking.
"I'll split yer gizzard, sickboy."
I better take it easy. I rolled 2 h.p. at levelup.
Gratitude Declaration: This one thank the eye in sky. Thanks you, eye in sky!
Picks lice off his nutsack.
"F...f...f...f... what the frick are w...w...w...we waitin' fer?"
Aggressively picks the sandstorm boogers out of his nose.
Starts scraping crap off Lady Onyx in the sand.
Kirrish continues chatting up his new ladyfriend.
"So, how do you feel about filthy tricksy long-ears? Yeah, I think they're pretty tasty."
Radik tries to kick sand in Aso's face, but the halfling jumps out of the way.
<sniffs at the land crawlers interactive interplay and preens her feathers>
<<gm? were you putting us all together, are we all together now?>>
After rolling wide of the spray of sand, Aso start scraping the doodoo out of the etching on the handle.
"N...n...n...n...not feelin' too ch...ch...ch...chatty...eh? L...l...l...little b...b...b...black ho."
"I've got a mind knife, for Radik.....hrrrrmmm...."
"I've got a mind knife, for Radik.....hrrrrmmm...."
"I have two real knives for you."
"Anyone w...w...w...wanna shit on my kn...n...n...knife?"
"Anyone w...w...w...wanna s*&& on my kn...n...n...knife?"
"Go f#@! yourself. Don't take that literally."
"Anyone w...w...w...wanna s&~* on my kn...n...n...knife?"
"Did you say 'sit?'"
"I've got a mind knife, for Radik.....hrrrrmmm....""I have two real knives for you."
"I've got two for you, smegma."
flips him the British two-fingers.
you land walkers are very strange; constantly hen pecking each other as if you eggs have been stolen; very strange.
"I've got a mind knife, for Radik.....hrrrrmmm....""I have two real knives for you.""I've got two for you, smegma."
flips him the British two-fingers.
"I'm going to cut your fingers off. They won't grow back."
Let's play "choose your own quest," motherf$~$er.
Comeback #1:
Comeback #2:
Choose wisely.
<= looks around to get a grasp of the situation; where is everyone and what is going on.
Me and Radik are off to the side, verbally abusing eachother.
Hanging with Shenker. Still need to level.