Thank you ....

[brent norton]

I just received my Pathfinder #4 today, and to my surprise I got this crazy little christmas card. The song is great as well as the art work. Thank you for the smile.

[N1NJ4]

I must chime in here! I got my issue last night and the card was great! High-quality, and a real keeper unlike most cards I receive on special occasions. It left me feeling all warm and fuzz- oh wait, no, I'm just on fire.

Happy (Goblin) Holiday Paizo! We love the work you do. ; )

[Warforged Goblin]

True story! In a time of political correctness (Ramahanakwaanzmas), it's soothing to know that there are still people out there who just want to set things on fire and get presents. Happy Goblindays!

[Cpt_kirstov]

N1NJ4 wrote:

I must chime in here! I got my issue last night and the card was great! High-quality, and a real keeper unlike most cards I receive on special occasions. It left me feeling all warm and fuzz- oh wait, no, I'm just on fire.

Happy (Goblin) Holiday Paizo! We love the work you do. ; )

question: do goblin societies allow for holidays? If so what do they celebrate

[KaeYoss]

They celebrate the day they ate Baby Jesus. Well, they say they ate Baby Jesus. If you ask me, it was just some random baby they found in a cradle somewhere. Cheating little bastards.

I hear they have that ritual where their high priest christens some kid "Jesus" - and their holy water is barbeque sauce.

The Pope is handing out goblin bane swords as we speak.

[Huzzaher]

Goblins don't have set holidays, because they requires some way of keeping track of days, which is difficult without forms of written language and a natural affinitity for having everything over a hundred as "lots."

If Goblins have a Druid, or other nature-aligned type, they might celebrate solstices and equinoxes, and maybe any celestial changes like eclipses that might happen. These are usually celebrated by teh Goblins doing whatever teh Druid says as they pretend they're controlling nature.

Other Goblin Holidays, like the weeklong feast days of "We-Caught-a-Merchant-Train-in-the-Easilly-Ambushed-Pass" tend to be spontaneous, and celebrations of pure, blind luck.

If Goblins live close to settlements that have large, noisy celebrations, Goblins tend to have hastilly planned parody celebrations taht usually center about robbing empty houses and mooching off the party trash.

[Halimath]

KaeYoss wrote:

They celebrate the day they ate Baby Jesus. Well, they say they ate Baby Jesus. If you ask me, it was just some random baby they found in a cradle somewhere. Cheating little bastards.

I hear they have that ritual where their high priest christens some kid "Jesus" - and their holy water is barbeque sauce.

The Pope is handing out goblin bane swords as we speak.

That was too funny.

[Clive]

I didn't get a card with mine :(

[Eyebite]

Got my Holiday Card today too!

Thanks guys.

[Vic Wertz]

Clive wrote:

I didn't get a card with mine :(

Any chance it slipped between the pages?

[DM Jeff]

Here here! Happy Holidays to everyone at Paizo back for a great laugh and lighting of spirits last night when opening the mail!

Cheers to you all, folks!

-DM Jeff

[Zurai]

Vic Wertz wrote:

Clive wrote:

I didn't get a card with mine :(

Any chance it slipped between the pages?

I didn't get my card either - and I've thoroughly checked both issues in my shipment as well as the other extras (Paizo summer '07 catalog, City of the Beast excerpt, and Science Fiction Book Club offer). I've also stuck my hand in the envelope and said as many command words as I could think of, just in case it was an envelope of holding or Heward's Handy Envelope.

:(

[Clive]

Vic Wertz wrote:

Clive wrote:

I didn't get a card with mine :(

Any chance it slipped between the pages?

Nope, wasn't in any of the pages. Not a big deal, but was just curious what it was.

[PandaGaki]

Card

For those who lost or haven't gotten a card in time for the holidays, I found it on Drew Pocza's blog.

[carmachu]

have to chime in....the card is freaking awesome!

[Clive]

Sorry to revive this thread. I'd just like to say that my card DID come when everybody else got theres. My wife, however, checked the mail, put it somewhere, and completely forgot about it. Even when I asked her specifically if there was a Christmas card from Paizo with the shipment, she said no. Anyways, it turned up the other day and my wife said "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you about that."

Urgh.

So thanks Paizo! The card was awesome!