Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-yah!
*Whacks psycho guy in black toilet paper*
Dang ninjas. We been seeing a lot of them lately...
Is that what I stepped in on the way into the office?
December 5th, Baby!
Cool! I am putting on my ninja, combat clothes now. I hope I don't get arrested.
Is that what I stepped in on the way into the office?
Ewe!
Status Report, Boss: Three pirates have been "talked to." I'll have better numbers after lunch.
(jumps out of sake cup, two sai in hand.)
Ha ha!
*Swats guy in blue toilet paper*
Minions! The 'ninjas' are evolving into blue toilet paper-guys! Kill them!*Sips refreshing ninjablood wine*
Yuk.
(jumps out of sake cup, two sai in hand.)
Ha ha!
Ugh...Mike....hate to tell you this, but if Heathansson was hiding in your cup...then that wasn't sake!
I'd like to apply for the position of undead, stealthy, martial artist minion....
** Looks out the window and realizes that it is snowing in New Jersey ** Well, they shouldn't be too hard to find today.
** Gets out can of Raid and fly-swatter **
There seems to be an infestation.
Gahhhhhh! Damn...I stepped on another one. Where's the napkins.....
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I'd like to apply for the position of undead, stealthy, martial artist minion....
Let's do the interview, then...
1. Have you tried to kill me lately?
2. Have you tried to kill a pirate lately?
2b. Did you succeed?
3. Are you willing to obey the ninja master (i.e., me)?
4. Will you support Gninja and Gninjita in their missions?
4. Will you support Gninja and Gninjita in their missions?
Yeah, we're missionaries.
I know a guy named Jubei that will take the job for 100 gold pieces. :)
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I'd like to apply for the position of undead, stealthy, martial artist minion....Let's do the interview, then...
1. Have you tried to kill me lately?
2. Have you tried to kill a pirate lately?
2b. Did you succeed?
3. Are you willing to obey the ninja master (i.e., me)?
4. Will you support Gninja and Gninjita in their missions?
click click
The ninja radio bomb in Zombie's left nasal sinus goes off.
I'd like to apply for the position of undead, stealthy, martial artist minion....Let's do the interview, then...
1. Have you tried to kill me lately?
2. Have you tried to kill a pirate lately?
2b. Did you succeed?
3. Are you willing to obey the ninja master (i.e., me)?
4. Will you support Gninja and Gninjita in their missions?
click click
The ninja radio bomb in Zombie's left nasal sinus goes off.
*Sigh*
There goes another manipulated slave...*Whacks annoying were-poodle and drops big remote with a sticky not on it that says 'Bigg seecrett ningah bomm reemot' given to him by a lycanthrope poodle*
"Wow! What's this!"
(Says the were-poodle as he picks up a remote with sticky not on it)
Neth ninja comes rolling out of the darkness launching a barrage of throwing stars and a hornets nest at the unsuspecting kobold...
Yup...missionaries..."Would you like a complimentary Pixie Stick with your pamphlet entitled '10 Ways to Identify a Pirate?'"
Neth ninja comes rolling out of the darkness launching a barrage of throwing stars and a hornets nest at
Watch it, psycho! You're hurting my fish!
*idly surveys the havoc from above, safe from discovery even while flying due to the SEP field*
*Casts Summon Tasty Iron Dragon I*
"Gosh! What are you doing here, Kassil? Oh well...?"*Munches tasty dragon*
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Neth ninja comes rolling out of the darkness launching a barrage of throwing stars and a hornets nest atWatch it, psycho! You're hurting my fish!
*idly surveys the havoc from above, safe from discovery even while flying due to the SEP field**Casts Summon Tasty Iron Dragon I*
"Gosh! What are you doing here, Kassil? Oh well...?"
*Munches tasty dragon*
*quietly thankful that the other silvery-grey metallic-types all get mistaken for him and keeps soaring way above*
*quietly thankful that the other silvery-grey metallic-types all get mistaken for him and keeps soaring way above*Neth ninja comes rolling out of the darkness launching a barrage of throwing stars and a hornets nest atWatch it, psycho! You're hurting my fish!
*idly surveys the havoc from above, safe from discovery even while flying due to the SEP field**Casts Summon Tasty Iron Dragon I*
"Gosh! What are you doing here, Kassil? Oh well...?"
*Munches tasty dragon*
*Resigns himself to be unable to eat the iron dragon and sends fireball that kills all dragon-like thingies except for Kobold Cleaver, the caster*
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*quietly thankful that the other silvery-grey metallic-types all get mistaken for him and keeps soaring way above**Resigns himself to be unable to eat the iron dragon and sends fireball that kills all dragon-like thingies except for Kobold Cleaver, the caster*
"Such a wast of a perfectly good meal, too..."
*plane shifts away at the approach of the fireball*
I'm not an iron dragon! *voop*
*quietly thankful that the other silvery-grey metallic-types all get mistaken for him and keeps soaring way above**Resigns himself to be unable to eat the iron dragon and sends fireball that kills all dragon-like thingies except for Kobold Cleaver, the caster*
"Such a wast of a perfectly good meal, too..."*plane shifts away at the approach of the fireball*
I'm not an iron dragon! *voop*
Read the DRAGON! You are!
Since I'm more of a Pirate fan, I'm posting today.
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Read the DRAGON! You are!*quietly thankful that the other silvery-grey metallic-types all get mistaken for him and keeps soaring way above**Resigns himself to be unable to eat the iron dragon and sends fireball that kills all dragon-like thingies except for Kobold Cleaver, the caster*
"Such a wast of a perfectly good meal, too..."*plane shifts away at the approach of the fireball*
I'm not an iron dragon! *voop*
That's just an error on the artist's side. There weren't any icons that matched the look precisely, so I went with what I had available. *shifty*
No. Ewe!Is that what I stepped in on the way into the office?Ewe!Ewe?
Gnu.
Gninja gnus.
Gnutty gnefarious blue dragon.
That's just an error on the artist's side. There weren't any icons that matched the look precisely, so I went with what I had available. *shifty*Read the DRAGON! You are!*quietly thankful that the other silvery-grey metallic-types all get mistaken for him and keeps soaring way above**Resigns himself to be unable to eat the iron dragon and sends fireball that kills all dragon-like thingies except for Kobold Cleaver, the caster*
"Such a wast of a perfectly good meal, too..."*plane shifts away at the approach of the fireball*
I'm not an iron dragon! *voop*
Well, you have the iron dragon avatar, and we ALL jknow that people are their avatars. So you must be an iron dragon!
*Explodes out of eggshell with a rainbow array of ninja MAGIC!*
Where my ace of spades!?
.....
Oh, crap, I'm a day late...
*climbs back into eggshell*
Well, you have the iron dragon avatar, and we ALL jknow that people are their avatars. So you must be an iron dragon!Superficial similarities!
Tell you what, I'll give you this map to the lair of an *actual* iron dragon.
Sorry, I don't care for dragons. I have a strong sense of self preservation. Don't want to make them mad.
Sorry, I don't care for dragons. I have a strong sense of self preservation. Don't want to make them mad.Well, you have the iron dragon avatar, and we ALL jknow that people are their avatars. So you must be an iron dragon!Superficial similarities!
Tell you what, I'll give you this map to the lair of an *actual* iron dragon.
...for you are crunchy and taste good with.... meve y'all probably know that already.
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*Explodes out of eggshell with a rainbow array of ninja MAGIC!*
Where my ace of spades!?
.....
Oh, crap, I'm a day late...
*climbs back into eggshell*
See the time-traveling thread. You might still have a chance! :D
Sorry, I don't care for dragons. I have a strong sense of self preservation. Don't want to make them mad.
What? But you're a kobold! You're practically a mini-dragon!
...for you are crunchy and taste good with.... meve y'all probably know that already.Sorry, I don't care for dragons. I have a strong sense of self preservation. Don't want to make them mad.Well, you have the iron dragon avatar, and we ALL jknow that people are their avatars. So you must be an iron dragon!Superficial similarities!
Tell you what, I'll give you this map to the lair of an *actual* iron dragon.
Dude, I have the T-shirt.
Hey, ketchup!hellacious huni wrote:
*Explodes out of eggshell with a rainbow array of ninja MAGIC!*
Where my ace of spades!?
.....
Oh, crap, I'm a day late...
*climbs back into eggshell*
See the time-traveling thread. You might still have a chance! :D
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Sorry, I don't care for dragons. I have a strong sense of self preservation. Don't want to make them mad.
What? But you're a kobold! You're practically a mini-dragon!
Why, thank you! In that case, I don't care for you!
there, now everybody wins!
Wait, ANOTHER holiday thread???!!! Oh well, start all over again...