The diet drug, which causes “oily discharge.” Yeah, I wouldn’t eat again either.
Heh heh, my wife picked up a bottle of that stuff and I said the same thing: if you're worried about crapping yourself you'll stay away from food and lose the weight. Brilliant!
I don't think she took more than a couple of the pills, she never said why but I think the paranoia got to her.
- Chris Shadowens
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The diet drug, which causes “oily discharge.” Yeah, I wouldn’t eat again either.Heh heh, my wife picked up a bottle of that stuff and I said the same thing: if you're worried about crapping yourself you'll stay away from food and lose the weight. Brilliant!
I don't think she took more than a couple of the pills, she never said why but I think the paranoia got to her.
- Chris Shadowens
So the pills are self regulating because anyone with sense would make a lifestyle change rather than suffer the indignity of unexpectedly splash crapping bile during bathtime like some overfed and ailing humpback whale. Who knew pharmaceutical companies were actually looking out for our best interests? I, for one, feel so much safer. ;)
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Nice use of Pat Pulling-style editing.
It's nice, but does it block fat emulsification?
Oh. Dang.
Alright alright alright. Im sorry for beating this into the ground, but here is a commercial for the thing that I mentioned earlier. Still not talking the politics part of this...just the amazing craziness of this teamup.
What drug is it? Does it block fat emulsification? That'd explain oily discharge I guess, IDK.
Yes, it's Orlistat. Basically everything fatty gets pushed out undigested. Reminds me of "Olestra: "now with “10% less anal leakage.”
From their website: "Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work"
...Dang whippersnappers. GET OFF MY LAWN! *mutters about kids these days*
I had a house with a lawn that arguably no kid would ever have a need to cross. Yet, the neighbor kids kept cutting through it, inexplicably. One day they were having a water gun fight and included my property in their territory. I went out and picked up the biggest water gun rifles money could buy. I returned to the scene with both barrel squirting and drowned them where they stood. It was one way torture but their slightly concerned parents couldn't really say anything since I stuck to my property and the kids were enjoying their punishment.
I stood on my hill and shouted challenges begging further tresspass, which became the high point of their day as they teamed up to try to take me down. Lemons into lemonade, sex me.
What drug is it? Does it block fat emulsification? That'd explain oily discharge I guess, IDK.Yes, it's Orlistat. Basically everything fatty gets pushed out undigested. Reminds me of "Olestra: "now with “10% less anal leakage.”
From their website: "Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work"
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... (<-- old rpg videogames astonishment anyone?)
That is unreal.
Hooooorrrrrrppppppphhhhhh!
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What drug is it? Does it block fat emulsification? That'd explain oily discharge I guess, IDK.Yes, it's Orlistat. Basically everything fatty gets pushed out undigested. Reminds me of "Olestra: "now with “10% less anal leakage.”
From their website: "Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work"
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... (<-- old rpg videogames astonishment anyone?)
That is unreal.
I'd rather be fat.
I'd rather be fat.What drug is it? Does it block fat emulsification? That'd explain oily discharge I guess, IDK.Yes, it's Orlistat. Basically everything fatty gets pushed out undigested. Reminds me of "Olestra: "now with “10% less anal leakage.”
From their website: "Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work"
...
...
... (<-- old rpg videogames astonishment anyone?)
That is unreal.
Yeah, can you imagine the humiliation? People would start to ask why you changed clothes so often.
One step further:
I'd rather be dead.
I hope no females take offense at what I am about to post.
Last night I was ruminating upon college football, and made mention of the Alabama Crimson Tide. My wife pointed out that this school mascot is also a rather crude euphemism for "that time of the month". It makes me wonder which came first: the mascot or the crude euphemism? Also, did one influence the other?
Could be worse. Depending on where your mind is at.
** spoiler omitted **
I'm thinking the hockey team was around before these were.
I'd rather be fat.What drug is it? Does it block fat emulsification? That'd explain oily discharge I guess, IDK.Yes, it's Orlistat. Basically everything fatty gets pushed out undigested. Reminds me of "Olestra: "now with “10% less anal leakage.”
From their website: "Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work"
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... (<-- old rpg videogames astonishment anyone?)
That is unreal.
They don't call it fat & happy fer nuthin'. :)
Disney DVDs have this "Fast Play" feature that makes you watch 10 minutes of promos.
Bowls are not for beverages. Just so you all know.
Ellen Degeneres, Rosie O'Donnell, and Oprah have each owned daytime TV. What do they all have in common?
That's right, the occasional pants suit. Why, what were you thinking?
Ellen Degeneres, Rosie O'Donnell, and Oprah have each owned daytime TV. What do they all have in common?
That's right, the occasional pants suit. Why, what were you thinking?
Well, Oprah never had a sitcom, so I was pretty stumped.
Well, Oprah never had a sitcom, so I was pretty stumped.Ellen Degeneres, Rosie O'Donnell, and Oprah have each owned daytime TV. What do they all have in common?
That's right, the occasional pants suit. Why, what were you thinking?
I was slyling hinting at a sapphic triumvirate.
"Believe not in Steadman, for Gail is the way."
I was slyling hinting at a sapphic triumvirate.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
unremember unrememberdamn you
I was slyling hinting at a sapphic triumvirate.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
unremember unremember
damn you
LOL. I didn't mean... together.
edit: Man, you made me laugh aloud for twenty long seconds.
Well if you guys really want to envision that Ug sandwich (two slices of whitebread and a slab of liver), go right ahead. >:)
Well if you guys really want to envision that Ug sandwich (two slices of whitebread and a slab of liver), go right ahead. >:)I don't know about absurd, but observing that would certainly be disgusting.
It was all Kruelaid and Shiny's doing, I tells ya. My observation was merely absurd. (I admire and envy their depravity)
But, as long as we're talking. What do you wash down an Ug sandwich with?
A. A hose. From a distance. Maybe it'll convince them to go away.
It was all Kruelaid and Shiny's doing, I tells ya.
Personally, I blame Heathy.
It was all Kruelaid and Shiny's doing, I tells ya.Personally, I blame Heathy.
Works for me. He's our scapewolf.
Thank you, sir, for a good laugh!
It was my sincerest pleasure.
I ain't tapped any of it. They's all just that way.Works for me. He's our scapewolf.It was all Kruelaid and Shiny's doing, I tells ya.Personally, I blame Heathy.
*Whacks scapepoodle for lying to his betters*
My wife was served up a banner ad today for our hospital.
Hospitals..advertising..by..web..banner?
My wife was served up a banner ad today for our hospital.
Hospitals..advertising..by..web..banner?
"As the paramedics were trying to keep my blood in my body after the clown riot of '08, I remembered that internet banner ad for Griffon Hospital. I asked to go to anywhere BUT Griffon Hospital. That font was just too tacky to be competent."
Director of Narrative
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I ain't tapped any of it. They's all just that way.
Here's my absurd observation. Why's it so damned new and shiny-looking to people to jump on the "Heathy is my nemesis" bandwagon?
It was fun and funny when it developed naturally between he and Sharoth, but now folks think that it is an open invitation to give the wolf a clown shoe boot party. Find your own nemeses or go for something nice and general like talking about your ninth-level rouge.
Edit: He has been a good scapewoof, however.
"As the paramedics were trying to keep my blood in my body after the clown riot of '08, I remembered that internet banner ad for Griffon Hospital. I asked to go to anywhere BUT Griffon Hospital. That font was just too tacky to be competent."My wife was served up a banner ad today for our hospital.
Hospitals..advertising..by..web..banner?
Lol. Nice scenework.
I ain't tapped any of it. They's all just that way.Here's my absurd observation. Why's it so damned new and shiny-looking to people to jump on the "Heathy is my nemesis" bandwagon?
It was fun and funny when it developed naturally between he and Sharoth, but now folks think that it is an open invitation to give the wolf a clown shoe boot party. Find your own nemeses or go for something nice and general like talking about your ninth-level rouge.
Edit: He has been a good scapewoof, however.
I think people are just attacking him in order to give him an excuse to repond. We won't rest as a community until he's tops 25,000 posts!
You recall Kruschev's famous moment:
::takes off his shoe and slams it against his desk::
"We will bury you with Heathposts!"
I ain't tapped any of it. They's all just that way.Here's my absurd observation. Why's it so damned new and shiny-looking to people to jump on the "Heathy is my nemesis" bandwagon?
It was fun and funny when it developed naturally between he and Sharoth, but now folks think that it is an open invitation to give the wolf a clown shoe boot party. Find your own nemeses or go for something nice and general like talking about your ninth-level rouge.
Edit: He has been a good scapewoof, however.
Actually, I was among the first who annoyed Heathy. You're right, though. gotta find my own nemesis...
*Glares menacingly at potential 'nemesises'*
Really, though, I think that, having the reputation as 'that insanely random kobold', I think that I should be 'everyone-who-doesn't-completely-agree-with-me's nemesis'.
...better that than a loserish 'only-one-person's nemesis.
I don't have nemesisses, I have nemesissies and I slap 'em around hard, see?
I don't have nemesisses, I have nemesissies and I slap 'em around hard, see?
I say you DO have nemesisses!
And as you say you don't, and i say you do...NEMESIS!!!!!
I don't have nemesisses, I have nemesissies and I slap 'em around hard, see?I say you DO have nemesisses!
And as you say you don't, and i say you do...
NEMESIS!!!!!
Okay, you are my new Nemesisssy then.
So let it be written, so let it be slapped.
THWOCK!
:)
Okay, you are annoying then.
So let it be written, so let you be whacked.
Whack!