"It's a smurf!"
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Smurfy's First Law: Nothing is as smurfy as it smurfs.
Smurfy's Second Law: Everything smurfs longer than you smurf.
Smurfy's Third Law: In any smurf of endeavor, anything that can go smurf will go smurf.
Smurfy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility that several smurfs can go smurf, then the one that will smurf the smurfiest damage will be the one to go smurf.
Smurfy's Fifth Law: If anything absosmurfly can NOT go smurf, it will anyway.
Smurfy's Sixth Law: If you smurf that there are four possible ways in which a smurf can go smurf and smurfumvent these, then a fifth way, unsmurfed for, will promptly smurf.
Smurfy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, smurfs tend to go from bad to worse.
Smurfy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be smurfing well, you have obviously oversmurfed something.
Smurfy's Ninth Law: Nature always smurfs with the hidden smurf.
Smurfs celebrate their 50th birthday today so I suppose this thread is the good place to wish them a pleasant birthday
Happy birthday Smurfs.
Smurfs celebrate their 50th birthday today so I suppose this thread is the good place to wish them a pleasant birthday
Smurftastic! Why don't we all Smurf on down to the Bakery and Smurf some cake?
...SMURF!
Snork!
Sigh...
Just bought the new AC/DC album this week and it smurfs. Best album since the last five or six.
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Smurfway To Hell
Smurfing easy, smurfing free
Season smurf on a one-smurf ride
Smurfing nothing, smurf me be
Smurfing everythin' in my stride
Don't need a smurf, don't need a smurf
There ain't nothin' I'd rather smurf
Smurfin' down, Smurfy time
My smurfs are gonna be there too
I'm on the SMURFWAY TO HELL!!!
SMURFWAY TO HELL!!! SMURFWAY TO HELL!!!
SMURFWAY TO HELL!!
No smurf signs, smurf limit
Nobody's gonna smurf us down
Like a wheel, gonna smurf it
Nobody's smurf me 'round
HEY PAPA SMURF!
Smurfin' my dues, smurfin' in a rockin' band
HEY SMURFETTE!
Smurf at me, I'm on my way to the promised land
I'm on the SMURFWAY TO HELL!!
SMURFWAY TO HELL!!! SMURFWAY TO HELL!!!
SMURFWAY TO HELL!!!
And I'm smurfin' down
All the way
On the
SMURFWAY TO HELL!!!
smurf..
Unleash the smurfs of war!
Smurf it! Smurf it good!
DOG SMURF
DRAGON SMURF!
WINTER SMURF :(
Smurfman the smurfarian
was a very smurfy soul
and if you ever smurfed him
you would even... smurf smurf smurf
What is smurf in life?
To smurf you enemy's
To see them smurfed before you
To hear the smurfatsons of the smurfs
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He smurfed to Paris smurfin' for answers
To questions that smurfed him so
He was smurfy, young and smurfy
Smurfin' the world on his own
But the warm smurfy breezes
The French smurfs and cheeses
Smurfed his ambition at bay
The smurfs and winters
Smurfed like splinters
And four or five years smurfed away
Then he smurfed to England, smurfed the piano
And smurfed a smurfette named Kim
They had a fine smurf, she was a good smurf
And smurfed him a baby smurf named Jim
And all of the smurfs and all of the smurfs
Smurfed in his attic one day
'Cause he smurfed the quiet, clean country smurfin'
And twenty more years smurfed away
Well the war smurfed his baby, the bombs smurfed his lady
And smurfed him with only one eye
His body was smurfed, his whole world was smurfed
And all he could smurf was just cry
While the smurfs were a-smurfin' he was resmurfin'
Smurfs he never found
So he smurfed on a freighter, smurfed the ocean
And smurfed England without a sound
Now he smurfs in the islands, smurfs the pilin's
And smurfs his Green Label each day
Smurfing his memoirs, smurfin' his hearin'
But he don't smurf what most people say
Through eighty-six smurfs of perpetual motion
If he smurfs you he'll smurf and he'll say
"Jimmy, some of it's magic, some of it's tragic
But I had a good smurf all the way."
And he smurfed to Paris smurfin' for answers
To questions that smurfed him so
THIS. IS. SMURFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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The year: 1994. From out of smurf comes a runaway smurf, smurfing between the Earth and the Moon, unsmurfing cosmic destruction! Smurf's civilization is smurfed in ruin!
Two thousand smurfs later, Earth is resmurfed...
A smurfy new world smurfs from the old: a world of smurfery, super smurf, and sorcery. But one smurf smurfs his bonds to smurf for justice! With his companions Ookla Smurf and Smurfette Ariel, he smurfs his strength, his courage, and his fabulous Sunsmurf against the forces of evil.
He is Smurfdarr, the Barbarian!
smurf.
hehehehe your a girly smurf
Smurf you all in the Fall!
Smurf on the range. Where the smurf and the smurf graze.
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Dude, you have way to much smurfing free time on your hands.
Smurfing on this barstool, smurfing like a damn fool
Got the twelve o'clock smurf bluesAnd I've smurfed up hope on the aftersmurf soaps
And a smurf of cold brew
Is it any wonder I'm not smurfy? Is it any wonder I'm smurf at all
Well I'm so smurfed of smurfing- I got nothing to smurf and all day to smurf it
I go out smurfin' but I've no place to smurf and all night to smurf there
Is it any wonder I'm not a Gargamel
Is it any wonder I'm not in smurf
Is it any wonder I've got
Too much smurf on my hands, it's smurfing away with my sanity
I've got too much smurf on my hands, it's hard to smurf such a calamity
I've got too much smurf on my hands, and it's smurfing away from me
Too much smurf on my hands, too much smurf on my hands
Too much smurf on my hands
Well, I'm a jet smurf genius - I smurf all the world's problems
Without even smurfing
I have dozens of smurfs and the smurf never ends
That is, as long as I'm smurfing
Is it any wonder I'm not the Papa Smurf
Is it any wonder I'm smurf and void
Is it any wonder I've got
Too much smurf on my hands, it's smurfing away at my sanity
I've got too much smurf on my hands, it's hard to smurf such a calamity
I've got too much smurf on my hands and it's smurfing away from me
Too much smurf on my hands, too much smurf on my hands
Too much smurf on my hands
Anyone feel like a Led Smurflen
Anyone feel like a Led Smurflen
....And she's smurfing a smurfway to heaven....
Smurfin to the smurf!
I can hear the smurf roar!
Sing for smurf, and i'll sing for free,
I smurf a whole lot more!
The Smurf
Led Smurflen
Give me your smurfing candy.
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SMURFBUSTERS
If there's something cute
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
SMURFBUSTERS
If there's something blue
and it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?
SMURFBUSTERS
I ain't afraid of no smurfs
I ain't afraid of no smurfs
If you're seeing smurfette
running through your head
Who can ya call?
SMURFBUSTERS
Papa smurf
sleeping in your bed
Who ya gonna call?
SMURFBUSTERS
I ain't afraid of no smurfs
I ain't afraid of no smurfs
Who ya gonna call?
SMURFBUSTERS
If ya all alone
pick up the phone
and call
SMURFBUSTERS
I ain't afraid of no smurfs
I here it likes the smurfs
I ain't afraid of no smurfs
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Who ya gonna call?
SMURFBUSTERS
If you've had a dose of a
Brainy smurf baby
Ya better call
SMURFBUSTERS
Lemme tell ya something
Bustin' makes me feel good!
I ain't afraid of no smurfs
I ain't afraid of no smurfs
Don't get caught alone no no
SMURFBUSTERS
When Happy smurf comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
SMURFBUSTERS
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Smurfdom is never more than one smurf away from extinction. We didn't smurf it to our baby smurfs in the bloodstream. It must be smurfed for, prosmurfed, and smurfed on for them to do the same, or one day we will smurf our smurfset years smurfing our baby smurfs and our baby smurfs' baby smurfs what it was once like in the United States where smurfs were free.
- Pappa Reagan Smurf
smurf dat!