Fictional Band Names? or are they Real

[Tobus Neth]

Mephistophiles Cloud
Sweetdeath Butterlips
Neptunes Folly
Zarlok and the Puppet Masters of Kothra
The Train of Mars

Now make up Five Bands...and continue the post and rock on my brothers rock on!

[Heathansson]

Spank the Jellyfish
Toaster Plug
Weevil Knievel
Bach (pronounced "batch")
Glyptodont Messiah

[Sir Kaikillah]

Brown Starfish Spelunchers

Fish in a Barrel

Barroom Brawlers

Fudge Sandwich Bisquit Eaters

Daughters of Zugtamoy

[Tobus Neth]

Sea Bastards of the Black Coast
Wookie Zombie
Farmer Ted and the Mudthumpers five
Satanic Halloween Tree
Kilowatt Electric Pimps

[Sir Kaikillah]

Psionic Using Monkeys

The Raging Mokes

Splooge Chimps on Safari

Thumb In Da Eye

Corpse F~!%ers A real band, real talented, real laud and will never play a club on Maui and too young to care.

[Mothman]

Corrosion Control
Chaotic Evil Hotties from the Abyss (credit to Sir Kaikillah for this one)
Dagobah System
Disciples of Asmodeus
Mordenkainen

[Sir Kaikillah]

Doom Gaurd

Xaostics

The Sensates

the Mercy killers

the Fated

the Planar factions rock

[Sir Kaikillah]

Mothman wrote:

Chaotic Evil Hotties from the Abyss (credit to Sir Kaikillah for this one)

that is cool huh?

thanx for the props

[Fake Healer]

Chaos Brood
The Hellswarm
The Reapers of Funk
Azure Sphericals
Sundered Thoughts

Wassup, Bidches!

[Cosmo]

Bob
Bill
Ghadzhooks
Imogen Heap
Your Mom

[Sir Kaikillah]

Munchkin Mashers Five

DMs Delight

Captain D20

Blow Hole Players

Power Thrust Tube Riders

[R-type]

Baldilocks

All or coffin

Mini-Mum-Rage

A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't a Cake ;)

Melton John

[R-type]

Mothman wrote:

Dagobah System

Dagobah Cistern

[Cosmo]

These Arms Are Snakes!
Anton and the Holy Men
Honorable Fisticuffs
Gun That Shoots Knives
The Saturday Knights

Note: Three of these are actual Seattle bands. Can you guess which? (Answers in the spoiler)

Spoiler:

Real band.
Real band.
Real band.

[Tobus Neth]

Slowboat to Hell
Closet Devil
A Scarecrow made of Lead
Fred Nineteeth
The Appeal of Maggots

[Evilturnip]

Belly Orchard
Adam West
Whole Lotta Milka
Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
Wax Mannequin

Spoiler:

All real, all taken.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Evilturnip wrote:

Bourbon Tabernacle Choir...

... the Mormon Tubercular Choir?

[Evilturnip]

Bourbon Tabernacle Choir linky.

Hans Blix and the Mormon Tuberculosis Choir is someone else entirely.

[Adam Daigle]

Gogol Bordello

The Bastard Fairies

[Tobus Neth]

Astronaut ghost and Iron Goats of Chicago
Vorpal Machine
Grandmother Deathgrip
Lilly's pez dispenser
Noobhoople and the NorseGods

[magdalena thiriet]

Sir Kaikillah wrote:

Doom Gaurd

Xaostics

The Sensates

the Mercy killers

the Fated

the Planar factions rock

Ooh, I call dibs on Bleak Cabal.

[Sir Kaikillah]

Darkwing Faeries on Crack

The Neilen Bob's Peep Show

Elven Slut Go-Go Dancers

D4+1

Demogorgon's Savage Puppets

[Sir Kaikillah]

magdalena thiriet wrote:

Sir Kaikillah wrote:

Doom Gaurd

Xaostics

The Sensates

the Mercy killers

the Fated

the Planar factions rock

Ooh, I call dibs on Bleak Cabal.

All yours baby.

[Sir Kaikillah]

Tobus Neth wrote:

Slowboat to Hell

I really like that one. I mean really.

[Sir Kaikillah]

Fake Healer wrote:

The Reapers of Funk

Sundered Thoughts

Wassup, Bidches!

Thats the shizzit Dogg

[Sir Kaikillah]

Tumbling Emotions

The Otherman

The Fornicators

Poly~hydra

Optimus Prime and the Techno Stompers

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Uncle Stomach
the Word of Zod
Sully my childhood
Smile for the satellites
Blasphemous Surf.
We are all going to die.
µ-Ziq

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Daigle wrote:

Gogol Bordello

Gogol Bordello kicks. And here I was, thinking I was the only person one the boards who'd heard of him.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Taliesin Hoyle wrote:

µ-Ziq

I dig.

[Amardolem]

uncle paunchy
tree of woe
the hard ensemble
infester
larry and the losers

[Sir Kaikillah]

Whiskey Drinking Grannies

Players Of Pandomonium or POP (another cool acronym)

Orcus and the Undead Creepers

Punch Monkeys

Rubber Band (a real Hawaiian Punk band, really)

[Tobus Neth]

Screaming Harpies of Pazunia-
Sixfingered hand and the Shake-
Christmas Dungeon-
Moose Zombie
Seven Golden Rings of Loki-

[Stoned sage]

Necro-naughty Daughters of Satan
Spoon Theory & The Edge of Reasons
Odyssey of Qbert
Euphoric Unicorn

[The_PenDRaGoN]

Optimus Rhyme

Povertys No Crime

Suburban Kids With Biblical Names

Love Is All

Nouvelle Vague

Tired of Being Sexy

Vive La Fête

[deathsausage]

Old World Morality
The Tortfeasors
Kinky Taco and the Burrito Platters
OSHA Says No
Slurp In Your Sleep

Woooo!

[Ferd O' The Wild Frontier]

The Grognards

Birdie Birdo and the Birdmen!?

I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness

Gauntles of Ogre Power (a 90's indie rock cover band)

Spoonfuls of Decimation

One of them is for really reals.

[Tobus Neth]

Bumpjacked!

[TwiceBorn]

. D.N.D. (not to be confused with D.A.D. - acronym already taken by a Danish band)

. Hordling

. Reen's Groanin'

. Intergalactic Starship G.Y.G.A.X. (let's face it, I grew up on '80s spelling bee metal, e.g., W.A.S.P., who sang such classics as "L.O.V.E. Machine" and "B.A.D."... yeah man, that's some bad stuff...)

. Ravenloft

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

- Steve Jackson vs. the F.B.I.
- Ron Maiden
- The Hooligans

[Heathansson]

Monkeystung
Crabcakes
Juiblex
Tas-tee-kakes
Shazbat

[magdalena thiriet]

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

- Steve Jackson vs. the F.B.I.

- Ron Maiden
- The Hooligans

I think there is already a performer called Aaron Maiden.

How about The Modrons?

[Dungeon Grrrl]

Sucking on Wood
Goth Princess
Garterknife
Gratitude Sex
Brain Mime