Dangerous female ninjas on the loose!!!


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Watch yourselves everyone the streets are not safe!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuwMOBM5xfU


Haha! Ninjas with vices!

Spoiler:
It's obviously fake, but funny.

Dark Archive Contributor

I'd better check to make sure all of my ninja minions can account for their whereabouts Saturday morning...

No... let's not be silly... my minions would never have been caught on camera. Those ninjas obviously came from another clan.

Scarab Sages

My bad, I thought I locked the basement. I don't know how many times I told them...forget the damn lotto tickets!!!

Good Ninja Minion

Mike McArtor wrote:
No... let's not be silly... my minions would never have been caught on camera. Those ninjas obviously came from another clan.

Totally. Obvious n00bs.

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

Heh...

Well, I did express the desire for a whole bunch of cigarettes and lottery tickets. I guess I shouldn't say such things in front of the impressionable neophytes.

Dark Archive Contributor

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Gninjita wrote:
Totally. Obvious n00bs.

Yeah. I'm embarrassed for their leader, honestly. No, actually, if I find out who their leader is I should just send my minions to execute him. You know, to do him a favor. Because he's obviously a crappy ninja leader. Because he obviously has such crappy ninja minions.

Not like Gninjita. She's a good ninja minion. :)

Cosmo wrote:
Well, I did express the desire for a whole bunch of cigarettes and lottery tickets. I guess I shouldn't say such things in front of the impressionable neophytes.

Don't worry, Cos, MY ninja minions would have provided you with cigarettes and lottery tickets a-plenty AND they wouldn't have been seen on video. Of course, the cigarettes and lottery tickets would have been coated in the blood of their former owners, but that's the price you pay when you blab your mouth in front of my ninja minion trainees.

...

But just to be on the safe side...

If you have a chance, Gninjita, get your brother and the two of you go make sure none of our neophytes got out...

Good Ninja Minion

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Mike McArtor wrote:
If you have a chance, Gninjita, get your brother and the two of you go make sure none of our neophytes got out...

On it boss!

Dark Archive Contributor

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Gninjita wrote:
On it boss!

Such a good ninja minion.

*sips sake*

Scarab Sages

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This has just become so very disturbing...

Good Ninja Minion

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Hey, Boss. What do I do with this one?

*holds up unconscious form swathed in tie-dyed ninja costume*

Damn hippies!

Dark Archive Contributor

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Gninja wrote:

Hey, Boss. What do I do with this one?

*holds up unconscious form swathed in tie-dyed ninja costume*

Damn hippies!

Ugh. The much-derided hippie clan of ninjas.

Oh I don't care. Kill him. Hand him over to the cops. Burn his stash of pot and make him watch. Whatever you think will cause him the most anguish. Enjoy yourself.

:)

Good Ninja Minion

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Yes, Master.

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Gninja wrote:
Yes, Master.

Such a good ninja minion.

*sips sake*

Sovereign Court RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32, 2010 Top 8

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Mike McArtor wrote:
Gninja wrote:

Hey, Boss. What do I do with this one?

*holds up unconscious form swathed in tie-dyed ninja costume*

Damn hippies!

Ugh. The much-derided hippie clan of ninjas.

Oh I don't care. Kill him. Hand him over to the cops. Burn his stash of pot and make him watch. Whatever you think will cause him the most anguish. Enjoy yourself.

:)

If you're going to burn his stash, make sure he's upwind.

Scarab Sages

Mike McArtor wrote:
*sips sake*

Mmmm....sake.

The Exchange

Aberzombie wrote:
Mike McArtor wrote:
*sips sake*
Mmmm....sake.

What no pirate crew??

Liberty's Edge

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Wow...this thread is 10 times better written than any anime I've ever seen.

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Crimson Jester wrote:
What no pirate crew??

Ew, ick. No. ;)

Heathansson wrote:
Wow...this thread is 10 times better written than any anime I've ever seen.

I'm not sure how I should feel about that statement. :\

Liberty's Edge

^ ^ "ha...ha...ha.....Mike Micky Mike is ambivalent."

^ ^ "ha...ha.....ha ha....ha......SpeedRacerIhideinyourcarnow!"
:0 "oh...."
^ ^ "haha....haha....haha....fight ninjas!"

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Heathansson wrote:

^ ^ "ha...ha...ha.....Mike Micky Mike is ambivalent."

^ ^ "ha...ha.....ha ha....ha......SpeedRacerIhideinyourcarnow!"
:0 "oh...."
^ ^ "haha....haha....haha....fight ninjas!"

*blink blink*

...

*blink blink*

...

*blink blink*

...

Did I just get insulted?

Heathy... did the sugar you put on your cereal this morning taste... funny...?

Good Ninja Minion

*watches the werewolf carefully*

Liberty's Edge

"So. Ninjagirl. Youwishtofacemeinbattle. Hahahahahahahah.
Hahahahahahahahahaaahaha."

"Ha."

"Youcnaannotfaceme."

"Ha."

Liberty's Edge

"STROBELIGHTS"


*seizure*


GODZILLA! What's he doing here? IS he goingt o fight MEGALON?

Liberty's Edge

(pink penguin enters stage left, laughs, hearts fly out of his mouth; non of which makes any sense to anybody, Japanese or not)

Dark Archive Contributor

Dude, you've watched some seriously cracked-out anime in the past. Most I've seen make perfect sense.

Most.

;)


Mike McArtor wrote:
Did I just get insulted?

To insult Mke McArtor without him knowing is the double entrende of the ninja.

Liberty's Edge

*STROBELIGHTS* @_@

Dark Archive

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Godzilla!!!! Noooooooo it's gozilla run... run... r....*splat*

(Godzilla internal monologue) What was that? Ahhhhh man I got some dude all over my foot again. Damnit, these guys should all be ninjas. Freaking pirates on shore leave always getting in my way.


Heathansson is the stray of the ninja.


Mike McArtor wrote:

Dude, you've watched some seriously cracked-out anime in the past. Most I've seen make perfect sense.

Most.
;)

final episode of eva?

Liberty's Edge

CourtFool wrote:
Heathansson is the stray of the ninja.

Why does Mr. T pity you?

Dark Archive Contributor

William Pall wrote:
final episode of eva?

That does not fall under the broad umbrella of "most."

Insanity for fun and profit!

Dark Archive

semi-thread jack

Master Ninja McArtor you should get your hands on the vid game 'Heavenly Sword' - martial arts pure goodness, been wasting time on it for 4 days now.

And i'm sure you can use it as a tax write it off under 'gaming research'.


Heathansson wrote:
*STROBELIGHTS* @_@

Glowsticks!

*rave*
*rave*
*rave*

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On a more on-topic note, what sort of reputable ninja master reveals his identity online? McArtor has just increased his chances of being slaughtered in his sleep by blue catfolk ninjas. If, of course, someone who runs a clan of blue catfolk ninjas were to be here. *nervous eye shifty* If one were, I'm sure he would not be wearing a cape.


Heathansson wrote:
Why does Mr. T pity you?

Mr. T is the Team-A of the ninja.

Good Ninja Minion

Dirk Gently wrote:
McArtor has just increased his chances of being slaughtered in his sleep by blue catfolk ninjas.

Our boss is well protected by the Thousand-Eyed-Gninja-That-Never-Sleeps!


Gninjita wrote:
Dirk Gently wrote:
McArtor has just increased his chances of being slaughtered in his sleep by blue catfolk ninjas.
Our boss is well protected by the Thousand-Eyed-Gninja-That-Never-Sleeps!

McArtor will die from either of the most common causes of death for gamers : choking to death trying to chug one gallon of [insert beverage of choice while gaming here] while in mid-monologue. Or, by Gamers' Sock Party : death by fully-loaded dicebags, liberally applied.

Liberty's Edge

Dirk Gently wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
*STROBELIGHTS* @_@

Glowsticks!

*rave*
*rave*
*rave*

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@ @
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Oh, no. They still do that stuff?


Heathansson wrote:
Dirk Gently wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
*STROBELIGHTS* @_@

Glowsticks!

*rave*
*rave*
*rave*

Oh, no. They still do that stuff?

"They?" No. "I?" Yes.

Dark Archive Contributor

baron arem heshvaun wrote:
Master Ninja McArtor you should get your hands on the vid game 'Heavenly Sword'

I have heard good things about this game. I'll need to check it out some time. :)

baron arem heshvaun wrote:
And i'm sure you can use it as a tax write it off under 'gaming research'.

Oh no, I'd never do that.

Spoiler:

*does that all the damned time*

Dirk Gently wrote:
On a more on-topic note, what sort of reputable ninja master reveals his identity online?

It is because I am supremely confident in the abilities of my good ninja minions in protecting me. Besides, you only assume my true name is "Mike McArtor." ;)

Gninjita wrote:
Our boss is well protected by the Thousand-Eyed-Gninja-That-Never-Sleeps!

You see. Such a good ninja minion.

*sips sake*

Turin the Mad wrote:
McArtor will die from either of the most common causes of death for gamers : choking to death trying to chug one gallon of [insert beverage of choice while gaming here] while in mid-monologue. Or, by Gamers' Sock Party : death by fully-loaded dicebags, liberally applied.

*shudders slightly*

Gamers' Sock Party...

*chugs sake*

Liberty's Edge

Turin the Mad wrote:
Gninjita wrote:
Dirk Gently wrote:
McArtor has just increased his chances of being slaughtered in his sleep by blue catfolk ninjas.
Our boss is well protected by the Thousand-Eyed-Gninja-That-Never-Sleeps!
McArtor will die from either of the most common causes of death for gamers : choking to death trying to chug one gallon of [insert beverage of choice while gaming here] while in mid-monologue.

Speaking of posters on this thread...

Spoiler:
...yes, Dirk, I'm talking about you.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Turin the Mad wrote:
Gninjita wrote:
Dirk Gently wrote:
McArtor has just increased his chances of being slaughtered in his sleep by blue catfolk ninjas.
Our boss is well protected by the Thousand-Eyed-Gninja-That-Never-Sleeps!
McArtor will die from either of the most common causes of death for gamers : choking to death trying to chug one gallon of [insert beverage of choice while gaming here] while in mid-monologue.

Speaking of posters on this thread...

Spoiler:
...yes, Dirk, I'm talking about you.

Ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha.

Minions! Move out.

Liberty's Edge

Ha. Hahaha. Ha ....ha.
Mcartoryourminionsarenomatchformyminionsninjaschminjacan'tkaratechopabullet .

Ha. hahaha. aha.

Liberty's Edge

Ha.

Dark Archive Contributor

?
O_o

Scarab Sages

What in the wide, wide world o'sports is a goin on here?

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