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Totally. Obvious n00bs.
Yeah. I'm embarrassed for their leader, honestly. No, actually, if I find out who their leader is I should just send my minions to execute him. You know, to do him a favor. Because he's obviously a crappy ninja leader. Because he obviously has such crappy ninja minions.
Not like Gninjita. She's a good ninja minion. :)
Well, I did express the desire for a whole bunch of cigarettes and lottery tickets. I guess I shouldn't say such things in front of the impressionable neophytes.
Don't worry, Cos, MY ninja minions would have provided you with cigarettes and lottery tickets a-plenty AND they wouldn't have been seen on video. Of course, the cigarettes and lottery tickets would have been coated in the blood of their former owners, but that's the price you pay when you blab your mouth in front of my ninja minion trainees.
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But just to be on the safe side...
If you have a chance, Gninjita, get your brother and the two of you go make sure none of our neophytes got out...

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Hey, Boss. What do I do with this one?
*holds up unconscious form swathed in tie-dyed ninja costume*
Damn hippies!
Ugh. The much-derided hippie clan of ninjas.
Oh I don't care. Kill him. Hand him over to the cops. Burn his stash of pot and make him watch. Whatever you think will cause him the most anguish. Enjoy yourself.
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Gninja wrote:Hey, Boss. What do I do with this one?
*holds up unconscious form swathed in tie-dyed ninja costume*
Damn hippies!
Ugh. The much-derided hippie clan of ninjas.
Oh I don't care. Kill him. Hand him over to the cops. Burn his stash of pot and make him watch. Whatever you think will cause him the most anguish. Enjoy yourself.
:)
If you're going to burn his stash, make sure he's upwind.

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^ ^ "ha...ha...ha.....Mike Micky Mike is ambivalent."
^ ^ "ha...ha.....ha ha....ha......SpeedRacerIhideinyourcarnow!"
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^ ^ "haha....haha....haha....fight ninjas!"
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Did I just get insulted?
Heathy... did the sugar you put on your cereal this morning taste... funny...?

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On a more on-topic note, what sort of reputable ninja master reveals his identity online? McArtor has just increased his chances of being slaughtered in his sleep by blue catfolk ninjas. If, of course, someone who runs a clan of blue catfolk ninjas were to be here. *nervous eye shifty* If one were, I'm sure he would not be wearing a cape.

Turin the Mad |

Dirk Gently wrote:McArtor has just increased his chances of being slaughtered in his sleep by blue catfolk ninjas.Our boss is well protected by the Thousand-Eyed-Gninja-That-Never-Sleeps!
McArtor will die from either of the most common causes of death for gamers : choking to death trying to chug one gallon of [insert beverage of choice while gaming here] while in mid-monologue. Or, by Gamers' Sock Party : death by fully-loaded dicebags, liberally applied.

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Master Ninja McArtor you should get your hands on the vid game 'Heavenly Sword'
I have heard good things about this game. I'll need to check it out some time. :)
And i'm sure you can use it as a tax write it off under 'gaming research'.
Oh no, I'd never do that.
*does that all the damned time*
On a more on-topic note, what sort of reputable ninja master reveals his identity online?
It is because I am supremely confident in the abilities of my good ninja minions in protecting me. Besides, you only assume my true name is "Mike McArtor." ;)
Our boss is well protected by the Thousand-Eyed-Gninja-That-Never-Sleeps!
You see. Such a good ninja minion.
*sips sake*
McArtor will die from either of the most common causes of death for gamers : choking to death trying to chug one gallon of [insert beverage of choice while gaming here] while in mid-monologue. Or, by Gamers' Sock Party : death by fully-loaded dicebags, liberally applied.
*shudders slightly*
Gamers' Sock Party...
*chugs sake*

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Gninjita wrote:McArtor will die from either of the most common causes of death for gamers : choking to death trying to chug one gallon of [insert beverage of choice while gaming here] while in mid-monologue.Dirk Gently wrote:McArtor has just increased his chances of being slaughtered in his sleep by blue catfolk ninjas.Our boss is well protected by the Thousand-Eyed-Gninja-That-Never-Sleeps!
Speaking of posters on this thread...

Dirk Gently |

Turin the Mad wrote:Gninjita wrote:McArtor will die from either of the most common causes of death for gamers : choking to death trying to chug one gallon of [insert beverage of choice while gaming here] while in mid-monologue.Dirk Gently wrote:McArtor has just increased his chances of being slaughtered in his sleep by blue catfolk ninjas.Our boss is well protected by the Thousand-Eyed-Gninja-That-Never-Sleeps!Speaking of posters on this thread...
Spoiler:
...yes, Dirk, I'm talking about you.
Ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha.
Minions! Move out.