Nostromo. Should be a demon lord name.
Our man above Acheron, so to speak.
These forums are calmer because we're all older, wiser, have seen it all and care a lot less.
Smaller community. Larger lowest common denominator.
And hey! I'm it!
I bet if you stabbed a werewolf in the heart with a silver dragon... oooh man that would be sooo cool!!
Faces of Death 5 already did it. It was fantastically ugly.
I bet if you stabbed a werewolf in the heart with a silver dragon... oooh man that would be sooo cool!!
Total protonic reversal. Plain and simple.
4.0 game over man, 4.0 game over!!
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These forums are calmer because we're all older, wiser, have seen it all and care a lot less.
Smaller community. Larger lowest common denominator.
And hey! I'm it!
Meh...this tank has plenty of detritus to nourish two bottom feeders.
I like the funny man in the diving suit, though. Those are my bubbles.
These forums are calmer because we're all older, wiser, have seen it all and care a lot less.
Smaller community. Larger lowest common denominator.
And hey! I'm it!
Hmm, so if we viewed the Wizards' board thru an LCD Screen... ;)
I say we lift off and nuke the entire Realms from orbit. Its the only way to be sure....Sure, but then you have an angry, radioactive Elminster coming after you.
Yah, but it would be a dry heat...
As ever,
ACE
And stay frosty... we can't afford to let even one of those 4th edition bastards in here...
Edition over, man! Edition over!
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What if 3.5 didn't even exist? Did you ever think about that, I didn't know! So now if I went and made a major security situation out of it, everybody steps in, administration steps in, and there's no exclusive rights for anybody, nobody wins! So I made a decision with a new edition, and it was wrong. It was a bad call, Ripley. It was a bad call.
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
No one puts 3.5 in a corner.
You're going out there to destroy 3.5, right? Not to study, not to bring back, but to wipe 3.5 out?
OMG!!!!
I cant believe I finally just noticed your nameSmeghead
"A man that can not even outwit a used tea bag"
"Your nickname was nevva Ace. Maybe Ace hole."
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If you're in trouble he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless come what may
Without him the mission would go astray
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer
He will never need a zimmer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
More reliable than a garden trimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer
Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right
Then he just might come round for dinner
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
No rhymes left now apart from quimmer
He'd better fade us out before we get to schlimmer
Fade out you stupid plimmer
Get away from 4.0, you b*&!h!
Narrator: In A.D. twenty-oh-seven, news was beginning.
DM: What happen?
Munchkin: Somebody switched up us the rules.
Rules Lawyer: We get previews.
DM: What!
Rules Lawyer: Internets turn on.
DM: It's you!!
WOTS: How are you gentlemen!!
WOTS: All your dungeon are belong to us.
WOTS: You are on the way to subscription.
DM: What you say!!
WOTS: You have no chance to login make your time.
WOTS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
Rules Lawyer: DM!!
DM: Take off every 'OGL' !!
DM2: You know what you playing.
DM: Play 'OGL'.
DM: 4th great just us.
"Your nickname was nevva Ace. Maybe Ace hole."
"A man that can not even outwit a used tea bag"
Hey now...
As ever,
ACE
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Private Hudson on the end of 3.5 and the rise of 4e:
Hudson: "That's it man. Game over, man. Game over! What the f#@$ are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do!?"
Burke: "Maybe we could build a campfire. Sing a couple of songs."
Hudson: "BEEP n Beeep n Beep, this isn't happening. This can't be happening, man, this isn't happening!"
Hudson: "4e's coming in. I feel safer already."
Hudson: "How do I get out of this chicken-s%@+ edtion?"
Hudson: "Oh man, and I just bought 3.5. Four more weeks and 4e's out. Now I'm gonna buy 4e on this rock. It ain't half fair, man!"
Hudson: "Hey sarge, you get lip cancer playin 4e."
Hudson: "Well that's great. That's just f$#+ing great, man. Now WTF are we gonna do? We're in some real pretty s+!& now, man!
Hicks: "Are you finished?" roll your freakin dice!
Hudson: "Die,4e ! Mutha-beep! C'mon! Come get some! You want a piece of me? Come on! C'mon! C'mon, you bastards! You want a piece of this? BEEP you! Gaahh! beep you! Hicks! Hicks! Aaaaaaaaa....*"
Hudson: "I say we grease this rat BEEP son-of-a-b edtion right now."
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More discussion of the arrival of 4e around the Space Marine gamining table:
Ripley: "Well we'd better think of something. We'd better think of a way."
Hudson: "Think of what? We're f#*#ed!"
Hicks: "Shut up and roll your d20
Hudson: "We're doomed!"
Hicks: "Shut up!" Roll your freakin dice already!
Vasquez: "Look man, I only need to know one thing. Where they are."
Hudson: "Right, right. Somebody said 'digital content' she thought they said 'more digital content' and signed up."
Vasquez: "F!%& you, man."
Hudson: "Anytime, anywhere."
Ripley: "Are you finished. I hope you're right. I really do."
Gorman: "Right, well we have Ripley's report on disk. I suggest you all take a look at it."
Ripley: "Because just one of those "Digital Inititive" things managed to wipe out my entire crew in just 24 hours, and if the colonists have discovered that website there's no telling how many have been exposed."
I can't believe I'm Dwayne Dibley!!!...
attention lady cats! I am feeling very sexy!!
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Ripely: "How long after 4e can expect 4.5?"
Hicks: "17 days."
Hudson: "17 days? Hey man, I don't want to rain on your parade, but we're not going to play 17 hours. That 4e thing is going to come in here like they did before..."
Ripley: "Hudson."
Hudson: "...and they're going to come in here and they're gonna come in here..."
Ripley: "Hudson!"
Hudson: "...and they're going to kill us!"
Ripley: "This little girl survived playing 1st edtion longer than that with no training."
*Newt, wearing a helmet, salutes Hudson*
Hudson: "Then why don't you put her in charge?"
Ripley: "Hudson, you just had better start dealing with 4e, because we need you and I'm sick of your b$%#*#*~."
Hudson: "Yo! Stop your ginnin' and drop your linen. Found 4e."
Hicks: "Looks like a g~#-d+*n town meeting."
Of course we cant forget Bishops comments about the new edition:
Bishop: "I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid."
Ash's comment is the most fitting: "I can't lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathies."
This whole thread is just stupid! Where is the enlightened conversation the OP credited to Paizo? Where are the smart people? It's all just a big threadjack, and...ohh, never mind..."Never toss a dwarf!"
Wait a minute, does that mean WotC is getting rid of dwarves too?
;)
Dwarves are the new Gnomes. Here today, Gnome tomorrow!