Osama Bin Laden Penetrates APEC


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Aussie Commediens disguised as Osama Bin Laden, With absolutely fake security credentials, driving in a Motorcade with Canadian Flags, penetrated two checkpoints and were only caught outside the Hotel George Bush was staying in because someone thought the Arab looking guy didnt look Canadian.

God Help Canada if it elects a Muslim Leader...

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Wait...

...what?

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Just smile and nod.


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Was he carrying a small nuclear device in a brief case?

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Disenchanter wrote:
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That's f~+~ing brilliant!


yellowdingo wrote:

were only caught outside the Hotel George Bush was staying in because someone thought the Arab looking guy didnt look Canadian.

The Muslim equivilent of Groucho Marx Specs and moustache didn't give it away then?

Apparently for security of this calibre, one needs to pony up $200 million.

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Disenchanter wrote:
Here: Take your pick of source.

This may change quickly, but right now, this thread is the second listing on that search. That's awesome. Paizo power.


This isn't the first time I've seen Paizo first page a generic Google search.

Google must like them of something.


Its so nice to know that the billions of dollars put into national security and anti-terrorism crap are so effective and well spent.
I love people who pull crazy s#+% like this.

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O.M.G. this is brilliant I wish I had thought of it and well had the money and time to have done it. When Bush was at an Opening of a Boys and girls club here we thought it was to tastless to try to pull anything....but the APEC summit oh thats just awesome!!!

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Arctaris wrote:

Its so nice to know that the billions of dollars put into national security and anti-terrorism crap are so effective and well spent.

I love people who pull crazy s%@@ like this.

In high school, there were frequently Air Force recruiters in the lunchroom trying to recruit unsuspecting students. Several times, just to mess with them, I'd saunter up to them, look behind my back, then whisper covertly, "Ummm... Do you think you could get me on the short list for the Stargate program?" If they told me that they didn't know what I was talking about, I would give an exaggerated wink and say something to the effect of "Yeah. Right. Nothing," then walk away.

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Worse than you would imagine...Saw the CHASERS PENETRATE APEC on WEDNESDAY night...They bypass a single continuous 500m Security corridor, and Security only pounced on the guy running with the Motorcade who having passed all levels of security felt paranoid that he was about to be shot and said "We need to go back."

Security decided that it was just the one guy...not the whole motorcade. It wasnt even Chas (the guy dressed like Osama) who ran over to find out what was wrong...only later when it continued to dawn on the Security guys that there was something really wrong did they send more people to pick up the rest and and the vehicles.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
In high school, there were frequently Air Force recruiters in the lunchroom trying to recruit unsuspecting students.

Have you seen the Australian defence force's home-movies from Iraq.

Skulling beer through a length of tube in their Klan costumes. ..."sniff" I'm so proud "sniff".....

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bal3000 wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
In high school, there were frequently Air Force recruiters in the lunchroom trying to recruit unsuspecting students.

Have you seen the Australian defence force's home-movies from Iraq.

Skulling beer through a length of tube in their Klan costumes. ..."sniff" I'm so proud "sniff".....

That didnt happen in IRAQ...that happened in the Northern Territory (Australia)...until the late 80's the NT was the sole producer of the one Gallon Beer bottle...gods the saturday night brawls were terrifying...you have never seen it until a drunk breaks the end off a one gallon bottle and goes you with the pointy end...cause he thinks you were chatting up his missus...

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