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[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Wonders why McFarland dragons are cheaper and better and cooler than plastic D&D minis. Goes off to statblock McFarland Dragons.

[Aberzombie]

Felicitous notation.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Taliesin Hoyle wrote:

Competitive posturing. Links to photos of dragons.

Claim that my dragons are in better condition.

Disparaging remarks about army miniatures.

Claim that MacFarland Dragons are way better than Spawn dudes.

Mention of Spawn movie.

Annoyed post stating that poster was intending to post only on 'Kill da wabbit' posts.

Statement that poster must now return to post normally.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Spoiler:

Post involving additional explosions and runes.

[Sharoth]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

~shocked look~ You have 3,023 posts (3,757 including aliases)? What is wrong with you? Don't you have a life? Real world friends? ~thinks~ Oh. Wait a minute! It is Heathansson who doesn't have a life with 17,811 posts (21,510 including aliases)!

~Reads the paper that KC gives me~ BOOM!!!

(~GRINS~ I couldn't resist!)

[Aberzombie]

Maliciously insane laughter. Futile attempt to say something positive about kobolds. Abject realization that their is nothing positive to say about kobolds.

[Callous Jack]

Sharoth wrote:

~Reads the paper that KC gives me~ BOOM!!!

(~GRINS~ I couldn't resist!)

Complaint regarding the smell of burning bacon in the air.

[Aberzombie]

Facetious guffaw.

[Heathansson]

Post calling for the end of eggregious threadjackings.
Exhortation that THIS is why nobody new wants to come to Paizo.
Attempt to get thread back on track, erroneously thinking that one of the threadjackings five pages back was the original subject.

[Aberzombie]

Extemporaneous queery regarding the habitat of Aquila chrysaetos.

[StarMartyr365]

Starts picking easy targets and loading the Forum Guns.

[Aberzombie]

Vague request.

[Whimsy Chris]

Validation of self through smug critiques of several past posts.

Ends with ;).

[Aberzombie]

Chaotic jumble of words.

[Kruelaid]

Mindless string of L337 jabber.

Concludes with a famous citation from a Japanese video game composed with incorrect grammar.

[Aberzombie]

;sjeuriojsdf;lkJSd;flkjasd;jkasdposdrvk'ED

[Heathansson]

Baby's first post!!!

[Whimsy Chris]

Heathansson wrote:

Baby's first post!!!

A mildly witty retort that nobody puts Baby in the corner followed by an edit apologizing for the joke.

[Aberzombie]

ILUGIULGKLJGJKLHGIUHLKJ:IOUIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kruelaid]

The final damning irrefutable evidence that everyone who posts on the Paizo boards is a complete idiot.

EXCEPT Kruelaid.

[Heathansson]

who is a moron.

[Kruelaid]

^
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[Kobold Catgirl]

Heathansson wrote:

who is a moron.

First sensible thing you've said yet.

But Kruelaid has a point. Pretty much all the Lords of the Boards are idiots.
Except KC.

[The Dire Pigeons of Doom]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

who is a moron.

First sensible thing you've said yet.

But Kruelaid has a point. Pretty much all the Lords of the Boards are idiots.
Except KC.

Who is insane.

AND STILL MESSING UP OUR F#~~ING FLOWER BEDS!!!

[Callous Jack]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

who is a moron.

First sensible thing you've said yet.

But Kruelaid has a point. Pretty much all the Lords of the Boards are idiots.
Except KC.

Who is actually a Smurf.

[The Dire Pigeons of Doom]

Callous Jack wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

who is a moron.

First sensible thing you've said yet.

But Kruelaid has a point. Pretty much all the Lords of the Boards are idiots.
Except KC.

Who is actually a Smrf.

(Yeah. But don't tell him that. He's an epic-level ranger with favored enemy (smrf)and he can be a bit testy when feeling blue)

[Aberzombie]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

First sensible thing you've said yet.

But Kruelaid has a point. Pretty much all the Lords of the Boards are idiots.
Except KC.

There you go again with those delusions. Seriously, what are you smoking, and where can I get some?

[Kruelaid]

He smokes bug s~%!.

Still want some?

[Kruelaid]

Sincere attempt to get this thread back on topic.

[Vic Wertz]

Aberzombie wrote:

Extemporaneous queery regarding the habitat of Aquila chrysaetos.

Huh? What kind of Cheetos?

[Vic Wertz]

driveby smurfing

[Sharoth]

Vic Wertz wrote:

driveby smurfing

~screams in horror~ NOOOOOO!!!!!! It is a smurf-tastrophy!!!!

[Callous Jack]

Huffy compaint on how there's already a Smurf thread followed by feeble attempt to return the current thread to previous topic.

[Jal Dorak]

Almost the right number of posts to bring the Ancient Ones from their prison...I'll let everyone know when that happens.

[Aberzombie]

Highfalutin dissent.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

/\_/\
( 'v' )< Omae Mona!
(.....)
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[Heathansson]

ayyup.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Claim of werewolf sighting.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Witty retort playing on the Aesop's cry wolf story or whatever it was.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Agitated pointing at werewolf. Fearful jabbering.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Jal Dorak wrote:

Almost the right number of posts to bring the Ancient Ones from their prison...I'll let everyone know when that happens.

Obligatory link.

[Callous Jack]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Witty retort playing on the Aesop's cry wolf story or whatever it was.

Mockery of leprechaun's literary choices.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Defense of Aesop. Personal attack. Appending of the sop "in my opinion.

[Heathansson]

Yo mama dig on Aesop's mother.

[Heathansson]

Yo mama dig on Callous Jack's big old lead butt mama/ warforged creation device thingamabopper.

[Callous Jack]

Post stating Heathy's mom was a hamster and his father smelled of elderberries.

[Heathansson]

Explanation of the colloquialism "yo mama dig" that still makes no sense.
Inclusion of the term "dirty dozens" and "ranking."

[Callous Jack]

Werewoof joke and Werepoodle joke resulting in depression for sinking to KC's level.

[Beaver Cleaver]

hey!!!

[Callous Jack]

Ain't you dead?